Woo! party with the sound! haha i loooved this part of the story! the new characters then changed kawako i found this chapter to be hilarious :P if you havent seen hangover.. the one part might not be as funny but thats okay ! its still shits and giggles! i dont knwo if i have ever put warnings in my story... but im pretty sure i have it on the highest rating lol -shrugs- anyways that doesnt matter right now :P well i hope you guys enjoy the new scenery! :D im so stoked for the story :P haha the first parts my favorite :P i really dislike orochimaru.. well i dont but i do... i also watched a old school episode with kimimaro... and i realized.. kabuto is actually quite the prick... he was so mean to kimimaro as he cried! i wanted to kick him in the nuts! but anyways :P i still love MY story kabuto :P though i do not own naruto or it's characters, just his alternated universe and kawako! :D and the random kid that sat beside her in geo? i own him too! but that was a while back :P anyways! im coughing up my lungs still but that wont stop me from posting this! ENJOY! :D 3 haha kawako has some shocking experiences in the next chapter ;p maybe if i get some loverly reviews ill post in quicker! -hint hint- haha 3


After leaving a note saying I was gone to Sakura's for the night... First time ever pulling this stunt surprisingly. Thought not the first time I've been to Sakura's... though, I'm not at Sakura's... Anyways, I was driving down a very long road, surprisingly with houses down it as well. Me and Kabuto reached our destination. 666 Hell street. Ha, not really but that is where I was in my imagination. I was all giddy and making my own adventure out of this. Travelling to the haunted house of the crazy vampire snake! I tapped Kabuto on the shoulder as he knocked on the door. He's so polite, it's adorably annoying. I stretched up to whisper in his ear.

"Is Orochimaru one of a kind?"

He raised an eyebrow at me.

"I mean, are there more than one kind of vampire that is snake like rather than bat?"

He began to chuckle until the door opened and he tried to cover it with coughing, which made me begin to laugh. The man who opened the door just stood there, staring down at us like we stepped on his flower or something.

"I always expected your house to be bigger, darker, with some pointed fences and skeleton hands poking out of the ground. Maybe some black cats and crows making eerie noises. Also on top of a hill, in the middle of nowhere."

Kabuto elbowed me in the side as Orochimaru's eye began to twitch. I bit my lip from laughing at my own words and his reactions.

"I'm sorry Oro but, the real point is your house is actually very nice."

I smiled brightly, trying to win my way back into his home, guessing I was probably close to being rejected. He sighed in annoyance and opened the door more, stepping out of the way to let us in. It seemed a few people were already here, considering I could hear music and people chatting. I followed the noise into a very large, very expensively decorated sitting area. There was a fireplace! Which was the first thing I ran over to.

"Ooo! I've always wanted a fireplace! They are so cozy in winter! Can I roast marshmallows?"

"What are you retarded?"

I glared over at the lipstick wearing boy who commented my intelligence. I finally took notice to who was around me. Sakon and Ukon were here, Rinji, and Kimimaro. I wonder who else was invited or coming. I shrugged as I stood up walking over to the others who sat on the couch and stood across the couch. I stood beside Kimimaro, he just stood there, looking down at me, his arms crossed, and his face cold and bored looking. I have never missed the guys more. Though, he kinda reminds me of Pain, or Sasori.

"Please tell me somebody brought alcomahol."

"Kitchen."

I wasn't really sure who said it but, I went searching for the said room.

"Right."

With that said I turned on my heel beginning my journey in the different direction. It didn't take much to find the bright room.

"Oh! Looky here! Hi Kigiri!"

A man with spiky pale grey hair and beady grey eyes looked over at me. Waving his hand as his other hand brought a glass of some sort of drink to his lips. I believe I found my favourite member!

"Whatcha drinking?"

He narrowed his eye suspiciously at me, finishing his gulp.

"Vodka and juice."

"Good choice."

He nodded his head and pointed to the fridge and bag of plastic cups beside the fridge. So it seems these guys weren't party noobs.

"There's vodka and beer. Help yourself."

He began to walk away, the cup seemed to be glued to his lips. He seemed like a perfect candidate.

"Hey, Kigiri, do you know how to play beer pong?"

He nodded his head and my lips twitched into a very large grin. He pointed to the cups and then made his way to the living room. Right on. This could be a start of a new friendship. I nodded my head to the sound of the music playing. I couldn't recognize the song but it was decent. Soon enough I could feel a presence behind me.

"Kawako."

I squeaked and jumped back, smacking right into the creepy presence, and also causing me to drop the cups I was trying to re count. I growled as I turned my head to see a smirking silver haired man with glasses. When did he get his glasses? I brushed it off as I punched the man in the shoulder. After a evil glare I picked up the cups. Trying to count them once again.

"You are an asshole I hope you are aware of that Kabuto."

"Really? I have always considered myself as a pleasurable man."

"That is what happens when you fall in love with your reflection."

"I can't help it, I'm just so dammed sexy."

His face stayed in the small smirk, staying so calm as he stroked his own ego. I on the other hand began to laughing quite abruptly. I shook my head as I grabbed a few beer from the fridge.

"You're a moron."

"I play winner?"

"Sure, I wouldn't mind kicking your ass as well," I winked as I walked past him with my supplies, he followed close at foot.

"Oh? I guess it takes a conceited person to know one."

"Hah. Damn straight, when you can beat the all mighty Pain and Sasori no Danna in beer pong, you can't help but feel like king shit."

It took me a moment before I realized what I had said.

"Oh.. Right, you guys hate each other... sorry."

My mood was suddenly just crushed and pissed on. I had to bring up the guys. I think Kabuto noticed my sudden downfall in mood and posture; he set his hand on my shoulder, smiling sweetly at me.

"Don't worry Kawako, we know it's difficult for you."

I couldn't help but smile back. I turned my head just in time to avoid walking straight into Sakon.. who seemed to be even more energized then his normal self. I raised an eyebrow as he stood in front of me with his fist on his hip and a dark grin on his face.

"You know Kawako, just because I am incredibly intelligent, doesn't mean I haven't had a few drinks before. I will dominate you in this game."

I suddenly have noticed a common factor in kick boxers.

"You people are all conceited jack asses and need a reality check!"

"Hn."

"That seems over exaggerated Kawako."

I looked over at the two protesting men.

"Hmm, I guess it's just Kabuto, Sakon, Orochimaru, and sometimes Ukon. The others are decent. I like you guys the most."

I winked at the man with the beaded necklace as his brows pushed together at the comment that I prefer his brother over him. Man, these guys are sooo much fun to mess with. I haven't felt this tough in so long! They are just too easy.

"Hurry up, you are slow."

I glared at the grey eyed man waiting at the table. I smirked as I brought the beer and cups, setting the game up. I opened my mouth to ask for the balls but Kigiri was one step ahead of me.

"Girls first."

He said, tossing me the light game balls. I bit on my lip as I readied for my shot.

Hours later we all sat in the room behind the sitting room, which turned out to be pretty much a home bloody theatre. I'd like to know where the hell this guy gets his friggen pay check! Maybe his father is rich? Lucky bastard! Well we were watching a comedy of some sort, the title has escaped my intoxicated mind. We were all scattered around the room, chairs couches and so forth. Kidomaru and Jugiro showed up at some point, which... dun dun dunn. TAYUYA! That's right, Mr. Kidomaru that is dating her, who would of guessed right? Well, I ignored her dirty stares and chilled with my little group, Sakon, Kigiri, Kabuto and Kimimaro. It seems Kimimaro despises the brute chick which made him my best friend of the night. So the room sort of had a line down the middle with Orochimaru, Kidomaru, Jugiro and Tayuya. Oh, I forgot the fun fact. Orochimaru is dating one of the schools teachers! That is right; he is dating Anko, our 4th year Boot camp gym teacher. I didn't even know we had a Boot camp class. So yeah, she was also here as well. But, to my luck, none of the guys take that class, nor does she have any idea who Kisame is! HANGOVER! That is the film we are watching! Anyways, the one guy who wore glasses woke up missing his tooth. I laughed hysterically.

"Hahahah! That is you Kabuto! I could see you waking up tomorrow missing a tooth!"

"Ha, right and you're the crazy fiancé he's running away from because you beat him!"

I raised an eyebrow at Sakon and stopped my laughing abruptly, which made a group of them chuckle. I shrugged.

"At least I'm not the loner who can't be near children... Sakon!"

"He is a funny man! And, I'm sure there is a good reason, like maybe he kicked a mouthy bastard!"

"Suuuure."

I winked at him as he glared at me. I laughed until a piece of something flew into my mouth. I freaked and coughed it out. I looked at the colourful piece of candy coated chocolate and popped it back in my mouth smiling.

"Oo! A piece of candy!"

"This better be James Woods cause if it's me in there again I'll be pissed!"

"Kimimaro, I think I might be in love with you. Just to let you know."

"I guess that makes Kimimaro the cruise ship bartender eh?"

I burst into another fit of laughter as Ukon's comment. I was surprised he was even following the conversation. I then finally noticed how he sat in the back in between the 'groups'. I looked around.

"Alright, who the hell has the smarties? Now I want more."

I looked around and everyone just watched the movie, a couple people looking around with me but giving up soon. I heard a crunch from not far away, somewhere to my right. As I sat next to the line just in front of Ukon, I guess right in the middle of the room. I heard another crunch and saw Kabuto's hand jolt back to around the vacant space next to him on the small couch. I dove, guessing they were in his left hand. He quickly passed the box to his far hand, holding it out of his reach.

"Ah hah! My spidey senses were right! Gimme those candies!"

He chuckled as he easily blocked me from reaching the box of sweets.

"Tisk, tisk Kawako. Ask nicely."

I glared at him as I settled down, fixing my clothes. I stumbled from my drunken haze before crossing my arms.

"Hey Kawako."

I looked up to see Ukon grinning evilly. I narrowed my eyes at him with mistrust. He held up his hand and shook the box. My eyes widen and my mouth dropped with a smile. I pranced over and wrapped my arms around his neck.

"Ukon, have I ever told you how amazing you are?"

"Hmm, I can't remember, maybe you should tell me and refresh my memory."

He passed me 2 single smarties... Ooo he's devious. I grinned as I sat beside him with my arm around his shoulders, my other hand twirling his white like hair.

"You are a very skilled fighter, and you're sooo smart."

I leaned my head on his shoulder, the other guys were snickering. I heard Tayuya make a sound of disgust. I was really getting annoyed of her, the only thing stopping me was Kidomaru's pleading eyes. That chick is lucky I can hold my liquor. I continued messing around with Ukon.

"You're smexy and funny and just amaziiing!"

"Damn Kabuto, good thing you married that stripper. I don't think I can give you this girl back."

I let out a bellowing laugh as I snatched the candy from his hands; I smiled as I popped the food in my mouth. I looove smarties. Everything was going great as I took my seat and finished my glass of vodka. I sat beside Kabuto this time, so I could chat with him during the movie.

"You know I never expected to have so much fun here, no offense or anything."

"Heh, none taken."

"By the way, did you figure out what college you're going to?"

He just shrugged. Keeping his eyes on the t.v. his face masked with the light pink across his nose and his face emotionless.

"I might mess around for a year, with my grades I can get into any school, plus I'm already a head a year."

"Really?"

"Mmhm, I noticed I have no reason to leave just yet."

I just stared at him, my eyes narrowing. Then everything was ruined. Forgive me Kidomaru. I knew the bitch said it louder on purpose, 3 little words that I will not take being told. Sure I know I'm not innocent, sure I play around and have kissed some of the guys but I've known those guys all my life. Yes, I know I'm very flirtatious but still, that is very unnecessary.

"What a slut."

My fist twitched into a fist, cracking the cup that was in my hand.

"Tayuya!"

Kidomaru scolded her and the rest of the guys just looked at her as she snuffed up her nose like she was better than them all. My eye twitched as I looked over at the girl myself.

"I'm sorry Tayuya.. I don't think everybody heard you... What was that?"

"Heh, you think you're fucking tough there you s l u t? I'm not scared of you bitch."

Kabuto grabbed my shoulder, trying to stop me from getting up, I just roughly threw him off walking over to the girl.

"Never said you were scared, I figured that one out when you almost ruined my friend's party and talked shit about them. But, the thing is bitch... I'm not scared of you, and I will not take your shit anymore."

The girl stood up, crossing the other half of space between us, laughing and smirking.

"Huh? Last I checked you just betrayed them, that's why you're here isn't it. You hypocritical whore. You shouldn't be here, your worthless Akatsuki scum, even lower than your fish faced brother. He's the gayest of them all."

That right there was my line. I was just going to chat with there for a bit longer, but now. Now she fucking crossed the line. I punched her in the face, breaking her nose in one hit. I stepped forward twisting, kicking her in the stomach, as she crumpled over everyone jumped up to grasp for us, but not before her face met with my knee and the tip of my toe met her knee. I flailed around desperately trying to spring free from who's ever grip I was in. I saw red and that was all. Well more dark pink, the colour of that dumb bitches hair that needs a couple more fists to the face. Kabuto was now standing in front of me. Kidomaru was trying to help Tayuya with Orochimaru and Anko.

"Kawako! Calm down! She's doing it to get under your skin. Stop."

"Nobody says that about my fucking brother. Nobody says that about my fucking friends!"

"Yeah, we see that now. She's just a stupid bitch anyways Kawako, come on. Let's go find a new movie to watch alright?"

I looked over to Sakon, he had a goofy smile on.

"Yeah, come one, you're no fun all raged," Rinji added.

I chuckled, calming down; it took a few moments before Kimimaro finally let me go. I brushed my hand through my hair.

"Drinks are on me! What does everybody want?"

I shouted with a large grin on my face.