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The Big Leagues
(In an alternate time line, a long time into the future)
"This is the end for you Cell! The nightmare is over!" roared Trunks, his golden aura flaring violently around his body.
"You insignificant pest! You will pay for your attempt to deny my chance at perfection! I will kill you and take your precious time machine for myself!" bellowed Cell. The imperfect android menace hovered high in the sky as he cupped his hands at his sides, "Ka... me... ha..."
As Cell powered up his Kamehameha, Trunks surrounded himself in a large dome of golden energy and fired an enormous blast at Cell before the Android could finish powering up his own beam attack.
"Impossible!" screamed Cell as he was overtaken by the blast and completely destroyed.
Trunks stood frozen in place, looking up to the sky as his attack shot of into space for a few seconds before finally powering down.
"It's finally over." he whispered to himself. "Thank you guys, for everything."
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"Mom! I'm home!" yelled Trunks as he walked into the rundown remains of Capsule Corporation. Not hearing a response, he walked past the kitchen to find Bulma asleep on a couch in their make-shift living room.
"Must have finally crashed after staying up working all last night." said Trunks as he put a blanket on her and tucked a pillow under her head.
"Have a nice nap Mom." said Trunks as he planted a kiss on her forehead. The purple haired saiyan hybrid went back into the kitchen, opening the refrigerator and scanning for something to eat. The young time traveler put together a makeshift meal by piling the various leftovers he found onto a few plates. After racking them up in the microwave to heat up all at once, he went over to wash his hands at the sink. After he shut off the water, he rinsed his hands off with a dry cloth before moving to clear the table for his meal. As he moved his jacket off the table a small scroll fell out of his pocket. He picked it up and unrolled it, finding the scroll to have come from Naruto.
"When did he slip this in there?" questioned a puzzled Trunks. He remembered the blond appearing out of the nowhere the night before he traveled back to his own time. Naruto had shaken his hand, wished him luck, given him a new sword sheath, and vanished back off to parts unknown.
The scroll read, 'Unseal after scrap-heaping the androids and vaporizing Cell.' A chibi Naruto giving him the peace sign was drawn underneath with a short seal array underneath that.
"How did he unseal these things...Oh yeah." Trunks pricked his finger and swiped some blood across the seal. In a puff of smoke, Naruto appeared in his kitchen.
"So this is the future, huh?" said Naruto as he took a look around. "When it went bad, it went really bad."
"How did you get here?" stammered a stunned Trunks.
Naruto adopted a smug look and flashed him the peace sign, "You didn't really think that the greatest Ninja of all time would pass up a chance to travel through time, did ya? Dimension, Time, Space, there are no limits for the great Naruto Uzumaki!"
Trunks just looked at him as if he was insane.
Naruto shrugged, "I'm just a clone. The boss figured things might be in really bad shape even after you killed off the Androids and Cell. You're still in need of some eternal dragon style assistance."
"What's all the racket going on in here?" asked a yawning Bulma as she walked into the room. "Trunks, you should have told me in you were bringing company over."
Trunks snorted, "He's not company, he's Naruto."
Bulma rolled her eyes, "Very funny young man, like you really brought you're friend from the past back home with you."
Naruto let out a wolf whistle, "Damn! You look just as fine as you do in my time!"
Trunks face-palmed, "See, I told ya it's Naruto."
"Just a clone, but a close to the original as you can get!" reminded Naruto. "You guys wouldn't happen to have any ramen around here would you? The boss would have a fit if I didn't taste some ramen of the future."
Trunks started laughing at the absurdity of it all, "Definitely Naruto."
"Well, you didn't tell me how much of cutie your friend here was!" teased Bulma. "And a charmer too, why If I'd met you way back then, Trunks-"
"Mom!" yelled Trunks.
"Ahem!" coughed Naruto regaining their attention. "Now, as I said before you guys are in need of some eternal dragon style assistance."
Bulma gave him a curious look, "But the balls are inert."
'Not these balls!' thought Naruto with a smirk. "On this planet, but what about the planet with the original dragonballs?"
"New Namek! You're right! We can fix a ton with three wishes!" exclaimed Bulma, before she realized the problem with that plan. "We don't have the resources to build a spaceship. I used everything in building the time machine."
"Hey! Who needs a spaceship when you got the number one teleporting ass-kicking ninja!" declared Naruto. "A quick hop to other world to round up the gang, pick up Trunks' new sword, and find the location of New Namek, then you're back in business!"
"Naruto can teleport us across the galaxy in a blink of eye, no spaceship needed." explained Trunks.
"Finally, a karate bum who's actually useful!" cheered Bulma.
Naruto snickered, "Ha! That's what the other you said about me too."
Bulma suddenly leaped into her son's arms, laughing with glee. Trunks picked her up and twirled her around.
"We can really bring them back! We can fix all the things they destroyed! We can really have a home again!" exclaimed Bulma.
Naruto gave them a warm smile, "We all thought everyone deserved a happy ending, especially you two. You two saved the past and the future, and you deserve to be fully rewarded for your efforts. Thank you, for never giving up hope."
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( Back to the normal time line: Two weeks later)
Mid afternoon in a small quiet Italian restaurant on the west side of Orion City, a young redheaded woman sat idly at the far edge of the bar poking at the olive in the bottom her martini glass. The restaurant was the spot of choice for couples, however, her fiance was late meeting her, again.
"He is so going to pay for this..." she muttered before downing the rest of her drink. Turning back towards the rear of the room, she spotted a blond woman seated alone in the table right behind her, apparently sharing a similar predicament.
"You waiting on somebody too?" asked the redhead.
"You could say that." replied Eighteen.
"Mind if I sit with you? If we both get stood up, we could pretend we were just friends meeting for dinner. Won't make us look so pathetic." suggested the woman.
Eighteen smiled and waved her arm at the chair across from her, "Go right ahead."
"I'm Sophia, by the way." said the woman as she took a seat.
"Natalie." replied Eighteen.
As Sophia turned to hook her purse onto the side of her chair, she thought she saw her table companion twitch oddly, but dismissed it as a trick of the light. A waitress soon approached them and they ordered some more drinks and a few appetizers. The two woman struck up a conversation about their missing significant others, Sophia heavily dominating the conversation. The redhead did notice that when the blond would say something negative about her boyfriend, she would then suddenly readjust herself in her chair. She dismissed at her being annoyed by his absence. Also, occasionally Sophia would pause as she noticed Eighteen gaining a glazing over expression on her face, but the blond would immediately prompt her to continue the conversation as if nothing was amiss. After the waitress returned with their drinks and food, Sophia received a call from her fiance on her cell. Distracted by the phone call, she didn't notice Eighteen going slack in her chair and burying her face in her arms on top of the table to suppress a few moans.
"He said he's coming as quick as he can. If he left when we was supposed to, he wouldn't be in so much trouble." said Sophia as she hung up.
"Men, they never do come quick at the right time." joked Eighteen.
"You are so right about that!" replied a giggled Sophia.
Suddenly eighteen jumped up in her seat, banging her leg against the table.
"Sorry, my heel got stuck." said Eighteen.
"Happens to me all the time." replied Sophia, shaking her head. The redhead went to take another sip of her drink, but suddenly froze up in shock.
"Ah...Oh...Oh...Oh yes!" moaned Eighteen as she suddenly went in slack in her chair, her eyes rolling back into her head, and her face gaining that blissful post orgasmic glow. Sophia could only stare at the woman across from her in shock, unable to comprehend what just happened. Since it was a somewhat secluded table, the only other person to notice Eighteen seemingly creaming herself out of the blue was the waitress that had approached the table to offer them some more wine and appetizers.
"I'll have whatever she was having..." muttered Sophia, her tone still filled with shock and awe.
What came next shocked the two women even further.
"Sorry ladies, but I'm not on the menu." came the voice of Naruto from under the table. As the source of Eighteen's pleasure emerged from the table, the two woman nearly fainted as the thought of what just truly occurred dawned on them. As Naruto reached his feet he continued licking his lips and fingers in exaggerated fashion, causing the pink hue on their cheeks to turn flaming red.
"Thanks for the audience." said Naruto with a smirk on his face. The blond dropped a hefty tip on the table for the waitress and enough money to cover Sophia's meal as well. He wrapped an arm around the still dazed Eighteen and escorted her out of the restaurant.
The two woman stayed frozen for several minutes afterward until the waitress finally blurted, "Did you see how long his tongue was?"
"I'll be dreaming about that tongue for the rest of my life." replied Sophia.
"Sorry, I was late again babe, but the boss was being a real pain in the ass today." exclaimed a brown haired man as he ran up to the table with Sophia. The man immediately went on edge from the strange look his redheaded fiance was giving him, 'I've never seen that look before. She's totally turning me on and scarring me shit less at the same time. What the hell happened while I was gone?'
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(About a week later)
Vegeta had no idea how he ended up in his current predicament, all he knew was that he needed to get out of it, or someone was going to die.
He gave a look towards the heavens, 'I'll take back everything I've ever done. I'll take the woman shopping! I'll spend more time with my brat! I'll stop calling Kakarot's woman a harpy even, just for the love of Kami please make it stop!'
As if on command to his response, Goku and Naruto jumped in his face singing along with the Karaoke machine.
"Well, who are you?" sang Naruto.
"Who are you? Who, Who, Who, Who?" sang Goku.
"I really wanna know!"
"Who are you? Who, Who, Who, Who?"
Vegeta had thought that when he died at the hands Frieza, he'd seen hell. He was wrong. He was horribly, horribly, horribly wrong. Somehow during the third day of their vacation, his group encountered Naruto and Eighteen. Shortly after that Seventeen and some purple haired woman he was with stumbled upon all three couples. The result was far worse than anything Vegeta could have ever imagined, a private karaoke party.
Vegeta turned eyes back upward to the ceiling, a look of rage on his face, 'Namek brat! I know this is your doing! And the Namek is the one pulling your strings. No one but you could bestow such an unbearable torture like this upon someone. If you end this now, there will be no repercussions.'
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Up at the lookout, Dende suddenly paused in his meditation.
"Piccolo, he wants to bargain." said Dende. "If I stop now, no repercussions and he'll be nice to his family and friends."
The larger Namekian snorted before an evil smile spread across his face, "No deal. Screw him to the wall!"
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"This one goes out to you Vegeta!" declared Goku. Now he, Seventeen, and Naruto were onstage as new music started to play.
'The both of you will pay for this, dragonballs be damned...' thought Vegeta.
(Why can't we be friends by War)
Hoo, Hoo, Hoo-oo!
Hoo, Hoo, Hoo-oo!
La, La, La, La, Laaaaa...
La, La, La, La, Laaaaa...
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
(Goku takes the lead)
I know I've seen you in the buffet line,
We end up next to each other almost every time!
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
(Naruto takes the lead)
I know I messed up your gravity room,
But I got yo woman to fix it before it went Kaboom!
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
(Seventeen takes the lead)
We had that one big fight in the past,
But I'm really sorry for whoopin yo ass!
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
At this point the women could hold back their giggles anymore and burst out into laughter. Vegeta started to rise to pound them all into a pulp, but Bulma yanked him back down into his seat.
"No fighting!" scolded Bulma. "If you want to get back at them, use the music!"
"You'll have to do better than that." grumbled Vegeta as he stood up again. Bulma yanked him down again and whispered something into his ear, unable to hide the blush spreading on her face.
"Now you're speaking my language." said a smirking Vegeta. "You want music, I'll give you some music."
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Dende halted in his meditation again, "Piccolo, he's actually...joining in. Vegeta...is going to sing?"
Piccolo let out a low chuckle, "Just make sure someone is getting it on tape. He'll never be able to live it down."
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Vegeta snatched the microphone from Goku as soon as they were done kicking them all off the stage.
"Yeah, the Veggie-man finally getting into to it!" cheered Naruto as he sat back down next to Eighteen.
"This outta be good." said a smirking Seventeen.
As the music chosen by the Saiyan Prince started play, everyone in the room raised an eyebrow at it. That is until his own lyrical modifications were heard.
(War by Edwin Starr)
Go-Ku! Yeah!
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Uh-Huh!
Na-ru-to!
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing!
I'll tell ya again ya'll!
Go-Ku! Kami please...
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Listen to me!
Kakkarot is a man I despise
He'll eat up all my food
And get me yelled at by his harpy wife
I've traveled all throughout space
And met many of a different race
But that punk ass Uzumaki,
Well he's the scum of the galaxy!
I said, Go-Ku!
Good God, y'all
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again!
Na-ru-to, Lord
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me!
Goku laughed and clapped along as ChiChi started singing along, but Naruto gave Eighteen a sour look once she started humming along. Seventeen's amusement at their misfortune didn't last for long. The nest song was Vegeta's personal remix of 'Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto'.
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(Time Skip: 6 months past the Cell games)
Briefcase in hand, pipe in mouth, Dr. Briefs marched into the assembly hall with his lab coat billowing behind him. Normally the only a reason such a collection of the best and brightest minds in science would only be collected for awards or to announce another landmark discovery in a new field. But today was not the case. While Dr. Briefs possessed a calm and collected facade, the majority of his scientific colleagues were unable to hide the panic in their demeanor. His arrival did assuage them somewhat, as they all let of a sigh of relief at not being to one to deal with the media on this urgent matter. He walked down the side of the room, avoiding the hoard of gathered press members in the middle of the room. He started greeating his colleagues as he reached the front of the room, where they were seated at long rectangular tables, his seat being the one in the center with the modified podium in front of it.
"Bunson! Beaker! Hughes. Zoidberg! Sloan! House. Brennan. Mallard. Wilson! " He glared at the last figure, saying her name sourly, "Boxer..."
The woman returned the glare with equal intensity, her tone possessing the same level of disdain, "Briefs..."
"How in the world did he end up marrying her sister." muttered Mallard.
"Easy, she's just as hot as Boxer and she's not a bitch." replied House.
Wilson chuckled as he added, "Their family gatherings must just be fantastic."
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Chichi sighed as she stood up from the kitchen table, "Your father was supposed to be back here almost an hour ago."
Gohan chuckled from the sink where he was washing dishes, "He probably fell asleep at the lake. He always does after a good day of fishing."
"What am I going to do with that man." Chichi the noticed Gohan scrubbing hard to get some grime off a plate, "Here, let me do it. At the rate you're going, you'll break it."
Gohan shooed her away from the sink, "Mom, I've got this. You should sit down and rest."
"Just because I'm pregnant, doesn't mean I'm disabled young man." chided Chichi as she bumped her son out of the way. "Now, if you use a the rough side of a sponge instead of a towel, this comes right off. See?"
Gohan took the sponge and plate from her, before escorting her back to my chair, "Yes, thanks. Now sit! See what's on the TV."
"Fine. I'll rest. When I was pregnant with you, your father and grandfather just got out of the way and let me do whatever I wanted." said Chichi.
"Well, you've had me study so much that I know better." replied Gohan.
"Yes, I must follow all the instructions of the world renown, Dr. Gohan." joked Chichi as she turned on the TV. After flipping through the channels for a few seconds she landed on ZTV, finding her favorite soap opera.
"Oh, I almost forgot! Today there were going to reveal the father of Shizuru's baby!" squealed ChiChi.
The channel suddenly cut away from the soap to a male anchor at the news desk, "We interrupt this programming to bring you a special edition of ZTV Action News."
"Oh! Come on! Not now!" whined Chichi.
"Scientists and Astronomers of world renown have gathered together here at the Koshi Assembly Hall of West City for a major announcement. On the scene for ZTV to witness the press release for this apparent landmark discovery is our own Maria Tucker. Maria?"
"Thanks, Kento. It looks Dr. Briefs is now arriving at the podium for what is expected to be a historic announcement. Earlier today..." said Maria.
"Gohan, come here! Something is happening!" yelled Chichi.
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A massive projection screen descended from the ceiling in front of the back wall. When the projector came online is displayed a split screen with King Furry on the left and the head of the royal airforce, Five Star General Fox McCloud, on the right.
"We have gathered you all here today to announce a matter of dire importance to the future of our planet." announced King Furry.
General Fox picked it up from there, "Dr. Briefs was the point man on this discovery and the best to inform the nature of the situation. Go ahead Doctor."
Dr. Briefs cleared his throat and took a sip of water from the glass on the podium, "Yes, thank you General. First off, I would like to thank you all for gathering here on such short notice. The discovery, my colleagues and I have recently made is vital to the survival of our beloved mother earth. In response to the now classified UAF incident several years back, a host of sensory satellites were commissioned by King Furry and General McCloud. These satellites are our first wave of detection for an incoming threat from outside the solar system. As of 0400 hours last Tuesday, the SRTT I & SRTT III sensory satellites discovered an unidentified object approaching the Solar System. At 0500 the same day, the UVR IV & UVR IX satellites identified the mass as possessing a radial length 4.5 times the length of the Central Continent. At 0530 UVR III & UVR V confirmed the mass to be devoid of life. In layman's terms, the object was nothing more than a big hunk of space rock. At this point we all were relieved that it was just harmless object that was going to float right by our solar system, instead of a colony of aliens on the hunt for a planet."
A blond haired male reporter interrupted, "So it is confirmed, that terrorists behind the Eastern Capital Massacre were aliens from the discovered space pods?"
"That's classified." declared General Fox.
The reported snorted before shaking his head, "I'll take that as a yes."
"Anything else? No? Alright then, now I was saying before, my colleagues and I were relieved that the object turned out to be a harmless mass off dead space matter. It turns out we were wrong." stated Dr. Briefs.
The throng of reporters erupted like an angry bee hive.
"Wrong? So, we are under the threat of an impending extraterrestrial attack?"
"And you've all been sitting on your asses!"
"You incompetent assholes have doomed us all!"
"Ahem!" coughed Dr. Briefs loudly, silencing the room. "If you had let me finish, I was going to say we were wrong about the space body being harmless. A calculation error occurred on two fronts. One stream of data was decoded from binary into base 10, before being processed for analysis. The analysis software does all calculations in Hexadecimal. The second was a units conversion error." His eyes flashed to Dr. Boxer momentarily, "Hopefully by now everyone will have learned to switch the metric system. Now with these two errors rectified, our situation became quite dire. First and foremost the satellite body is on a partial collision course with Venus."
"What's the big deal then? It misses us!" yelled a purple haired reporter.
Dr. Boxer snorted, "Venus is a very volatile planet. If the rock hits, it blows and the after effects of the explosion mean the end of all life on Earth."
"Our current weapons systems are only capable of altering the path of this object." stated General Fox. "At best we could send it to the sun and if it hits the sun, we're talking end of the entire solar system."
"That would be if our weapons didn't manage to set off the pockets of volatile compounds we later discovered submerged beneath the surface of the satellite body." added Dr. Briefs. "The Earth's military is completely useless in this matter."
Those six words sent the room into an uproar.
'These are supposed to be the elite journalists? Their no better than a horde of that fool Satan's fans.' thought Dr. Briefs.
One reporter noticed the complete calm Dr. Briefs possessed in spite of the mass panic and hysteria. "Dr. Briefs, how can you possibly be so calm about this situation?" she asked, the horde of chaos all suddenly coming to a halt as they waited for his answer."
"Well, you see it's quite simple." replied the Doc as he pulled out a lighter and lit up his pipe. "That chunk of space rock will be dust before it even hits the asteroid belt."
"But the general just said we don't have the weapons systems capable of accomplishing such a task." declared a man in the front row.
"Weapons? No, of course not. What a preposterous idea! We have specialists for this type of situation, Earth's last line of defense." elaborated Dr. Briefs.
"What are you saying?" asked Dr. Wilson.
"I'm sure you've all heard of them. I made the call..." he paused momentarily for dramatic effect. "To Team Kai!"
The projector screen suddenly changed, King Furry and General Fox now split across the top half and the bottom half showing a live feed of a large Capsule Corp space pod blasting through the solar system. The view momentarily shifted to the inside of the space craft, where a four man crew was seated at the control deck before flashing back to an outer view of the pod. The only way to describe the assembly hall after this was complete and utter pandemonium. Seconds later internet message boards flooded as the Team Kai vs. Hercule debate went up to a whole new level.
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Chichi's eyes narrowed at the TV in front of her, "Oh no you didn't..."
Gohan let out a sigh as he turned away from the television shaking his head.
"Gohan! Capsule Corp now!" ordered Chichi.
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"You've just passed the orbit of Jupiter." announced the voice of Bulma over the intercom of the space pod. "Approximately one hour remaining until contact with target."
"Well-" began Seventeen only to halt as they heard a loud crash over the intercom. This crash was followed by scream from Mrs. Briefs, a Vegeta yell, and then even more crashes.
"What the hell is going on back there?" yelled Naruto.
"Hold on a second, someone's coming-" Eighteen's voice cut off as a massive slamming sound was heard. They then heard Bulma start to yell at someone before simply going silent.
"Sorry dad!" they heard Gohan shout in the background before their eardrums nearly exploded.
"GOKU! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!" screamed ChiChi. "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR PREGNANT WIFE AT HOME AND RUN OFF ON ONE YOUR CRAZY ADVENTURES! OF ALL THE MORONIC THINGS YOU'VE DONE, THIS TAKES THE CAKE! THIS IS LAST TIME I LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT MISTER!"
"Man, it's like Gohan is the dad and Goku is the kid!" joked Seventeen.
Chichi went up another few octaves, "I HEARD THAT! YOU THREE ARE NO BETTER! YOU NO GOOD BUMS ALWAYS PULLING GOKU INTO YOUR CRAZY SCHEMES! THE MAN HAS A FAMILY TO SUPPORT! THERE'S NO TIME FOR HIM TO BE GALLIVANTING ACROSS SPACE WITH YOU HOOLIGANS AND HOODLUMS!"
"We're hoodlums and hooligans? Awesome!" cheered Naruto.
"Mom! Look! It's baby Trunks!" they heard Gohan say in the background.
Chichi's mood immediately flipped, "Oohh! Look at the baby..."
"Dad! Home! Now!" demanded Gohan.
"Gohan, can't you keep her distracted for a little while longer?" pleaded Goku.
Gohan decided to barter, "Only if I get to eat half of your dinner along with mine."
"Sorry guys." said Goku as he raised his hand to do the instant transmission.
"Hey! Wait a minute! You can sacrifice a meal, we need a fourth guy!" exclaimed Naruto.
"I'll bring back a replacement!" countered Goku before he vanished from the ship.
"A moment of silence for our fallen comrade." announced Seventeen.
"I would say he was whipped, but that woman scares the crap out of me." stated Naruto.
"Not to mention she's pregnant." added Sixteen.
"Who in the hell is he going to find this short of notice?" blurted Seventeen.
Moments later Goku reappeared with Vegeta, and dropped his suit on the shoulder of the shorter Saiyan before vanishing.
"You fools dare to engage in massive amounts of unparalleled destruction without me!" declared a smirking Vegeta.
"Pipe down Lord Three." spoke Bulma over the intercom. "This is a more of a finesse operation than you think. The heart of this satellite body contains pockets of volatile compounds. If you just go and blow it up, the chain reaction from the explosion could throw the entire solar system out of whack."
"Then what's the plan?" asked Vegeta.
"Using both the ships and my own sensory capabilities, a full scan of the object must be processed." stated Sixteen.
"I'm the second phase." announced Seventeen. "I'll erect a massive containment field around it to freeze it in place. I should be able to hold it for 20 minutes."
"Phase two is were the rest you jump in." said Bulma. "The software here on earth will send you scans results on your HUD monitors marking the proper planes of dissection."
"Phase three, I make an army of shadow clones and separate all the pockets of combustible stuff." continued Naruto.
"Phase four, we vaporize the rest of that shit." finished Seventeen.
"We'll be watching everything from here to make sure you don't screw up." added Eighteen.
"No pressure, it's not like anyone is watching right?" joked Seventeen.
"My dad's holding a major press conference right now announcing the situation. The ship is going to broadcast this little operation live to the entire world." informed Bulma.
"Well, I'm always a fan of a good audience." stated Naruto.
Vegeta snorted, "This is all a waste of time. I should just blast that damn thing to smithereens, a big enough attack and you won't have to worry about any after effect explosion."
Naruto stood up and walked over to Vegeta, staring him dead in the eyes and poked him in the chest, "There will be none of that bullshit you were pulling with Team Z. You start running off all half-cocked and I will cut you open and yank out your spleen so fast you're kidney will yell, 'What the hell happened to Frank!' We're all about teamwork here with Team Kai. So either get with the program, or get sent back to the minors rookie. You're in the big leagues now. Now head on to the back and get suited up, mission starts in thirty."
Well there you have it. A veritable cornucopia of events for your reading pleasure. Now hit that review button. Go on, click it. It's good for you.