The Adventures of Super Snape and Malfoy boy
Deep beneath Hogwarts, well, in the dungeons, is the top secret Head Quarters for *Da da da daaa* SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY. Each week, SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY are given a special, and highly important task by someone special and highly important ( He is also very secretive, so he goes by the name of Admiral Important ).
Todays adventure : "FEDERICO THE MONKEY!"
Harry: Well done Neville! You got rid of the Americans,....and that dork that runs our Country!
Malfoy boy: *ahem!* I was the one that thought of the exploding idea......
Loopy Lockhart: Three cheers for Neville! Hip hip
All: Hooray!
Malfoy boy: But i....
Loopy Lockhart: Hip hip
All: Hooray!
Malfoy boy: And a man came out of my trousers!!!
Loopy Lockhart: Hip hip
All: Hooray!
Malfoy boy: *folds arms* Stupid school....
They suddenly hear a far off distant voice.
Voice: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPLACED!
Super Snape: That sound's like....
Harry: Dumbledore!
Malfoy boy: To the SnapeandMalfoymobile!
*Does that thing it does in batman. You know what i mean...*
They arrive at Dumbledores office.
Super Snape: Hello, Dumbledore, are you in there?
Loopy Lockhart: I hope he's ok! *does a worried face*
Malfoy boy: *slowly opens the door* Profes- ARGH!
Harry: It's a monkey!
Loopy Lockhart: And he has COMPUTER SKILLS!
They all cower, except for Lupin Lad who walks right up to the monkey.
Lupin Lad: Hey, i'm Lupin Lad, i'm a bit of a legend around here, you may have heard of me. Who are you?
Monkey: Federico my name is. And taking the role of headmaster i am.
Weasel Kid: He sounds like Yoda! Hehe
Brain Queen: Does not!
Weasel Kid: Does too!
Brain Queen: Does not!
Weasel Kid: Does not!
Brain Queen: Does too! Wait....Dang it!
Super Snape: Fed, can i call you Fed? Where has Dumbledore been taken too?
Federico: Know, i do not.
Loopy Lockhart: Is there any chance that you could talk normally?
Federico: Yeah sure, why not? I've always been willing to try new things. I'm pretty open minded. You know you guys had that Drag contest a while back? I would've entered but i had a dentist appointment that day.
Harry: Bummer.
Federico: Who is?
Everyone glances slightly in Malfoy Boys direction but then almost immediately looks back.
Lupin Lad: Will you help us find Dumbledore, oh wise monkey you?
Federico: Do i *look* as though i have time to find him? I have a blinking school to run!....
Super Snape: Hey hey! Children may be reading! Keep the cussing to a minimum, ya dig?
Federico: Ok, right on.
Loopy Lockhart: So now we have to formulate a plan! Which will be kind of difficult considering we don't know WHO took Dumbledore, WHERE they took him, WHY they took him, WHO took him, WHERE they took him, HOW they took him, or even WHO took him!!!!
Lupin Lad: Woah, calm down Loopy. We don't want you to have a heart attack, or an asthma attack, or any other attack for that matter.
Harry: What, like a swarm of bees attack?
Lupin Lad: Exactly!
Neville: Are you all thickos or something? We *know* who took Dumbledore! It was President Bush and Tony Blair! And that other dude, who can't pronounce his name correctly!
Super Snape: You're right Neville. What a marvellous change!
Neville: *beams*
Malfoy boy: Okay, so what do we do now?
Lupin Lad: Isn't it obvious?
Federico: Apparently not....
Lupin Lad: We go to America of course! And rescue Alby!
So they all board a plane to go to the United States of America. None of them have been to the U.S before, and when they get off of the plane, they are genuinely scared for their lives.
Malfoy boy: What in God's name is that?
Super Snape: I looks like some sort of beached whale.... only, we're miles away from the coast.
Lupin Lad: I think it's a man!
They all shudder.
Loopy Lockhart: Ok! So! Which way to the White House!
Harry: It's right there! *points to a big white house, right in front of them*
Loopy Lockhart: Oh yeah, hehe!
So they all sneak up to the front door on tip toes, possibly forgetting it's the middle of the day. Fornutately, the guards are conveniently asleep, so they all sneak inside.
Malfoy boy: *whispers* How convenient!
When they get inside, they hear two pairs of footsteps approaching. They all quickly hide in big vases, pose as statues, borrow cleaners outfits, etc.
George Bush: Well Colin, Dumbledore is safely hidden away in that secret place! Mwahahahahahahaa!
Colin Powell: And where is that secret place again, Sir?
George Bush: Don't be silly, Colin! There could be intruders, who are cleverly hidden away, listening to our every word.
Suddenly, Tony Blair comes running along.
Tony: Hey George, George! Dumbledore says he'd like some more sandwichs. Remember? He's the guy hidden in the underground room? Remember, George, remember? The room which is down one flight of stairs, then you take the first left, and then you go down the corridor until you reach the very end? Remember? Well *he* wants more sandwichs.... or was it Lasagne? *ponders*
George: *smacks himself in the head* Stupid Tony!
Tony: Sowwy! *pouts*
George: *sighs* Anyway, let's go finish that game of monopoly we started!
Colin: Excellent idea, Sir!
Tony: Weeeeeeee!
Now the gang know where Dumbledore is being held. Will they be able to sneak him out without being noticed? Because, after all, there are *alot* of them. There's, Malfoy boy, Super Snape, Lupin Lad, Loopy Lockhart, Harry, Weasel kid, Brain Queen and Neville! Why did *all* of them go anyway??
Find out in the next installment of :
SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY.
Deep beneath Hogwarts, well, in the dungeons, is the top secret Head Quarters for *Da da da daaa* SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY. Each week, SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY are given a special, and highly important task by someone special and highly important ( He is also very secretive, so he goes by the name of Admiral Important ).
Todays adventure : "FEDERICO THE MONKEY!"
Harry: Well done Neville! You got rid of the Americans,....and that dork that runs our Country!
Malfoy boy: *ahem!* I was the one that thought of the exploding idea......
Loopy Lockhart: Three cheers for Neville! Hip hip
All: Hooray!
Malfoy boy: But i....
Loopy Lockhart: Hip hip
All: Hooray!
Malfoy boy: And a man came out of my trousers!!!
Loopy Lockhart: Hip hip
All: Hooray!
Malfoy boy: *folds arms* Stupid school....
They suddenly hear a far off distant voice.
Voice: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPLACED!
Super Snape: That sound's like....
Harry: Dumbledore!
Malfoy boy: To the SnapeandMalfoymobile!
*Does that thing it does in batman. You know what i mean...*
They arrive at Dumbledores office.
Super Snape: Hello, Dumbledore, are you in there?
Loopy Lockhart: I hope he's ok! *does a worried face*
Malfoy boy: *slowly opens the door* Profes- ARGH!
Harry: It's a monkey!
Loopy Lockhart: And he has COMPUTER SKILLS!
They all cower, except for Lupin Lad who walks right up to the monkey.
Lupin Lad: Hey, i'm Lupin Lad, i'm a bit of a legend around here, you may have heard of me. Who are you?
Monkey: Federico my name is. And taking the role of headmaster i am.
Weasel Kid: He sounds like Yoda! Hehe
Brain Queen: Does not!
Weasel Kid: Does too!
Brain Queen: Does not!
Weasel Kid: Does not!
Brain Queen: Does too! Wait....Dang it!
Super Snape: Fed, can i call you Fed? Where has Dumbledore been taken too?
Federico: Know, i do not.
Loopy Lockhart: Is there any chance that you could talk normally?
Federico: Yeah sure, why not? I've always been willing to try new things. I'm pretty open minded. You know you guys had that Drag contest a while back? I would've entered but i had a dentist appointment that day.
Harry: Bummer.
Federico: Who is?
Everyone glances slightly in Malfoy Boys direction but then almost immediately looks back.
Lupin Lad: Will you help us find Dumbledore, oh wise monkey you?
Federico: Do i *look* as though i have time to find him? I have a blinking school to run!....
Super Snape: Hey hey! Children may be reading! Keep the cussing to a minimum, ya dig?
Federico: Ok, right on.
Loopy Lockhart: So now we have to formulate a plan! Which will be kind of difficult considering we don't know WHO took Dumbledore, WHERE they took him, WHY they took him, WHO took him, WHERE they took him, HOW they took him, or even WHO took him!!!!
Lupin Lad: Woah, calm down Loopy. We don't want you to have a heart attack, or an asthma attack, or any other attack for that matter.
Harry: What, like a swarm of bees attack?
Lupin Lad: Exactly!
Neville: Are you all thickos or something? We *know* who took Dumbledore! It was President Bush and Tony Blair! And that other dude, who can't pronounce his name correctly!
Super Snape: You're right Neville. What a marvellous change!
Neville: *beams*
Malfoy boy: Okay, so what do we do now?
Lupin Lad: Isn't it obvious?
Federico: Apparently not....
Lupin Lad: We go to America of course! And rescue Alby!
So they all board a plane to go to the United States of America. None of them have been to the U.S before, and when they get off of the plane, they are genuinely scared for their lives.
Malfoy boy: What in God's name is that?
Super Snape: I looks like some sort of beached whale.... only, we're miles away from the coast.
Lupin Lad: I think it's a man!
They all shudder.
Loopy Lockhart: Ok! So! Which way to the White House!
Harry: It's right there! *points to a big white house, right in front of them*
Loopy Lockhart: Oh yeah, hehe!
So they all sneak up to the front door on tip toes, possibly forgetting it's the middle of the day. Fornutately, the guards are conveniently asleep, so they all sneak inside.
Malfoy boy: *whispers* How convenient!
When they get inside, they hear two pairs of footsteps approaching. They all quickly hide in big vases, pose as statues, borrow cleaners outfits, etc.
George Bush: Well Colin, Dumbledore is safely hidden away in that secret place! Mwahahahahahahaa!
Colin Powell: And where is that secret place again, Sir?
George Bush: Don't be silly, Colin! There could be intruders, who are cleverly hidden away, listening to our every word.
Suddenly, Tony Blair comes running along.
Tony: Hey George, George! Dumbledore says he'd like some more sandwichs. Remember? He's the guy hidden in the underground room? Remember, George, remember? The room which is down one flight of stairs, then you take the first left, and then you go down the corridor until you reach the very end? Remember? Well *he* wants more sandwichs.... or was it Lasagne? *ponders*
George: *smacks himself in the head* Stupid Tony!
Tony: Sowwy! *pouts*
George: *sighs* Anyway, let's go finish that game of monopoly we started!
Colin: Excellent idea, Sir!
Tony: Weeeeeeee!
Now the gang know where Dumbledore is being held. Will they be able to sneak him out without being noticed? Because, after all, there are *alot* of them. There's, Malfoy boy, Super Snape, Lupin Lad, Loopy Lockhart, Harry, Weasel kid, Brain Queen and Neville! Why did *all* of them go anyway??
Find out in the next installment of :
SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY.