Naruto realized he was in another hospital room when the jutsu finished. He saw Neji and Hinata sitting up in bed confused, "Neji! Hinata-chan!" the two turned to Naruto.
"Naruto," Neji said relieved, "What happened?"
"I have no idea," Naruto stated, "Sasuke and Kakashi-nii are acting weird along with Sakura. Did her hair suddenly get longer?"
"Haven't seen her," Neji stated, then realized something, "Why is my forehead protector on my forehead?"
Naruto shrugged. Neji rolled his eyes and took it off before retying it around his neck. Naruto walked over to Hinata, "Are you okay?" he asked.
Hinata nodded, "I'm fine," she smiled.
The door slammed open, "Dobe/Hinata/Neji!" the three turned and blinked.
"Lee? Tenten? Gai?" Neji asked confused.
"Kiba-kun? Shino-kun? Kurenai-sensei?" Hinata asked, confused.
"Dobe!" Sasuke yelled, "How the fuck did you do that?"
Neji and Hinata blinked then looked at Naruto, "I told you he was off!" Naruto yelled.
Tenten looked at Neji in shock, "Neji…you…"
"What?" Neji asked, tilting his head, "Are there twigs in my hair again?"
Lee and Gai's mouths dropped when Neji started looking at his hair, "Okay, not that I'm not glad to see everyone," Naruto stated, "Would someone please tell me where Gaara is?"
"Who?" Kiba asked, "Haven't heard of him."
Naruto glared, "This is no time for jokes Kiba!" he yelled, "Where's Gaara?"
"Whoa, calm down," Gai said, "You're Kakashi's student right?"
"Everyone is fucking crazy!" Naruto yelled, throwing his hands in the air.
"You're the crazy one, Dobe," Sasuke stated.
"Stop fucking calling me that!" Naruto yelled, "And if someone doesn't fucking tell me where my brother is," his eyes turned red.
Hinata was quickly out of the bed and grabbed Naruto's arm, "Naruto-kun, calm down," she said quickly, "Calm…down…" she said slowly and watched as Naruto's eyes turned back to blue, "It's okay…we'll find Gaara-kun. Okay?"
Naruto nodded slowly. Gai and Kurenai's mouth was hanging open slightly, "The fuck just happened?" Kiba asked while Akamaru whimpered.
Neji got out of the bed as well, "I would suggest not doing this joke anymore," Neji stated, "Just tell us where Gaara is. Hinata, keep Naruto calm."
Hinata nodded, "Okay!" Kiba yelled, "Hold everything! What the fuck is going on here?! Hinata is fucking touching Naruto and hasn't fainted yet, better yet, she hasn't even blushed! And Naruto is spilling nonsense about some dude we don't know!"
Naruto glared and took a step forward, but Neji and Hinata held him back, "Naruto," Neji stated sternly.
Naruto shook, but stood in place. Kakashi soon walked in rubbing his head with Sakura beside him, "Kakashi," Neji stated, "Please tell us where Gaara is before Naruto loses it."
Kakashi blinked and looked at Gai, "Your student, right?" he asked.
Naruto finally snapped and Hinata and Neji tensed. Naruto yelled loudly and the Kyuubi's chakra engulfed him, making him look like a one-tailed fox. Kakashi, Kurenai, and Gai went wide eyed while Sasuke, Sakura, Kiba, Shino, Akamaru, Lee, and Tenten were shocked and fearful, "Sasuke-kun! Do something!" Hinata yelled.
"The fuck am I supposed do?!" Sasuke yelled, "What even is this?!"
"Naruto-kun!" Hinata yelled, but was pulled away from him by Neji, "Neji-nii-san!"
"You can't help him this time, Hinata!" Neji yelled, "He needs to see Gaara!"
Akamaru whimpered, "Where's Kankurou-kun!?" Hinata yelled.
"Who's that?!" Kiba yelled.
Wind suddenly picked up in the room and everyone went into walls. Hinata had tears in her eyes, "Gaara-kun!" she yelled.
"Naruto!" everyone turned to the door and saw a panting Gaara there, holding the frame of the door, "Naruto! Fucking calm down or I'm going to fucking kill you!"
Naruto, now Bijuu chakra-less, hugged his brother tightly, "The fuck were you!?" he yelled pulling away from him, "If this was your idea of a sick joke I swear-"
"Since when do I joke?" Gaara cut off.
Naruto groaned and hugged Gaara again. Gaara sighed, but returned the hug this time, "Something's wrong," Gaara whispered to Naruto, "I think we're in some kind of Genjutsu, but I can't break it."
Naruto pulled away, "That…would explain a lot…" he stated, "You know I stink at Genjutsu though."
Hinata ran over and hugged Naruto tightly, still teary eyed. Naruto hugged her tightly, "Gomen," he whispered, "I didn't hurt you, right?"
"We're all fine," Neji walked over, "However," he glared at the people in the room, "What's going on has yet to be answered."
"Gaara's claimed Genjutsu," Naruto stated, "But he hasn't be able to break it. What makes you think it's a Genjutsu?"
"Because I fucking woke up in Suna," Gaara stated, angry, "With Temari and Kankurou basically peeing themselves when they saw me wake up. It was like they've never seen me sleep before."
"Hold up!" Naruto yelled, "You fucking woke up in Suna!"
"Yeah," Gaara stated, "And if it weren't for the fact that my Sand Flicker can travel great distances then Konoha might've had another Kyuubi attack," he glared at Naruto.
"I couldn't fucking find you and we were attacked by fucking Orochimaru!" Naruto yelled, "What did you want me to do?!"
"Keep your fucking head calm!" Gaara yelled.
"Both of you calm down!" Neji yelled, "We don't need both of you losing control when Sasuke has lost it and Kankurou, Hikari, or Itachi aren't here!"
"Itachi!" Sasuke yelled, angered, "You fucking know Itachi!"
"Of course we fucking know him!" Naruto yelled, "He's your fucking brother!"
"He's no brother of mine!" Sasuke yelled, "He's a fucking bastard that-" Naruto slammed Sasuke into a wall with speed that was anything but Hiraishin.
"Naruto!" Neji, Gaara, and Hinata yelled.
"I don't know who you fucking are," Naruto growled, "But you ain't Sasuke and I will fucking kill you if you badmouth Itachi again. Are we fucking clear?"
Sasuke actually gulped before nodding once. Naruto let Sasuke drop to the ground and walked back to his brother, his sort-of-but-not-quite girlfriend, and said sort-of girlfriend's older brother, "Let's get out of here before I fucking break something," he picked Hinata up bridal style and Hiraishin-ed away.
Gaara put his hand on Neji's shoulder and fickered away. Kakashi, Kurenai, and Gai were frozen in place, "What the heck just happened?!" Kiba yelled.
"Did Naruto just say…Orochimaru," Kakashi asked.
"To Hokage-sama!" Gai yelled running off.
Kakashi and Kurenai sighed, but followed after Gai with the rest of the Genin in the room.
Naruto arrived in a small cabin, "Where did you go, Naruto?" Gaara asked.
"I don't know," Naruto stated, "I was trying to go home, but apparently-" he noticed a crib with the three pointed kunai over it, "Um…Tou-chan!" he looked around the cabin, "Kaa-chan!"
Hinata, Neji, and Gaara started looking around as well. They needed answers as to what happened to everyone and where they were. Naruto took the kunai from what looked to be a mobile and put it with his others in his pouch. Naruto then noticed a picture on the side table beside the crib. His eyes widened, "G-guys!" he yelled grabbing the picture in shock.
"What's wrong?" Neji asked walked over with Hinata and Gaara.
Naruto showed them the picture, "Find the differences," he said seriously.
Gaara, Neji, and Hinata went wide eyed, "Kushina-sama is pregnant with you," Neji said, "But…Gaara, Temari, and Kankurou…aren't with them…"
"Where…are we?" Hinata asked, frightened.
"Wait," Gaara said, "Tou-chan told us that we can see both Kurama-san and Shukaku-san because he used Shukaku-san's chakra to weaken Kurama-san enough that he could seal him in you…if Nee-chan and Nii-chan didn't bring me to Konoha…"
Everyone paled, "No, no, no," Naruto whispered and grabbed his brother and two friends before Hiraishin-ing out of the cabin.
A/N Okay, so a bunch of mixed feelings on this from readers. Well, I'm going to say this. This plays an important role for the third part and it happens again in the third part. So…fair warning, but I promise, it's mostly funny and I hope you enjoy it. I own nothing except my OCs. Please leave a review! Thanks for reading.