Welp. Lasercorn is 30. He's the oldest Smosh Games member, and it makes me want to write a few iancorn fics with a the actual age gap...hmmm...

Birthday - The Beatles

Iancorn

Ian woke up, tired as usual. He looked down at his boyfriend, who was snoring softly. For some reason, David and Ian didn't sleep cuddled together every night. Usually only when they had sex, and the night before, Ian had denied David sex because today was a day full of anything David wanted.

Today was David's birthday.

Ian smiled at his boyfriend, wondering when he would wake up. After a few minutes, Ian pulled out his phone and started filming himself. He put his finger over his lips.

"Shhh, he's sleeping still." Heturned the camera so he could see David through it, "Adorable, I right? He's all mine." He winked and sent it to the rest of the crew.

He put his phone away and leaned down, licking his lips before he whispered:

"Happy birthday."

David groaned and buried his face in his arms.

"Happy birth-"

"How can you love me? I'm so old." He muttered.

Ian grinned, "What can I say? I'm into older men..."

"You're into older men?" David looked over at Ian before nuzzling his face into Ian's side, "Good."

"You're not that old, David. Just a few years older than me. No big deal, really."

David just groaned and pressed a gentle kiss to Ian's chest, "I love you."

"I love you too-is that a gray hair?"

"What? Where?" David cried, sitting up straight and grabbing Ian's phone, using it as a mirror, "Where?"

Ian laughed, "I'm kidding, babe, calm down."

"That's not funny, Ian!" David hit him lightly, "You suck."

"I can if you want me to." Ian smirked sheepishly.

David grinned, "Really?"

"Will it get me forgiveness?" Ian tugged at David's boxers, pulling them down to his ankles.

"It might." David kicked his boxers away.

"Happy birthday." Ian rolled his eyes before going down to blow him.

David muttered, "You too."

"What?" Ian laughed, gagging slightly as he pulled back.

"Don't laugh at me." David huffed, "Stop laughing, it was an accident."

"It was a funny accident."

"Don't mock me. I'm sorry for fucking up, but in my defense, your mouth was on my dick. I can't think properly when that happens."

"You just said happy birthday to me too." Ian blinked, "Why would you-"

"Shut up and finish blowing me."

Ian gladly obeyed him.