Heyy all of you guys! Thanks for the reviews about the last chapter :)
Ilikehats2: Natasha is being very strange! Guess why ;)
Aliceindeepdarkwonderland thanks for the chapter idea! Molly is now gonna be set on getting her uncles together. This child is more grown up than Thor :)
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Loki was watching his brother eat a blueberry POPTART as he ate his own chocolate cereal. "How can you eat that abomination?" Loki snarled at Thor. Thor looked up, confused.
"Abomination?" He asked.
"That horrible breakfast item," Loki said.
Thor's face scrunched up in anger. "Loki!" He roared. Loki ran into Molly's bedroom, hoping that the pink and unicorns would distract Thor. Then he straightened up and looked around. There were less unicorns and more drawings of Ironman suits and mechanical things. A heavy book on Gamma Radiation was on her bed. Woah. She was smart.
"I know." Molly's voice came from her desk. He walked over to her, peering at what she was writing down. "Some notes on how acid effects Uncle Tony's ironman suit."
"You're incredibly intelligent. How do you know all this?" Loki said.
"I read." She said and closed her notebook. "Now, Uncle Loki, I need your help."
"With what?" Loki frowned.
"Uh just wait here." Molly ran out. Loki sat on her bed and started flipping through the gamma book.
...
"BARTON!" Bruce yelled and Clint grinned before taking off. He shot down the corridor, yelling a battle cry. Bruce followed him, bouncing off the walls and growling. Clint fell into Molly's room and slammed the door.
"If you try to come in, I'll shoot you!" Clint yelled.
"I'm getting you afterwards!" Bruce hammered on the door then left. Clint turned around to see Molly and Loki playing Monopoly on the bed. Molly looked up at him.
"Hello, Uncle Hawk, I've been expecting you." She said happily.
"Okay.."
"Are you and Uncle Loki going to get married?" Molly asked innocently. Loki dropped his top hat in shock.
"Molly..." Clint face-palmed. "What gave you that idea?"
"I alway hack into the security feed to make sure no-one' plotting against me." She grinned. "And I watched all of last nights little episode. Loki sitting on you."
"You're growing up too quick. What happened to the little girl who wanted to see Santa?"
"That was yesterday," she rolled her eyes. "C'mon, just talk and work things out."
"How did you hack into the security feed?" Loki asked.
Molly was wandering towards the door. "Tony's password is tonystarkunited. No capitals." She said. She went out the door and they heard a lock turn.
"Damn genius." Clint muttered and turned to Loki. He was looking at the Monopoly board.
"But...I was winning."
"That's what worries you about this scenario?"
"What else should worry me?"
"She's not going to let us out until we kiss and propose to each other."
"I'm not worried about getting out." Loki said. "She's a genius and her father is Bruce Banner, another genius. She's been taught by him and Tony Stark. Pepper teaches her about business things. Natasha and Steve tell her about battle strategies and Thor...I don't know what my imbecile of a brother does but I doubt it's useful."
"Yeah. Are you meant to be comforting me?" Clint frowned.
"Let me finish. She's smart but I've been around longer." Loki said. There was a pause. "I've finished."
"Oh. Okay. What's your genius plan then?" Clint said. Loki pointed. "Oh! Now that's a good plan!"
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"The ketchup goes past the chicken and dodges the carrot mines." Steve said patiently to Molly. She nodded.
"What happens if the ketchup gets caught by the chicken?"
"Now that's a whole other story. I'll tell you tomorrow. Although I think we're having soup." Steve frowned.
Tony and Bruce exchanged smiles. Steve loved teaching people about battle tactics but the Avengers wouldn't listen. Tony always blanked out then insulted him when he got bored, Bruce made polite excuses and ran off, Natasha would end up contradicting him and changing the whole tactic, Clint would just wander off halfway through and shoot something and Thor would look confused.
Molly however loved it. She took it all in and wrote out essays on it. "You're growing up so fast." Natasha said sadly. The men groaned.
"You're not gonna cry again, are you?" Tony asked.
"Why are you so emotional lately?" Bruce chimed in. "It's odd."
"What? Am I not allowed to have emotions?" Natasha's eyes started welling up with tears and she stormed out. Tony followed. "Go away, Stark!"
"What's up? Is it your month time thing woman thing you know?" He stammered.
"No. That's the point! It's not been my month time thing woman thing you know!" Natasha cried. "And I'm getting all emotional and I hate it!"
"You're pregnant?" Tony gasped. "Who's-"
"I will cut off all of your fingers and feed them to you before cutting off your man bits and sticking them up your- Molly!"
"That's a bit harsh, Nat. She's only a child." Tony said then realised. "Molls! What's up?"
"I sorta kinda locked Loki and Clint in my bedroom. And they've kind of escaped." She said sheepishly. Steve came out from the kitchen, sighing.
"What did I teach you?" He barked. "Banner, what did I teach you?"
"With the cookies and the milkshake?" She asked. "Yeah. I didn't forget. I just wanted them to get married."
"Aw. We forgive you then, sweetheart." Natasha said. She looked at the ceiling. "Tony I'll need ten of your best camera-cars, a rat and two magnets."
"Why?"
"Don't ask. Just do."
...
Loki scrambled through the vent and looked at the figure crawling quickly in front of him. "Slow down." He said. "Anyone would think you do this for fun."
"I do."
"Freak."
"Orphan."
"Uh-Barton?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm uh scared of rats."
"Cool story."
"And there's one crawling on your back."
"Ah!" Clint twisted and the rat flew towards Loki. Loki yelled out and threw the rat down. It fell through a grate and landed in Bruce's lab. It landed on his lap and Bruce screamed and fell off his chair. Then Loki, as he was backing away from the hole so Bruce wouldn't Hulk out on him, felt a tug on his head. he touched the lump where Fury had inserted a tracker and felt metal poking out. What the hell...
He was whizzed backwards through the vents and Clint was almost squashing him as he flew through with the same speed. "My bloody face is hurting!" Clint yelled.
"Mine too!"
"Ah!"
Then they were dropped from the vents into Pepper's office. Pepper got up, squealed and ran away, yelling for Tony. "Tony! They just fell out of the ceiling!"
Loki groaned and stood up as Tony, Steve, Natasha and Molly appeared. Natasha smiled at him coolly. "Guess we didn't need those cars after all." She said and dragged Steve out.
"Have you learnt your lesson about escaping the Matchmaking Service?" Tony asked sternly. Clint glared at him as he got up. "Ah, ah, ah, it was all for your own good."
"Molly..." Loki said. She looked at him, eyes wide but he saw the mischievous look in her eyes. "Never do that again."
"No promises." She skipped out of the room, singing Winter Wonderland.
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"What did you all do today?" Maria asked as she came down from the helicarrier to see her 'favourite superheroes and her adorable little friend...and Loki' as she put it.
They looked at each other.
"Nothing much." Molly said and the rest made agreeing noises before they all tucked into their schwarma.