"What's that?" Link asked, pointing upwards as they passed underneath a cream-colored arch. A strange metallic object was upside-down above them, there appeared to be four seats inside the object and large enough for people to sit comfortably.

"I guess it is one of those horse-less wagons we see outside the hotel when we go to the bus stop," Midna replied as they passed by. Another strange object, which looked like an enormous lute given a wacky makeover, was sitting with the name Rockin' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith in large black letters just beneath the strings.

"What's with this world? The people here think of the stupidest things," Vaati murmured in disbelief.

"Well, the stupid need to have something to do," Ganondorf replied.

"Really? Is that so? Then what do you do?" Vaati asked snidely.

"You little bastard!" Ganondorf shouted furiosuly, swiping at Vaati. The minish ducked, laughed, and ran into a booth to hide among the children and adults looking at the merchandise.

"Come out here, you little sneak. I'll only gut you," The Gerudo hissed as he ran over, peering over their heads to find Vaati. All he heard in reply was a triumphant laugh over the other people's heads.

"Can't you all at least act civilized?" Zelda huffed as she stormed over.

"Are you kidding, Princess? They couldn't act civilized even if their lives depended on it!" Link retorted.

"No one asked you, you asshole!" Ganondorf yelled angrily back. All the parents covered their children's ears and led them away as the little ones began asking what asshole meant.

"Hey, look at this," Vaati said as he suddenly appeared next to Zelda, holding up a thin pink shirt with a blonde-haired girl on it.

"Hannah…Montana…Why does her name rhyme?" Zelda said as she peered at the shirt.

"Who cares, let's just go, okay?" Midna said as she grabbed Link and Zelda and started dragging them impatiently to the line.

Half an hour later, the group minus Midna and Ganondorf were being shoved into a crowded dark room. The two left behind where too tall for the ride and had to sit out, to their disbelief.

"Why would anyone be too tall to ride?" Zelda asked as she looked around the crowded room. Most of the occupants were staring at a couple of men playing with some sort of machine that made music that, while she herself despised it, seemed to catch the Links' interest.

"Well, I did read on one of the signs that if you are too small, you couldn't come on either. Maybe its safety?" Vaati replied.

"Well, at least we don't have to listen to those morons until the ride is over," Shadow Link huffed.

"Hey! You can call Ganondork anything you want but don't call Midna a moron!" Link yelled.

"Why? You like her or something?" Shadow Link asked slyly.

"That's none of your business," Link replied, turning to look away. Vaati grinned and stepped around Link to see his face.

"Aw! Aren't you just so cute when you blush!" Vaati taunted. Link flinched and punched the minish. He hit the wall from the force, but it only seemed to make him laugh.

"What are you two arguing about now?" Zelda asked in annoyance.

"Hey! Shut up!" The man beside them growled as they heard the people out past the window start talking.

"I like this park," Shadow Link said as they came into what the woman in the previous room called an alley. A 'Limo' pulled away from the dock and came to a halt a couple of feet form them, facing into a dark tunnel.

"Why?" Zelda asked.

"No more stupid boats," Shadow Link replied.

"I wonder what they are doing? They are just sitting there," Link said as he stared at the limo. As they all looked to see what he was talking about, the car shifted back slightly, and then zoomed out of the alley faster than possible.

"What are you looking at? Where did that limo-thingy go? Why are all your mouths open?" Vaati growled as he finally got to look where they were and only saw the next car move up.

"Is that even possible?" Link said in shock.

"Where did the limo go?" Zelda replied.

"You guys are all drooling, that's disgusting," Vaati growled. This snapped them out of their shock.

"Shut up, midget. You were too small to see anything," Shadow Link retorted.

"Hey! I am barely shorter than you guys! Its not my fault I couldn't see anything past your big fat head!" Vaati yelled back.

"What did you say, you brat?" Shadow Link roared.

"Stop fighting! It gives me a headache," Zelda said as she grabbed Vaati and yanked the two away from each other.

"Shut up, Princess," They both yelled. Zelda rolled her eyes as she shoved Vaati forward as the line move enough for them to get onto the next limo. They got in, pulled the 'headrest' down, and listened to the strange music as the car started towards the tunnel.

"This music is awesome!" Shadow Link roared happily from the seat in front of them. Zelda shook her head as the music died slightly than she heard a voice. She couldn't hear it because of the music, but she started to hear a countdown.

"Are you okay?" Link asked, peering around the headrest to look at Zelda.

"Four!" Vaati and Shadow Link yelled ahead of them.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Zelda answered.

"Three!"

"Here we go,"

"TWO!"

"Waiting is nerve-wracking,"

"ONE!" The screamed as the red light went green and suddenly the four were thrown backwards as the car began zooming forward at sixty-miles-per-hour.

"That was awesome!" Shadow Link yelled as they stepped out of the car. Zelda stumbled out of the limo and ran away.

"What's her problem?" Vaati snickered. Link rolled his eyes as he walked past them to find Zelda.

"Look! Zelda looks like a complete idiot!" Shadow Link said, pointing to a glowing picture. Shadow Link and Vaati had ecstatic faces, while Link looked like he was trying not to look scared and Zelda was pale with eyes looked like they were popping out of their sockets.

"I'm buying it!" Vaati yelled, running towards the booth to buy the picture.

"Now where to?" Link asked. He had found Zelda with Midna by the restrooms. Apparently, the ride was too much for Zelda's stomach.

"Let's do something not as fast or jerky…" Zelda murmured. The three villains groaned, but they were ignored.

"How about the Great Movie Ride? It's just down the road," Midna said.

"Okay…What's a movie?" Zelda asked.