Chapter [food]: Danny and Arnold
"The future is ours to decide!" cried Silver as he flexed the future within his glistening abdominals.
Shadow marveled at Silver's goodness. At least someone in the gang knew how to ab responsibily. Sonic had abs sometimes too, but he was a total mipsclip.
"The abs speak a warning…" translated Vex the stinkin' Crocodile.
"What doth they speaketh?" asked Silver as he flexed harder. His biceps started making hotter noises and this could probably attract women from the future and past.
Shadow made a dissatisfied mug and punched Vector for his insolence. "You must translate with clearer minds, my son!" he said like an angsty father.
Vector did a harder job and finally decoded Silver's six pack. "I see it says to go north!"
So they did that and it was a heroic sight.
Meanwhile, Dr. Fatbuns was still doing evil thinking in his evil lair of science.
Bokkun stopped by with a can of assorted cashews and fed his scientific genius father nuts. Eggman slurped them up like a vacuum who just met Paula Abdul.
"Straight up, now tell me, Bokkun…" he purred like a tasty villain. "How fares my ring retrieval mission?"
Bokkun looked at his high-tech watch that displayed time and let him Henshin-A-Googoogaga. The watch spat out data about where the rings were located. It seemed like Scratch and Grinder were closing in on one just that second.
"Delish!" laughed Fat. "Soon all the wedding rings in the known universe will be mine and I shall rule with fists of iron! BWA HA HA!"
The watch then spat out additional data, but this was a more attractive form of data…
It was Arthur butt-stinkin' Timothy Read. He held his dog Pal evilly like the psychopath he was known as in Elwood.
"Well, holy buttz, man!" cried the doc. He put his fatness in a container and shelved it in a special hidden area named "Julius Caesar".
"I came to break idiot bones and take names, Dr. Eggman!" announced the Bizaardvark.
Eggman scratched his stupid bald cranium and it made a thinking sound effect like when you eat a soda and then get an idea about how to use the sugar for solving world hunger.
"My dad is thinking," observed Bokie the cool kid. He wanted to pet Pal, but he knew Arthur was a vicious woodstink.
Arthur poshley heighted the Eggman in the gut and his single ring of seven in hand fell out! Oh dear!
Arthur now had one ring in hand. He only needed six more!
But now all three rings were found and only four remained. Blaze had a new one that turned Bean into a hunker cheesy boy. Scratch and Grounder were gonna get one up the way. Arther had the third, which was Silver's original belonging. Now was a hatred war, but it all stemmed from love!
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