Hey everyone. Here's the next chapter already. Enjoy

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After helping the Planet Express crew, Aang, Stewie and Brian set off to their next world, which happened to be a small, landscape surrounded by mountains, with two huge, towering bases on each side. The crew landed their ship midway between the bases, and stepped out onto the new world

'Wow, this place sure is desolate. I haven't seen a place so quiet since that Final Fantasy IX convention!' Stewie noted

Cutaway gag…..

We see Zidane sitting in a huge hall with Final Fantasy IX themed stuff in it. However not a single person besides Zidane and a Janitor cleaning up was in the hall

'Why doesn't anyone like FF9? We're just as good as 8, 10 or even 7!' Zidane cried. The Janitor walked up to him and explained

'You see kid, you're instalment to the franchise didn't have massively Emo main character with ridiculous swords. Nor did you have a futuristic settings and dark art style. Sorry, but fans dig that shit!'

End gag…..

'Well I daresay the left base and the right base will have people in it! We'll have to go check one base for people who may know about the Heartless here' Aang suggested

Brian motioned to his friends to come close 'All right guys, the base we go to may depend just how this all goes! Now let's take our time on this, and…'

'LET'S GO LEFT!!' Aang and Stewie yelled, running to their left excitedly

'….Bald idiots' Brian mumbled under his breath, before catching up to the two. The three ran to the far left, until they could go no further. Upon getting there, the left base, just in front of the ocean stood

'Hmm even here's quiet. And look…' Brian said, pointing to the doors nailed with wood '…It's been barricaded'

Aang nodded 'Guess they're trying to keep something out. Best thing is to go in and…'

BANG

Aang felt the wind rush past him as a single bullet missed his head. The three instantly went into alert, and looked up to where the bullet was shot from

'That was a warning shot! Next time I'll aim properly!' a loud sarcastic voice shouted from the top

'Shit! They've got a sniper! All right guys, let's back away slowly and…' Brian told the two, but was cut off by Stewie walking forward

'Warning shot? What's the matter?! Not got the balls to shoot me! You're a disgrace!' Stewie shouted to the top

'STEWIE!!' Aang and Brian shouted

'Oh that's it you damn punk! I'm killing you all!' the sniper shouted angrily

BANG

BANG

BANG

The sniper shot three bullets, but not a single one hit the three. They all missed horribly

'Damn it! Why can't I ever bloody hit my target!' the sniper cursed

'Huh, lucky we got shot at by a lousy shot' Brian sighed. Aang stepped forward

'Look sir, we didn't come to fight or harm you. Have you been attacked by small black creatures?!' Aang asked

'Why the fuck do you think we've barricaded ourselves you idiot?!' the sniper growled

'Because you can't pay for proper windows and doors' Stewie mocked

BANG

'Stewie that is not helping!' Brian growled

'Oh come on Brian! He bloody fool can't obviously hit us!' Stewie laughed, the bullet missing him again

BANG

BANG

'DAMN IT!!'

'I've had enough of this' Aang sighed, before taking out his Keyblade and smashing the wooden barricades in half. The three stepped inside, and found themselves in a narrow, but very high tech base

Brian whistled 'Nice place you got here!'

'Hold it right there!!' the sniper, who had quickly ran down to face them. We could see now that he wore Light blue armour unlike any the group had seen. His whole body was literally covered! The Cobalt blue armoured soldier aimed his sniper at them, close range

'Ha ha! No way I'm missing this shot!' the soldier laughed

BANG

As you can guess, it missed

'SON OF A BITCH!!' the soldier yelled, throwing the sniper to the ground

'Wow, close range and he still missed! That's low' Stewie mocked

'Church! You okay?!' a more high pitched voice called out. Two soldiers wearing the same armour, only in different shades of Blue, ran over to the soldier called Church

'Yo Church, who are these guys? They're not those black midgets!' a soldier with Cyan coloured armour asked

'Guys….I don't know about you….but I think it's Christmas!' a soldier with plain blue armour chirped, rather dumbly

'Caboose, what the fuck are you on about?' Church growled

'Think about it! The bold one is Jesus, the dog is Santa, and the third is….' Caboos stopped, when he looked at Stewie

Caboose and Stewie stared motionlessly at each other, until…

'BABY!!' Caboose roared, aiming his gun at the baby

'Whoa Caboose! Jesus you're bloody random!' the Cyan soldier panted

'Good work Tucker! All right you little asses! You said you know something about these black midgets attacking, so spill everything you know!' Church ordered

'Those 'black midgets' are creatures called the Heartless. They've come to take the hearts of everyone on this planet!' Aang revealed

'My heart! Oh no! I need that to think!' Caboose cried

'No Caboose, that's you brain! Though I suppose since you lack one, your heart has to do the thinking for you!' Tucker joked

'Well this sucks! Those Heartless freaks are working with the only other people on Blood Gulch! The bloody Red Team!' Church growled

'Wow, this is bad!' Brian stated

'Hey know, things could be worse!' Stewie assured

'How?'

'Well, Uwe Boll and 4Kids could acquire the rights for a Half Life movie!'

Cutaway gag…

We see Two Half Life styled policeman chasing after civilians

'Quick! Get out your water pistols and fire!' one officer ordered

'Um, don't we have normal guns sir?'

'Not in a 4Kids dub we don't! Prepared to get wet!'

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We now see Uwe Boll talking to the guy to play Gordon Freeman

'Allright, in the next scene a gigantic dragon will teleport right in front of you, and you will shout 'Oh no a Dragon!'' Uwe ordered

'Um, Gordon never say's anything, and since when has their been dragons in Half Life?'

'SILENCE!! I AM UWE BOLL AND YOU WILL OBEY ME!!'

End gag…..

Meanwhile as the Blues talked with the gang, the four members of Red team, Sarge, Grif, Simmons and Donut, talked happily with Heartless around

'Haha this is great! With our new friends, not even those Blue bastads can beat us! Victory will be ours!' Sarge laughed

'Yea, but I wish they were pink like my armour! Black gives off the wrong vibe' Donut cringed

'You boys best not forget us you know' A women hidden in the shadows warned. She stepped out, and a very muscular women with tattoos all over her face, and wielding a huge scythe was shown

'Of course not Zorin Blitz! We Reds are more than happy to work with Crazed Nazi to get the Blue dead! The end justifies the means!' Sarge said to Zorin

Grif nudged Simmons 'Hey Simmons, how drunk would you have to be before you'd bang Zorin?'

'Hmm, at least five bottles of whisky drunk'

Well, Zorins here, and the Blues are in trouble. Stay tuned