Chapter 21: Balls galore!

Link's eye twitched as he looked over his schedule for the new semester.

Math first block, gym second, chemistry 3 rd, and child studies last? Who the hell picked out my classes? Oh right... me...

He grabbed Kai's schedule out of his hands and looked it over.

Hmmm, the only class we don't have together is math... He has English instead...

His vision was obscured as Shigen waved his report card in front of his face.

"Look sexy... I got all high 80's..."

Link shrugged. "So what? I got all high nineties. And didn't you say something about failing classes to piss your father off?"

"I changed my mind... Seeing as you two are basically my family now there's no point."

Link Smiled and patted him on the shoulder. "Good job then Shigen!"

Kai looked at his report card and hid it behind his back, laughing nervously.

"Kaiten, what did you get?"

"No-nothing! I got good marks!"

Link held out his hand and glared at the shadow.

Kai whimpered and reluctantly handed over the report.

"Let's see. 79 in Kokiri studies, 80 in history, 98 in art, and ... 0 in math? Oh, math is the class you skipped right?"

"Yeah, the teacher wouldn't let me in the damn classroom!"

Shigen shook his head sadly. "You failed with a PH shadow... get it...? You phailed..."

Link was forced to hold Kai back, so he wouldn't kill the emo. "So Shigen? Are you in any of our classes?"

Shigen took both their schedule's and looked them over. "Well... I have gym with you guys... Since I failed it last year... and chemistry... sexy... why did you take chemistry 11...?"

"I just circled random classes on the list!"

The bell rang.

Link cringed. "Crap, I have math first. Come on Shigen! Your class is down this way too!" He dragged Shigen away, not even bothering to say goodbye to Kai.

Kai stood there confused for a few seconds before making his way to English class with the crazy old teacher, who was still alive.

When he walked in the classroom, Zelda waved him over.

"Kai! Kai! Over here! Me and Ganny saved you a spot!"

He sat down beside Ganon, trying not to cringe. "Um, thanks."

Ganon, who apparently had no regard for personal space, leaned right into Kai and whispered. "I'll enjoy 'working' with you."

Kai couldn't stop the shiver from racing down his spine. "Y-yeah... Same... Master..."

Ganon's laughed echoed off the walls, scaring a few people. "Oh yes! Master! I like that one! You're to call me that from now on, okay Kai?"

Damn... "Sounds good to me master!" Where's a hero when you need one?

After an hour and thirty five minutes of hell for Kai, and pure boredom for Shigen and Link, it was time for everyone's least favorite class... Gym...

"Ok my wonderful looking youths! Today we're going to play a simple game so I can judge what physical skills you have out there! Can anyone guess what game we're playing?" The teacher had a huge grin on his face, probably thinking that no one would be able to guess it.

Shigen raised his hand.

"Yes! You there!"

"Dodge ball..."

"Ah... Yes! That's right! So all you lovelies go into the changing room and get into your gym clothes and we'll start!"

Shigen's eyes widened in horror. "No... not the gym clothes..."

Kai jumped up and down happily. "Yayz! I get to see Link get all sweaty in shorts and a T-shirt!" He dragged them both off into the boys changing room.

Once they were in there, the hyper shadow pounced on Link's back.

"Surprise butt sex in the changing room!"

All the other boys looked at them weirdly.

Link couldn't help but face palm.

Kai jumped off his back and walked to the other end of the room. "Hey Link! Guess what? They have showers in here! I guess we'll be busy after class..."

Shigen picked up the nearest available object and threw it at him. "Come on shadow... Get ready..."

"I will, I will!"

Once everyone was ready, the teacher divided the class in two. Unfortunately, it was Link and Shigen against Kai. This was defiantly going to end badly.

"Alright my little pumpkins! On the count of 3 you can start! 1! 2! 3! Go!"

And of course, all hell did break loose.

As soon as Kai had his hands on a ball he immediately went for Shigen.

Shigen noted this, but still stood there staring at him blankly.

"This is for that shoe in the head earlier!" And he threw it.

It doinked off Shigen's head.

Shigen shrugged, walked over to the bleachers and sat down.

Then it was Kai vs. Link. O.o

"Hey hero. It's just like old days eh?"

Link rolled his eyes and quickly sent two balls (Lulz) flying towards his darker self.

Kai dodged and threw one of his balls. (Lulz again sorry)

This went on forever until they were the only people left in the game.

The teacher, and several of the boys and girls were sitting there drooling.

Finally, as Kai turned to pick up another ball, Link nailed him in the ass. (I'm killing myself here)

"Ouch! Damn it Link! That was my ass! You fucking perv!"

"Well it was right out in the open, you didn't expect me to pass up that kind of opportunity, did you?"

"Oh shut it! Just remember this, you ain't getting any tonight."

"So?" Damn...

Many people on the bleachers had nosebleeds. Some of the fangirls screamed loudly.

"Ok my little sugar cakes! That was excellent! Class is almost over, so go get showered and changed for lunch!"

Shigen walked over to them, supporting a large bruise on his forehead, he looked a little sick. "The crazy teacher has cameras hooked up in the showers... so you might want to wait until we get home before you get one..."

"Thanks emo." Kai put his hand on Shigen's forehead to feel the bump. "You okay? You don't look too good? Did I really hit you that hard?"

Shigen pushed his hand away and shook his head. "I'm fine."

Kai gave Link a confused look, and Link returned the look with a shrug. But the hero knew what was really going on, since he had read Shigen's thoughts a while ago. I wonder when he'll come out and say it to us... Probably on his death bed knowing him.

He reached up and ruffled the teens hair. "Come on you two, time to eat."

At lunch they sat with Ganon and Zelda, who had taken over their table sometime before Christmas.

Zelda smiled happily at them. "Hey guys!"

Shigen waved back, bored. "Yo..."

Link nodded and sipped on his milk.

Kai stole half of Link's sandwich before saying. "Hey Zel, hey ... master..."

Link choked on his milk. "Wh-what did you call him Kaiten?"

"I called him master. Does that bother you hero?"

"No..." But the death glare he sent Ganon said differently.

Shigen looked back and forth from Link to Ganon. Things are going to get pretty messy...

Ganon didn't seem to notice the glare. "So Kai, I was thinking you could come over to my house after school and we could have a practice duel. I promise to be gentle with you."

Link wrapped an arm around Kai's waist and pulled him closer. "I don't think he can do that, he has.. things to do with me..."

Kai caught onto the mood. Oooo they're fighting over me! I feel loved. "Link, I'm still kind of mad after that hit to the ass you know."

Zelda's eyes widened with interest. "He hit your ass?"

"Yeah! With his balls!"

The table went silent.

Link blushed. "No! He meant dodge balls. We were in gym last class."

Zelda closed her mouth, which was previously hanging open. "Oh, okay, that makes more sense."

Ganon growled. "You're such an abusive person Link. Kaiten, don't you want to come hang out with me for a while? I promise I wont hurt you."

Link crushed his milk carton in his hands.

Shigen sighed. Yep... here it comes...

Kai took a quick bite of his sandwich before answering. "Well... let's see... I think I can come over after school today. It's not like I'm doing anything important."

Link all but glued himself to the shadow. "You are doing important stuff remember? You said you wanted to get a shower with me."

"That was before you killed my ass."

"Yes hero, I think it would be better if Kai came over my house today."

Link sent his uber death glare of doom towards the evil king. "I think not."

"I think differently."

Kai separated him self from Link and hid on the other side of Shigen. "Emo? Is it going to be bad?"

"Yes dear shadow... Very bad..."

Zelda moved out of the way too, walking around to the other side of the table to hide on the other side of Kai. "Is it just me? Or do Link and Ganny pooh have some kind of grudge thing going on?"

"It's not you Zel."

"Are you challenging me hero?"

"As always."

Ganon crossed his arms over his chest. "It seems you are one who can never let go of the past eh?"

"So you do remember everything! I never believed that you lost your memories."

"Too bad you didn't do anything about it. Now I get to destroy your life for a second time. I bet that shadow's great in bed.."

That set Link off. With one of his famous battle cries, he launched himself a crossed the table and tackled Ganondorf to the ground.

All the teachers on duty shrugged and continued their conversations.

Kai started shaking as he watched the two guys beat the shit out of each other. "Link has a really bad temper." He poked Shigen. "Do you think we should stop them?"

By now, half the school had gathered around to watch the fight.

"If we don't stop them... Pig man will probably die..."

Zelda teared up. "Kai! You have to stop them! I want Ganon to be there to raise his child!"

Shigen walked over to them and grabbed a hold of Link's fist before he had a chance to punch Ganon in the face. "Now sexy... calm down..."

Kai dragged Ganon out from under Link and sat on him. "Stay still Mr Piggy."

After a few minutes, everything finally settled down.

Link whipped the blood off his chin. "Serves you right bastard!"

The bell rang, meaning lunch was over.

Kai jumped off Ganon and help Link get to his feet. "Come on Link, two more classes and then we can go home and have sex."

That brought Link down to earth again. "Really?"

"Yeps! I gotta watch you fight more often. It's a huge turn on."

Link smiled and huggled the shadow, nuzzling his neck.

Shigen flinched. I think this calls for ear plugs tonight...

Shigen sighed very loudly and turned his Mp3 player up to full volume. Man those guys are loud... I'll never be able to concentrate on my homework...

The music didn't mute the next loud moan.

The emo picked up his chemistry text book and started hitting his head with it. They have no shame... I wonder if they even realize that I can hear them...? Probably not...

Another moan, followed by a loud bang sounded.

The basement... That's it... I'm moving my stuff to the basement...