Destery Marshall said, "'That's what she said.' I'd like to correct that common misconception. 'That's what I said.'"

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "…why am I not surprised by this?"

Destery Marshall said, "Probably for the same reason you're not surprised when you wake up with me standing over your bed every now and then."

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "…touché."

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Danny Fenton changed their name to Nob Ody.

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Dash Baxter said, "I threw four touchdown passes last game. That's right. I'm the man!"

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Dash Baxter said, "NOT FUNNY, KID."

Nob Ody liked this.

Dash Baxter said, "…Fentina?"

Nob Ody said, "Well, it's not your lame ass comebacks."

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Dash Baxter said, "Stay off my page, you freak."

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Nob Ody changed their name to Danny Fenton.

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Sam Manson said, "Stewie Griffin quotes. GO."

Danny Fenton said, "'I'm going to kill you.'"

Tucker Foley said, "'So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?'"

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "'Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.'"

Destery Marshall said, "'Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.'"

Keiko Sakuma said, "'What the deuce?'"

Rae Marshall said, "'Uh… You've reached Stewie and Brian; we're not here right now. Uh… And if this is Mom, uh, send money because we're college students and we need money for books…and highlighters…and…ramen noodles…and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.'"

Jazz Fenton said, "'I want pancakes! You people understand every language except English! Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez-moi pancakes! Click-click-bloody-click pancakes!'"

Sam Manson said, "'Yes, I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.'"

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Destery Marshall said, "I'm like a drug. You can't quit me. ;)"

Josh Vadeboncoeur said, "Good thing I never started."

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Danny Fenton said, "I got a weird text from some dude… HE WON'T STOP TEXTING ME."

Sam Manson said, "What's he saying?"

Danny Fenton said, :I don't know. Random and weird things. His name is Harry and he likes chicken, rollerblading, and poking dead things with a stick."

Sam Manson said, "…and you responded?"

Danny Fenton said, "That my name was Billy and I like watching cartoons, freeloading off of other people, and poking my friends with a stick."

Tucker Foley said, "So basically…you told the truth besides your name?"

Jazz Fenton said, "It would appear so."

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Tucker Foley said, "The reason why high school kids shouldn't be allowed to watch animated children's movies in the auditorium: we get way too into it and clap at the happy parts."

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Danny Fenton said, "And then you get that one kid…

Movie: *when that pig hits the 'Death by Monkeys' button.

Random Kid: OH, SHIT."

Tucker Foley said, "Exactly."

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Keiko Sakuma: WE HAD A SUB IN BAND TODAY. :D 'From 56 to the end, you want it to be the most fantabulous thing you've ever heard. You want people to jump up, scream, and throw babies.'

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