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- The Killing
It was all over the news... terrible things of terrible actions done to prevent and even terribler thing.
It was the morning in the Hughes residence and Maes was running around the house happily with only a bathrobe on and it was weird. "Good morning honey bunch!" He smiled and picked up his little girl in a huge bear hug. Sad thing was Elisia wasn't in the mood for hugs so she bit his head off.
"Lieutenant can you please send this down the the mailing room? I need it sent immediately." Roy asked from behind his wooden desk. Oh yes how wooden that desk was, so wooden...so... yes. Riza frowned and looked at the hideous white envelope being held in the colonels hand. Then she hissed and shot it off. "AGGGH!" Roy screamed, falling to the ground and clutching his censored hand that was not bleeding because blood in Full Metal Alchemist? That's unspeakable!
Ross walked into the office and spotted a head-less Hughes doing paperwork. "Um Lieutenant Colonel... what?"
"Oh I know!" Hughes said wich was really not supposed to be possible considering his lack of mouth. Ross's eye twitched. "Isn't it just the CUTEST wound you've ever seen? My little girl Elysia gave it to me this morning. My she had quite the bite!" He giggled happily. Ross frowned and decided to put him out of his mysery by shooting off his foot.
Roy walked back into his office with a bandaged up hand and spotted Chezca standing by his desk. "Um... hello?" He said in confusion, wondering what she was doing in his office.
She turned around and frowned "Oh colonel I'm sorry... I didn't mean for you to see me here." Then to Roy's horror she threw a bunch of papers at him, they hurt and sliced off his other hand and his eyebrow. So now he had a unibrow.
"Well I think that's all of them!" Riza grinned evilly and moved aside from the doorframe. The doorframe smiled.
"Yes' lets go!" Elysia said happily.
"Good Idea!" Chezca said and looked around the room. Sastifed she closed the door and they all laughed.
"Good job everyone!" Ross chimed, walking over to the three and they all walked into the sunrise.
Oh my… ok then…