Pairings: none

Rating: k

Genre: Humor

What would have happened if Gajeel and Mira were the main characters of Fairy Tail? Horrors. "Daf*q am I doing looking for my dad in Hargeon?" Gajeel asked. "And why is my is flying cat in Edolas?" "Technically speaking, we're exceeds." Pantherlilly said from above. From the above. "Wait! Don't change the scene! I still have more questions!" The scene changed to Mira. She looked around. A magic shop. Mira walked out of the store. She noticed Bora, who was wearing a charm. "Everyone, he's using charm magic to trick you all!" All the hearts immediately shattered. Mira walked away as the fangirls ripped Bora to shreds. 5 minutes later, Gajeel arrived. "We want blood!" The fangirls yelled. Gajeel smirked. "Now this is my style!" He went to go beat up the remnants of Bora. Bora was never seen again, but atleast Gajeel had a souvenir. Who knew he made purple furred leather dolls and colleccted them? Gajeel's next aim is pink.