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Yuki's Face Paint: A Cake on the left and a bear head on the right.
A Word from BaconBaka: My friend, CragmiteBlaster, is having some trouble trying to find a new book publishing company for his Zirisian Princess series. He has some more info in his journal. If you can, pleas help him out! Thanks!
This episode, the campers leave the island for a Challenge!
Chris is standing on the Dock, as always, ready to give the intro to the episode.
"Last time, on Total Drama Dictionary…"
"The Campers were on foot as various creatures called Graboids tried to nab them one by one. While there were nabbings, there were also some pretty creative ways to off a giant worm. Tina showed everyone her shredding skills, and Quentin sung a song. And at the end, the Turtles finally won one! However, Selena, trying to make Tina slip and fall caught Xander by mistake. And due to him spraining an ankle, was voted off to recover. Bah, you could walk it off!"
"Anyways, 18 Campers are remaining on the island. What will today bring? Find out, right now, on…"
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"Dictionary!"
Chris' Cell Phone starts ringing.
"Yeah?"
(Cue "I wanna be Famous"…)
Tough Turtles, Boys Side
It was a while after Quentin watched an episode of an anime. She has since left.
"So, I take it everything went well?" Ugra asked.
"Well, Yuki hooked us up." Quentin replied. "And I still plan on helping her learn how to surf. She's gonna be one cool girl once she goes back to Japan."
"But… What about seeing her and all?" Alec said.
"Well, there's always sites like Facebook…" Quentin replied. "I have one, but I usually only use it for various games."
"Meh, they're okay… It's just the begging for various stuff that gets on my nerves." Ugra replied.
"Yeah, it's all "I NEED 30 PIECES OF TABLE LEGS TO BUILD MY CAKE FROSTING FACTORY!"…Or something like that." Alec quirped.
Quentin was a bit confused. "Why would they need table legs for a cake frosting factory?"
"It's just a game, we should really just relax." Ugra replied.
Confessional: For Mystery Science Theater 3000! *TWANG*
Quentin: Yeah, I think Kagura has one. Pretty much everyone has one nowadays.
Alec: Well, even though my experiment didn't work… Well, it did, but for the wrong people, I think Quentin's gonna be just fine.
Ugra: Why do you need table legs, tree limbs, and spare underwears to make a cake frosting factory anyway? It doesn't make any sense…
Tough Turtles, Girls Side
Omelette was looking a bit sad. She was currently rubbing a Xander doll's goatee.
"Yeah, this does work a little, but it isn't the real thing…" Omelette replied.
Vikki was balancing on her unicycle, while juggling at the same time.
"Omelette, I know you miss Xander, but you'll meet him again someday!" Vikki said, to reassure her friend.
"But me and him just hooked up a couple days ago. It'll seem like forever." Omelette lamented.
Candace took notice. "All you need to do is clear your mind of all negative thoughts… Think of cute stuff…" Candace replied.
"Well… Okay." Omelette said, as she began to meditate.
Scheming Squids
Ross looked in his room, devoid of life. "Man, this sucks… Why did Xander have to go out like that?" Ross then started to lie down, before the door busted open. Tina, Luka and Whitney came in, with their goods, and Tina carrying the TV and SNES.
"What brings you guys here?" Ross replied.
"Well, we thought you would feel lonely, so… we're spending the night with you!" Whitney answered.
"Besides, Selena wanted the room to herself to clear her head due to Xander's injury." Tina said.
"Yeah, who left a puddle of soap on the step is anybody's…" Luka then noticed something. "Um, Ross? How come you have a doll of me?" Luka said, noticing the Luka doll from last night.
"Um… I gotta be truthful. Xander was trying to give me some lessons on trying to woo you, Luka." Ross admitted.
Luka was feeling a bit embarrassed. Ross was trying to win her?
"Um… It's cool and all. I gotta give props; he did my piercings right!" Luka said, looking at the doll.
Confessional: I heard there's a plush Confessional in the works…
Luka: I kinda like Ross as well. It's kinda funny how he messes up when he's talking to me; I find that kinda… cute in a way.
Tina: Hopefully Luka and Ross do hook up soon. They make such a cute couple!
Whitney: I'm a fan of Ruka! I even wrote a Ruka fanfiction on paper! (She then looks around.) Er… Don't tell Luka or Ross, okay?
Ross: Er… Girls in my room… That's never happened to me before… (He smiles sheepishly.)
Selena: Good that the girls left the room! All the more room for good young me!
Flying Flounders, Boys Side
Maxwell was in the middle of his sundae that Yuki made for him for letting her borrow one of his anime DVDs. He shared it with Bob and Ethan. Isaac denied some, since he was in some real deep thought. Nerdi denied some as well, seeing she's a puppet.
"So, what you thinking about, Isaac?" Ethan asked.
"Nothing, just a girl. I just dig her hat… And the bandages on her really make her silly and cute." Isaac replied with a smile.
"A hat… bandages…" Bob said, when he thought it all. "You're in love with Whitney, aren't ya!"
"You got it, Bob!" Isaac replied. "I… never thought I fall in love again. After Betty passed, and the slushing scarred me… I became somewhat of a wimp. I shut myself off from the world. And then my parents signed me up for this show. And look at me; My real self has emerged from its cloth shell."
"I think we know who we should thank." Maxwell quirped. " But if you need any help hooking up with Whitney, you can always ask us!"
"Or Yuki!" Nerdi replied. "She hooked up Xander and Omelette, the same can be said for you!"
"Aw, guys… You're making me blush!" Isaac said with a shade of red in his face.
Confessional: What would be a perfect name for an Isaac/Whitney pairing… Whitac? Isatney?
Isaac: My mom and dad were right about this doing me some good. Even though I did deny it at first, I did agree to join… After they bribed me with various cloths for sewing up. All I gotta say is… (He smiles.) Thanks, guys.
Bob: I wonder if Betty got on this show, I wonder how far she could have gone…
Angelic Figure/Betty: Oh… Pretty far, Bob!
Maxwell: I hope Isaac wins Whitney. She's a really cool girl!
Ethan: Why do I get the feeling we'll be running around chasing after people soon enough?
Flying Flounders, Girls Side
Hannah was in the chair, having her hair styled and streaked.
"So… ponytails are in for this team, huh?" Hannah replied.
"I believe so… In fact, I think we're the only females around with ponytails." Yuki answered.
"You're gonna look so cute when we're done with you, Hannah-Chan!" Kagura said. "Bob won't know what to think!"
"But… I'm not in love with him…" Hannah said.
"My little bro Takeru hooked up with someone named Tomomi. And he's only 11 years old!" Kagura replied. "Love finds us eventually; it sometimes strikes us young." Kagura then smiles. Hannah takes notice of the form of Kagura's smile. [1]
"Wait… That's a lovestruck smile. And I thought you said you wouldn't find love on the island! Who is it?" Hannah said.
"Don't tell anyone, but… I think I'm falling in love with Quentin." Kagura admitted. "He promised me he would teach me how to surf."
"Cool… I wish you both the best!" Yuki replied.
Confessional: Kaguentin? Quentura? At least it's easier than Isaac/Whitney pairing names…
Kagura: Hope this surfing thing works out. I never surfed before, this is gonna rock!
Yuki: Don't worry, guys. Nurse Love will be behind Kagura and Quentin on every path!
Hannah: (She is sporting her new ponytail) It's a bit spiked, but… I look cuter now! And I don't even go for fashion!
Meanwhile, Chris was on the phone with the Producer of Total Drama.
"…So, how much?" Chris replied. "Okay… That's good. Bye!"
He then turns to Hatchet,
"Chef… I have a problem." Chris said.
"Finally admitting you have an addition to hair gel?" Hatchet replies.
"No… We got roped into going to a birthday party tomorrow for the Producer's Granddaughter. But we can't leave the campers here…" Chris suddenly got an idea. "Nevermind, Chef…"
Chef then got worried.
Confessional: I'm worried, too…
Chef Hatchet: How come this is gonna end one way? The bad way?
Isaac was in the middle of a dream…
Sewing up a storm, Isaac gives a variety of plushies to some orphans he and Whitney were taking care of. Whitney, coming out with a cake for said orphans, smiles suddenly at Isaac. He knew it was time. He got up, and went over to Whitney.
"Whitney… You're the nicest girl I knew… The bandages on you also make you cute. All I'm saying is…"
Whitney's grin grows, as she tears up in happiness.
"…Will you be my girlfriend?"
Whitney smiled, and she started to say something…
"Well… BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAA…"
All of a sudden, in the real world, Isaac woke up. "So close… And it was all a dream."
Ethan woke up as well. "Why would Chris wake us up so early? It's 6 in the morning!"
"Yeah, at least wait for seven, meow…" Nerdi woke up as well.
A few minutes later, everyone was waiting for Chris to figure out what possessed Chris to wake them up like that… Most everyone. Chris came shortly.
"Good Morning, Campers. Are you ready for today's challenge?" He says with a grin on his face.
"Chris? It's 6 in the morning!" Luka replied. "Most of us haven't woken up yet!"
"Well… Wait a moment. Where's Quentin and Kagura?" Chris questioned. Yuki pointed to them in the middle of the ocean water, on the middle of some surfboards.
"Well, one of us should get them." Chris said.
"Allow me…" Whitney then dove into the water, and got promptly ate whole by a shark… The same shark from Day 1.
Meanwhile, in the ocean waters…
"Wow, you have some tubular balance, Kagura." Quentin replied. He was currently in his surfing gear.
"Thanks, Quentin-sensei!" Kagura answered back. She was currently in some dark blue surfing gear Quentin provided.
"Now, then… Once a wave catches us, we stand up as fast as we can, and we ride the waves back!" Quentin said.
"But first… What is that?" Kagura said, pointing to the shark fin coming towards them. The shark then suddenly stops in front of them, and the mouth opens to reveal Whitney, who somehow took control of the shark!
"Uh, Kagura? Quentin? We're getting ready for a challenge. Sorry for interrupting your date, guys." Whitney said.
Kagura and Quentin suddenly blushed at the word "date". But then, a wave caught them. Riding the waves back to shore, they looked at each other.
"Well… So much for today's lesson." Kagura replied.
"There's always afterwards to surf!" Quentin answered. "By the way… Where's Whitney?"
Kagura pointed to Whitney, now out of the shark, waving bye-bye to said shark.
"Later, Mr. Shark! Thanks for letting me borrow you!"
Kagura and Quentin looked at each other, and shrugged.
A few minutes later, everyone was waiting for more info. Nerdi gave most everyone some hot chocolate to wake them up. (They didn't have any coffee in the Mess Hall).
"Now, then… Today's challenge. You're gonna be leaving the island for this one!" Most everyone cheered.
"But… I highly doubt the Boat of Losers could hold all of us. It's rather… small." Tina replied, as she drunk her chocolate.
"And afterwards, you'll be riding in a limo to the location of today's challenge!"
Everyone cheered at the thought of riding in a limo.
"Wow, guess the theme music was right. We are famous now." Whitney replied.
"So… What's today's challenge?" Bob asked curiously.
"Heh, heh, heh… You'll see…" Chris said, as he left in his own personal boat.
"Did that boat have a hot tub?" Vikki replied.
A few minutes passed, and their huge boat arrived. They soon boarded.
The boat ride was kinda uneventful, except for a few instances.
"Uh, Vikki? How come you bought my clown clothes from the Medieval challenge?" Omelette asked.
"Cause… I've a feeling it's gonna come in handy today…" Vikki replied.
On another part of the boat, Bob was looking at Hannah's new hairstyle.
"Cool… I really like it, Hannah!" Bob said.
"Thanks, Bob! Yuki did it for me last night!" Hannah said back.
Meanwhile, Maxwell and Tina were chatting among themselves.
"So… Favorite movie?" Maxwell asked.
"Easy; The Wizard." Tina replied.
"Going down the Yellow Brick Road route, huh?" Maxwell said.
"Er… Not the Wizard I have in mind. Let's just say, it ends at a video game tournament." Tina corrected him. Maxwell, being somewhat of a gamer himself, suddenly peeked interest. [2]
"Cool! Do tell!"
"Well… I do have the movie… Maybe we can watch it tonight, considering none of us gets voted off?" Tina asked.
"It's a date! …Er, did I just say that out loud?" Maxwell said in embarrassment.
Tina giggled a bit. "Yes, yes you did."
Confessional: You're slipping, Maxwell…
Maxwell: Me and my big Pocky-munching mouth…
A short while later, they reached the mainland where their limo was waiting. Isaac noticed the minifridge… He was a bit confused.
"What kind of sodas are these? Cheerwine? Royal Crown Cola? …Bubba Cola?" [3]
Whitney took notice. "Wow, different brands!" Whitney took the Cheerwine.
"Are you sure you should be drinking that? It does say Cheerwine…" Isaac questioned.
"Well… It's really a soda and not really a wine." Whitney reassured her friend.
"Cool… Bottoms up!" Isaac said, taking a Cheerwine as well…
Confessional: I want a soda called Confessional Cola!
Isaac: Knowing my luck, Bubba Cola tastes like shrimp… Gee, I watch too much Forrest Gump, huh?
Whitney: (She is holding a can of Cheerwine.) If I do win the mil, I'm buying 50 cases of these!
Soon enough, the campers reached their destination: A giant mansion. The campers oohed and awed. Except one.
"Mine's bigger." Selena said to herself.
Across the street from them, was a box labeled "Free Kittens". Inside the box, a grey and yellow-striped kitten was watching the campers, one in particular. She was the only one in the box, because she was rejected for her odd coloring. Mustering the strength, she crawled out of the box, and started to cross the street…
A few minutes later, the campers entered the mansion's back yard. They could see various presents on a table.
"Huh. Must be someone's birthday?" Alec replied.
Luka was rubbing a Pug on the head in the backyard. "Aww, who's a good dog? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
Yuki was looking at some statues in the yard as well. "Wow… This is really well done!" But who's Little Lily?"
Maxwell was looking at the huge yard in awe. All of a sudden…
Meow
Maxwell looked down, expecting Nerdi. But since Nerdi was on Isaac's head at the time, that couldn't be the case. Looking down, he saw the Grey and yellow-striped kitten from earlier.
"Aww… Where did you come from?" Maxwell said, kneeling down and rubbing the kitten. He didn't question where it came from. "Hmm… no collar. Must be a stray."
Luka overheard Maxwell. "Yeah, you may be right. Then again, we did pass by a box labeled "Free Kittens" before we stopped here. You think that's where she came from?"
"Yeah… Most likely." Maxwell said.
"Then we should return her… Wouldn't be right to take a free kitten without permission."
"Yeah. Let's return her before the challenge starts." Maxwell and Luka started to walk off, but…
"Hello, Campers!"
"Well, there goes those plans." Luka muttered as they went back to the group to see what the challenge is.
"…And welcome to the location of today's challenge! This is the mansion of my producer's Granddaughter, Little Lily!" Chris yells out loud.
"Well, that explains Little Lily…" Yuki said to herself.
"But before we get started, since this is a birthday party for a six year old, we might as well celebrate it in style!"
They were guided to the front yard, where the gate was closed. All of a sudden, three limos stopped in front.
"You don't think…" Ethan said.
A few minutes later, the gates opened, to reveal…
"Guys? We're…" Maxwell said, holding the kitten.
"So very…" Luka also said.
"Screwed…" Whitney replied.
All of a sudden, a wave of overexcited six-year olds came into the yard. Some of them were crowding over them.
"Wow, did you put your earrings on in the dark, or what? You have one in your nose!" One of the kids said to Luka.
One of the kids got on Whitney's back. "Now play horsey!"
Whitney got on her back. "Neigh! Neigh!"
Confessional: Horsey Ride!
Whitney: And I neighed like a horse on national TV. Well, it was for a kid.
Luka: I can't say that noses are piercable to a six year old! They shouldn't know this kind of stuff right now.
Some of the kids were looking at Yuki. "Wow, my big sis has hair like you!"
Yuki was surprised. "Really?"
"Yep! She said she got inspired by some Yucky girl… Who is she?" the kid said.
Ross was trying to reason with a kid to get his hat back.
"Um… Candy?" It didn't work, as the kid snatched the candy bar from him.
"I am Ross! You're an alien!" The kid said, wearing Ross' hat, and using his candy bar as an alien detector.
Two kids were arguing at each other, while trying to pull Hannah in half.
"Give me Ms. Spikes!" The kid yelled out.
"No, you had your turn!" Another kid yelled.
Hannah just sighed.
Bob was being chased by some kids, dodging blows from a plastic hammer.
"Who, in their right mind, gave them one cookie each before coming here?! What were in them, anyway?"
Nerdi was being thrown in the air. Needless to say, she wasn't enjoying it.
"Oh, please don't let there be any blenders..."
Even Tina was having some trouble holding her own, as someone gave her a book. "Now read it!"
Tina read the title of the book. "The Zirisian Princess and the Shrine of the Sea Serpent?" Tina said. [4]
Chris was watching the current chaos going on. Some of the kids had Isaac tied up, with fingerpaint all over his face, almost like a member of an island tribe, his shirt torn up, and was carrying him around.
"We're gonna sacrifice you to someone named Mr. Brussel Sprout!" A kid carrying Isaac said.
"And thus, begins the challenge… Who will reign surpreme? Find out, after the break!
"Why would a god be called "Mr. Brussel Sprout, anyway?" Isaac questioned.
Oh, dear… The challenge has begun, and most of the campers are already wiped! What will this challenge bring?
[1] Tomomi was a character in the planning stages of a Total Drama fanfic that didn't leave the ground. She was gonna Maxwell's love interest.
[2] The Wizard is a movie back in the late 80's, early 90's about a young kid going to California to attend a Nintendo Tournament. It's a good movie, even if they got most of their facts wrong.
[3] They're various sodas and colas from my side of the world.
[4] Thanks for CragmiteBlaster for letting me give a shoutout to The Zirisian Princess!
NEXT TIME: The Birthday Challenge happens! And a fight of Godzilla proportions happens!