A/N: Sorry for the inactivity in the past two months; things have been very hectic at school and I've only just got back to my computer without homework to do. I already have a ton of Fun Goes On chapters piled up in my notebooks, but this is the first time that I've taken hold of the computer just to type my stuff and not my schoolwork and such. Anyways, here's a new sketch featuring the Webster family, which I eventually plan to base a new series around.

"Grandpa"

(Grady, the grandpa, is sitting in a rocking chair and watching the television when Chad, Mr. Webster, enters the room)

Grady: Charlie, would you kindly join me for a quiet walk in the park?

(Chad plops down on the sofa in front of the TV and ignores Grady)

Grady: Charlie? Will you accompany me to the park?

(Chad continues to ignore Grady)

Grady: Mr. Charles Dylan Webster, your father is talking to you!

(Chad continues to ignore Grady)

Grady: Is that how you treat your parents now, Charles Webster? Bah! I don't remember teaching you "disrespect your parents by ignoring them" when you were young! Now, I've lost interest in going to the park! I want to go to my room now!

(Zora, the Websters' daughter, enters the living room, playing with an iPad 2)

Grady: Ah, Zoe! Go and show your father how a responsible young adult helps a person in need! Now, help me out of this chair and into my room! Come on!

(Zora plops down on the couch beside Chad and ignores Grady)

Grady: Zoe, will you help me get to my room?

(Zora continues to ignore Grady)

Grady: Miss Zoe Sarah Webster, your grandfather is talking to you!

(Zora continues to ignore Grady)

Grady: Bah! You are your father's daughter! Is that how he taught you to show respect to older people these days? Bah! Just wait 'til your mother gets here!

(Sonny, Mrs. Webster, enters the scene)

Sonny: Hey, you two! Get off that couch and stop playing with your iPad because your dinner is ready! Dig in while it's still hot! You know that grilled beef steak is never good to eat once it gets cold!

Grady: Yeah! You tell them, daughter-in-law!

Chad: Just a minute, Honey-cured! It's the bottom of the seventh between the Yankees and the Red Sox.

Zora: Yeah, mom, just let me finish this boss level!

Sonny: (sighs) Well, since you two aren't going to eat right now, I might as well just join you two goof off. (sits down on the couch beside Chad)

Grady: Unbelievable! All of you don't have an ounce of respect in your cells!

(Chad, Zora, and Sonny ignore Grady)

Grady: This is unacceptable! Just because I'm an old man doesn't mean you don't have to pay me any attention anymore!

(Chad, Zora, and Sonny continue to ignore Grady)

Grady: You three don't care for me at all, do you? I bet you won't even bat an eyelid if I take this knife and slit my wrist with it! (Takes knife and proceeds to cut his wrist, while the Websters continue to ignore him)

Grady: Why isn't it cutting? (stops and thinks) Unbelievable! I can't believe I forgot about it! That's what you get for having a degenerative mental disease, you forget such things like being dead! (A blue aura surrounds Grady)

(The Websters scream as Grandpa moans and groans)

A/N: Well, that's it for now! More coming soon. - GR