Hey guys! I bet you thought this was dead.
Well, if you thought that, you were right. Sorry. I gave up on it without ever putting it on hiatus or giving it a satisfying ending. I didn't even end the storyline I was in the middle of! So, sorry about that.
But yesterday I was thinking, "It really wasn't fair that I just abandoned that. I should really find the chapters I have written and post them, so at least the readers can have that much."
This was all well and good, but you see, I deleted the document, like, last week. So I don't actually have the chapters I'd written. So here's what I'm going to do instead. I'm going to post a summary of what I had planned, so maybe at least there's some sort of closure.
The vampires storyline: Clara is held captive for a long time, eventually the Doctor finds her and breaks her out, but just before he gets to her Dean injects her with his blood. She later discovers that she has become a vampire, when she looks into a mirror and sees that her eyes are scarlet. The line about "the blonde is dead" was referring to Rose, but she wasn't actually dead (I don't remember the specifics) and also she and Chelsea (who is a werewolf) broke into the vampires' mansion to find Clara. Eventually the vampires are defeated and the TARDIS crew leaves.
The next storyline: I know Jenny was in this, and I think maybe Amy and Donna. They piloted the TARDIS without the Doctor and were really bad at it, but they eventually ended up at Mars University, which was some sort of military school. They were training to fight the Sycorax, who had returned a few years prior and taken half of Earth in slavery. Somehow the Sontarans got involved, there was a hot green lady, and Jenny shot a bunch of people. That's literally all I remember. I only had like half a chapter of this written and the rest was in my head.
The one after that: Rose was redecorating her bedroom (?) and to escape the horrors of interior decorating, Jack and Ten and maybe someone else all went on an adventure. They were in some kind of marsh planet and had to crawl out of a cave, and then there were worms.
That thing with the Master: Somehow I guess the Master got beamed onto the TARDIS as well, except that a future version of the tardis crew hijacked his teleport and convinced to help them, by doing things like drug the tea (to make them all act stupider, so events happen as they remember) and recruit Oswin Oswald (from before her death) to hack into the Library and divert the virus attacking River, so they would be able to hold her off long enough. He may or may not have stayed on as a crew member, depending on the reaction. Oswin would not have stayed.
An overview: Clara and Eleven are flirty for a while, eventually begin dating and get engaged/married the normal way (no Vegas!). Rose and Ten get together, I think. Jack and Jenny are a thing. Clara is a vampire, Rose may or may not have been a werewolf, and the others may or may not have gotten powers of their own at some point. As far as I had planned, they all stayed on the TARDIS indefinitely, although if I'd actually written it that may have changed. Jenny and Clara were best friends, and Rose was a good friend as well.
And that is literally all I remember. Thanks for sticking around for such a long time. I've failed you.
(But hey, I'm starting a new one that's basically a reboot of this, but much better. Different plotlines, though. I may be posting it on Archive at some point and will link it if I do. I won't post it here though, this site is a mess.)