(Another letter written by Missiyoung!)
Listen Lady-
I have got way too much work to do to deal with hundreds of these stupid school letters everyday. The Potter Boy was given to us as part of a deal your government made to help bring down what's his face back in the early 1980's; deal with it. If what's his face comes back you're just going to have to deal with it on your own or make a new deal with us. If you send one more letter it will be considered a deal to exchange your soul for the lives of every single student at that place in the upcoming school year. Stop sending the letters. Now.
~Lillith, overworked Demon