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Reviewer rules!

From StarSugarSweet

1. Do not set up little wind up toys to walk around the castle while I do and do not use magic to keep them walking.

-They will not be my 'Wind Up Army of Doom'

-They will annoy a lot of people.

-The twins will probably find it funny and try to make them work for them, which is a bad idea.

2. Trying to teach purebloods about those Japanese shows where people have weird powers and abilities is not ok.

-They will not get the point of them.

-They won't believe it is 'another form of magic'.

-It is a bad idea to show them and explain them to anyone full stop.

TKDgirl101

a. dragons are not like the ones in Eragon

B. there are no dragon riders

c. I should not tell first years to try to ride a dragon-or anyone else

d. left for dead does not descrip real life circumstances.

e. cows do not fly- no matter what ChaCha says (because they do say it)- the same goes for pigs

f. I am not allowed to post the rules from 'zombie land'

g. not allowed to turn George's skin pink in order to tell him apart from Fred

- or vise versa

My rules.

559. Now allowed to randomly sing "Entrails, entrails, falling from the sky."

560. Not allowed to hold my cat in front of my face and run around yelling "Get it off! Get it off!"

561. Not allowed to trip people who run in the halls.

562. Not allowed to shove my cat in people's faces and say "Sniff this!"

563. Not allowed to dress up as Harley Quinn and hit people with a mallet.

- or a rubber chicken.

564. Not allowed to dress up as the joker and threaten people with a crowbar.

565. Not allowed to sing the chorus The Plagues from the movie The prince of Egypt in the halls- it scares people. (Thus saith the Lord:/Since you refuse to free my people/All through the land of Egypt…/I send a pestilence and plague/Into your house, into your bed/ Into your streams, into your streets/Into your drink, into your bread/Upon your cattle, on your sheep/Upon your oxen in your field/Into your dreams, into your sleep/Until you break, until you yield/I send the swarm, I send the horde/Thus saith the Lord/I send the thunder from the sky/I send the fire raining down/I send a hail of burning ice/On ev'ry field, on ev'ry town/I send the locusts on a wind/Such as the world has never seen/On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk/Until there's nothing left of green/I send my scourge, I send my sword/Thus saith the Lord!)

566. Not allowed to talk like a house elf.

567. Not allowed to tell Harry "What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds on the second attempt." 568. Not allowed to tell the Slytherins that "Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor."

568. Not allowed to sell my soul for a quarter.

- not even a really shiny one.

569. Not allowed to tell the Dark Lord that "Anagrams are cute."

570. Not allowed to teach death eaters to do an "Anime Villain Laugh."

571. Not allowed to give Snape a chia pet so that he can have some company.

572. Not allowed to send a copy of the evil overlord list to the Dark Lord.

- however a copy with all the rules reversed is acceptable. (ex. The hero is entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, and any other form of last request.)

573. Not allowed to corrupt the house elves.

- or the first years.

- or the small children in Hogsmade.

574. Not allowed to tell Draco "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean I'm not out to get you."

575. Not allowed to compare scars with Harry, he always wins.

576. Just because I'm not a morning person does not mean that I can tell people "I haven't had breakfast yet. Don't make me kill you.

577. Not allowed to tell muggleborns that Smurfs are studied in care of magical creatures.

578. Not allowed to start a group of muggleborn supremacists in order to rebel against pure-blood society.

That's all for now. If you like this you might like Bree's Hogwarts experience. Go read it after you review this chapter.