Title: That's Harassment
Author: Iantojjackh
Rating: G (for Jack and Ianto)
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: Takes place before Cyberwoman
Summary: You're a prehistoric creature
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge 251: Prehistoric Creatures
That's Harassment
"Happy Birthday, sir!" Ianto placed the chocolate cupcake in front of the bemused captain.
"How'd you know?" A smile twitched at the corner of Jack's lips.
"I know everything."
The too sure tone made Jack laugh. "If you know everything, then how old am I?"
Ianto gave a cocky grin. "That's an answer even you don't know, but if I'd hazard a guess, I'd say older than dirt. You're a prehistoric creature," he said in a teasing, but highly amused tone.
"I'll give you prehistoric." Jack looked mildly offended and quickly pinned Ianto between him and the desk.
"That's harassment."