Chapter 21
xXBella SwanXx
Eddie Anty Masie Cullen. How much do you want to see me in the arms or another guys arms? Because I have a HUGE crush on Brett Lee. He is SO HOT! Please Eddie oh please will you let me go out with him. He only bowls at 150km/h. Pweeze Eddie pooh. I'll lick your shoes for you. And your car…and your body and downstairs…OF THE HOUSE!
I WANT TO KISS HIM I WANT TO HUG HIM I WANT TO KISS HIM.
Uhh…I did not just say that.
Shane Watson is pretty darn cute too you know. And Ronan Keating and Channing Tatum and…uh who else is hot? Oh yes the dude who plays Harry Potter…what's his name again? A little help here please.
(Alice shouts the name from the other room)
Daniel Radcliffe that's it. No wait what am I saying? Daniel Radcliffe is so not hot. I don't know what you all think but he is so not hot. Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, and…umm…I couldn't be bothered to say who else is hot because I would be sitting here forever just trying to figure all the hot guys out.
I should go because I came here for Edward and not to spend all my time on the computer typing a new blog up.
Posted By: Bella Swann
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Comments:
Yes you should get your backside down here and talk to me…then I can do your hair and your nails and then we can go shopping and then see what the boys are up too.
Alice Cullen
Future Girl
I am sitting here while I am doing Bella's hair with one hand and typing with the other. I want to make her look really beautiful before she goes to see Edward. But he's not here he's gone to the skate park with Emmett and Jasper. I have no idea what Rose is up to. She probably went with them. But I thought that skating was never really her thing.
No wait she's here. She just came through the door.
Oh hang on one sec…
Okay I'm back. Bella just had a knot in her hair and it took me ages to get it out. Now she's crying because the brush got stuck in her hair and it wouldn't come out. I know how that feels because I had the same thing done to me when I was just a newborn.
Bella please get over your obsession with Brett Lee and Shane Watson. And why does he bowl at 150km/h?
Because he's a cricketer you idiot.
Sorry that was Bella. Well now I know. But what's a cricketer? Okay now's she's telling me to Google it. WHAT IS GOOGLE. I have never even used Google in my life.
Oh…so that's what it is…well…I'm going to kill them all.
NO YOU CAN'T ALICE OR I'LL NEVER SPEEK TO YOU AGAIN!
Posted By: Alice Cullen
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DON'T DO IT!
Bella Swann
The story of Edward Cullen
Bella…I am…you…
No you can not…I will never see you in another guys arms till as long as I live. You are going to stick with me until you die.
I will let Alice kill that pathetic little person you like to call Brett Lee who bowls at 150km/h And the Shane dude. I don't care about the others because they are not hot enough for Alice to kill.
End of discussion
Posted By: Edward Cullen
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Comments:
Fine. End of relationship
Bella Swann
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OOOOOH!
Emmett Cullen
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Bella love. I just don't want to see you get hurt
Edward Cullen
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Aww. You are so full of…
Bella Swann
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Guys shut up!
Alice Cullen
xXBella SwanXx
I told Edward that it would be over between us if Alice even put a finger on Brett Lee or Shane Watson.
The only reason why I don't want them both dead is because who would look after Brett's little boy and who would look after Lee, Shane's wife…or girlfriend I think it is.
And also the entire world of the cricket fans would be very depressed because their favourite cricketers have died.
And then they would know it was one of the Cullen's from the DNA and you would go to jail for 50 years and then they will notice that you're not getting older and the truth will be revealed. And then you will be killed for sure.
Do you really want that to happen?
Posted By: Bella Swan
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Comments
No.
Alice Cullen
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No.
Edward Cullen
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Thank you. And I'm going to change my blog name.
Bella Swan
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Authors Note: Brett Lee and Shane Watson…*sigh* they are SO HOT! And they have damn good voices! And Ronan Keating too. SO HOT!!
I have decided I am not going to follow the story line and go my own way. What do you think of that? Post it in your review of what you think.
PLEASE review or I'll send Alice to bite your throats! And then rip your heads off. You don't want that do you? No. Thought not. THEN REVIEW!
Thanks