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Once upon a time there was a blond girl named Lucy with long hair, honey brown eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.

She also went out and bought a new convertible.

She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.

She stopped and called Aries, the sheepherder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep." she said.

"Well thank you." said Aries. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you." said Lucy

"Okay.", replied Aries .

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" asked Lucy . "Sure.", said Aries.

So, Lucy sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382″.

"Wow.", said Aries. "That is exactly right.

Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."

So Lucy went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Upon watching this, Aries approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?", queried Lucy .

"If I can guess the real color of your hair… can I have my dog back?"

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