Sorry about the delay guys, hope you enjoy.
[ Kyle's room, Kyle's House, Monday evening ]
Still upset about his recently failed attempt to bring down Cartman, a pissed off Kyle was sitting in bed watching youtube on his laptop as a distraction.
As the Jew scrolled down the main page, a video with over 10 million views appealed to his eyes, 'Chicago's Governor gets guttered'. The thumbnail was of a man in a Rey Mysterio wrestling mask.
"It couldn't be." said the Jew, as he recognized the clothing style of the masked man.
Minutes after clicking and watching the video, the biggest smile of hope came across the face of Kyle.
"It has to be Stan, it just has to be."
The Jew quickly picked up his phone and entered some digits.
"Hi, when is the earliest flight to Chicago?"
[ Cartman's room, Cartman's House, same time ]
Cartman and Wendy were spooning naked in bed, while watching the news on television.
Cartman started to evilly laugh, at what she saw on television.
"Hahaha, if that was me I would have shot that fucking governor in the head."
Wendy frowned.
"I'm with you on that one, that corrupt bastard got what he deserved. I would marry the guy who poured liver all over him."
"I would kill him as well." Joked Cartman.
Wendy laughed.
"Sure you would."
"Wanna bet?" offered Cartman in a serious tone.
Wendy's face went from happy to fearful.
"Actually No! I wouldn't want to bet on it, because you probably would kill him."
Cartman proudly grinned.
"You're damn right!"
"Its so hot when you're evil." grinned Wendy as she put her head under the blanket.
Cartman rested his hands behind his head, as the raven haired beauty proceeded to go down.
Suddenly Cartman's phone started ringing.
"What is it?" asked Eric in an annoyed tone as he picked up.
"Cartman come down here quick, the lab is on fire." replied Kenny at the other end of the line.
"FUCK!" shouted Cartman as he hanged up.
Wendy looked up.
"Is everything Okay?"
"I have got to go." replied an angry Cartman, as he jumped out of bed and got dressed.
Wendy laid in bed disappointed.
"Okay, I'll be here when you get back."
[ Cartman's lab, moments later ]
Kenny was standing on the river bank in front of the waterfall, as he watched the blazing inferno tear though the inside of the cave.
"What the fuck happened?" shouted the approaching enraged Cartman.
"I was just leaving until I heard an explosion, and when I looked back, everything was gone." replied Kenny in a serious tone.
Cartman clenched his fist.
"I'm going to burn alive who ever did this."
Kenny exhaled.
"So whats the plan now?"
"We find Butters. He is the only one other than you who knows where the lab is." replied Cartman in an angry tone.
"After I called you, I tried contacting Butters but he didn't answer his phone." stated Kenny.
"Fucking Butters, I told him to answer to us at all times or I would decapitate his parents. Time to pay him a little visit." finished Eric
[ Butters House, Outside, Moments later ]
Cartman and Kenny were standing in front the door.
Cartman proceeded to knock and moments later Butters father answered.
"Hello Guys." greeted Stephen.
"Is Butters home?" asked Cartman with a angry expression.
"No, he went out with a friend" replied Stephen.
"Who?" demanded Cartman.
Stephen scratched his head in confusion.
"Ahh, this ginger guy."
Cartman clenched his fist in rage as he walked off, Kenny followed.
"Fucking Kyle! I should of known all along it was that fucking Jew rat." shouted Eric.
"Dude, calm down, I know Kyle doesn't like you and all, but hes no killer."
Quickly Cartman turned around and grabbed Kenny's shirt.
"You sure about that, because last time I recall, that Jew tried filming our operation to bring me down."
Kenny exhaled.
"Okay, I believe you, so what now?"
"We pay the Jew a visit." replied Cartman as he let go of Kenny's shirt.
[ Kyle's House, Outside, Night ]
As Cartman and Kenny pulled up across the road in the Audi, Kyle was exiting the house and approaching his car parked on the driveway.
"That fucking Jews dead." said Cartman in angry tone.
Kenny breathed heavily as he panicked.
"Are you really going to kill him, or are you just going to teach him a lesson?"
Cartman sadistically grinned.
"I'm going cut off his dick, stick it up his ass, and let him bleed to death."
As Kyle was about to enter his car, a white van with tinted windows pulled up in front of the house, taking the Jew by surprise.
Suddenly the Vans sliding door opened, and 4 black masked men with guns exited.
"Oh shit, oh fuck." panicked Kyle as he put up his hands.
"Who the fuck are those fags, Kyles my problem not theirs." shouted Cartman in anger as he opened his cars door.
"Wait dude, you're going get killed." concerned Kenny.
Cartman quickly exited the car, ignoring Kenny and proceeded to approach the 4 gunned men who were now tying up the Jew.
"Hold it right there!" screamed one of the gunned men as he aimed at Cartman.
"Cartman, whats going on?" shouted the tied up Kyle, as the 4 gun men attention was now on Cartman.
"You burnt down my operation Jew, so I'm going to burn you." replied Cartman in a pissed off tone.
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" shouted one of the gun men.
Without listening, Cartman took a step forward.
"WHAT?"
"I MEAN IT! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T COMPLY." continued the gun man.
Cartman playfully smiled, as he took another step forward.
"WHAT?"
"1 MORE STEP AND YOU ARE DEAD, I MEAN IT!" screamed the gun man in frustration.
Cartman laughed.
"If you wanted me dead, you would have already killed me. WHAT?"
"The boss wants him alive." stated another gun man.
Suddenly the 4 men dropped their guns and approached Cartman with rope.
Cartman shook his head.
"You idiots should have just kneecapped me, while you had the chance."
Quickly Cartman pulled out a pistol from his leg holster.
'BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG' the 4 men fell dead to the ground after being slayed with 4 head shots.
Kyle opened his mouth in shock, as Cartman grinned in victory.
As Cartman approached Kyle, a 5th henchman out of nowhere jumped on Cartmans back, locking in a rear naked choke.
After a 20 second struggle, Cartman threw the henchman over his head and quickly stomped on his balls.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cried the henchman in pain.
"Well what do we have here." grinned Cartman as he proceeded to remove the henchmans mask.
After stripping off the mask, revealed a young ginger man.
"Fucking ginger, who the fuck put you up to this?" shouted Cartman as he pulled on the gingers hair.
"I'll die before I tell you." replied the ginger henchman as he laid in pain.
"Is that right. Wan't to know whats worse than getting your nuts stomped on?" asked Cartman as he pulled out his gun.
"Getting them blown off."
'BANG!'
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cried the ginger in agony, after being shot in the testicles.
"Thats enough Cartman!" shouted a humane Kyle who was still tied up.
Cartman looked back at the Jew with a big grin.
"Enough? haha, I'm just getting started."
Moments later Cartman turned his attention back to the now bleeding to death henchman.
"Wan't to know whats worse than getting your nuts brown off?"
"SCOTT TENORMAN! HE WANTS YOU,AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE DEAD!" screamed the henchman in desperation.
Cartman opened his mouth, realizing something.
"Wendy, fuck!"
"Hey Cartman, they are all gingers." shouted Kenny on the other side of the yard, after observing the henchmens bodies.
Cartman ran up to Kenny.
"Kenny, I want you to dispose of the bodies and untie that trapped Jew rat over there. Got it?"
"Yes sir." complied Kenny.
"Stay alert Kenny, call me if you see anymore of these fucking ginger soldiers." finished Cartman, as he sprinted towards his car.
[ Cartman's House, Night ]
Cartman quickly bursted through the door in panic.
"Wendy!, Wendy!, where you at?"
Cartman started to observe the living room and kitchen.
"Wendy!"
"In here" shouted a familiar sexy voice from upstairs.
Cartman quickly made his way up.
[ Cartman's room ]
As Cartman entered his bedroom, Wendy was standing before him in only a white robe.
Cartman exhaled in relief, knowing Wendy is safe.
"Whats going on?" asked a curious raven head.
"We need to get out of here" replied Cartman as he approached his window.
Suddenly a white van with tinted windows similar to the one before, pulled up outside Cartmans house.
"Put on your clothes, I'll tell you everything." ordered Cartman in a serious tone.
"Fuck, all my clothes is being washed." panic'd Wendy.
Quickly Cartman grabbed Wendy's arm, and the pair made their way downstairs and exited the house, through the backdoor.
After escaping just in time, the ginger henchmen raided Cartman's house.
[ Forrest, night ]
After 10 minutes of sprinting for their lives, Cartman and Wendy took a quick break.
Wendy frowned in anger.
"What the fuck was all that about?
Cartman sat on a rock, as he spoke in a calm tone.
"Theirs an army of gingers trying to kill me."
Wendy laughed.
"Is this some fucking joke?"
Cartman exhaled.
"No, Scott Tenorman wants revenge and will target my friends and family, just to see me suffer. Look, Theirs more to me than you know. I've never made a cent from stocks, I make my living as Mitch Connor."
'SMACK' punched Wendy, as her fist collided wit Cartmans jaw.
"You fucking scumbag Cartman, you're Park county's kingpin, you're the reason why a third of my friends are now crack whores."
"Those bitches had it coming. If they weren't so pathetic and weak, they wouldn't have given into drugs in the first place." shouted Cartman in anger.
Wendy opened her mouth in shock.
"You're not human, you're a monster."
Cartman stood up, as he pulled his own hair in frustration.
"I FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU ALRIGHT, I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT!
Wendy's eyes started to water.
"Why did I even give you a chance, you're just exactly what everybody thinks you are."
After a moment of silence, Cartman had calmed down.
"I'm sorry."
Wendy was shocked at what Cartman had just said.
"What?"
Cartman spoke in a soft tone.
"I'm sorry okay, I'm sorry for everything I've done. Once all this bullshit is over with, I'm quitting the business for good. I promise.
After a moment without reply, Wendy pulled her shit together realizing Cartman isn't a complete psycho and truly cares about her.
"So what happens now?"
"We go to your house and take your car. Mom is most likely their next target, and we'll have to save her at work." replied Cartman.
Wendy frowned.
"What about my family?"
"Don't worry, I've got Jimbo and Ned guarding the place." finished Cartman.
Wendy exhaled in relief, knowing the 2 Vietnam vets reputation.
"Its freezing out here, take my jacket" offered Cartman, as he stripped off his jacket and handed it to the robed and barefoot Wendy.