Link entered the main Twilight Palace with his glowing sword at the ready.
There was a jingle that made him jump, and then a robotic female voice announced; "Welcome to the Twilight Palace! Please enjoy your stay and visit our gift shop, including a Subway restaurant and a Farore Bucks coffee store!"
Midna looked around, "That's new, Zant must had added it. I approve."
Link sheathed his sword, "I am hungry, and I could go for a coffee, too."
Author's Note:
This...is completely silly, I know. But really, EVERYWHERE has a gift shop including a starbucks and subway, why not in Zelda?