After school that evening, you went into your room and began changing. After taking off your shirt you glanced out the window. Terezi had her arm against the windowsill and her eyes glued to you. You turned red and scattered around, tripping on clothes and knocking over your bag. After getting over the fact that a cute girl was watching you undress and actually putting on clothes, you head downstairs to abscond. Kankri sits and calls you over to the couch.
"Kanks- I don't have time for this now." You say.
"It's important." He says. You growl and sit beside him. He coughs and takes a deep breath.
"I must take responsibility for mother is not home and no father/equivalent can give you this talk."
"Oh god. Kankri ple-"
"You may leave as soon as I am done." He said sternly. "I am aware there are females going on this movie date with you and your friends. Like I was saying yesterday, the Vantas men are quite handsome. Dare I say we are both 'cookin it'."
You rolled your eyes. He raised his hand to his mouth and began to bite at his fingernail.
"W-well... All I am implying is that- if this even comes up tonight- well..." His face went a bit red and you stuck out your tongue in disgust.
"Stop there Kankri. No intercourse for Karkat Vantas tonight."
"Who knows though? I-It happens and I just wanted you to have at least one of these."
Kankri held a wrapped package up to your hand and you swatted it away.
"Nasty! Kankr-" He grabbed you and stuffed it into your pants pocket. You blushed and pushed it in a bit deeper. He nodded and waved goodbye as you head out.
A shiny car parked outside your house. In the two front seats sat Gamzee and Vriska. They both waved at you and you hopped in the back.
"Yoooooooo!" Vriska yelled. Gamzee clapped.
"Woop Woop! Ready to pick up your doll?" You kicked the back of his seat. Vriska turned around and eyed the bump in your pocket.
"Ooh what's that Karkles?" She reached her hand over and you smacked it.
"Nothing."
"I-Is that... Oh gosh. Hey bundie," she pokes Gamzee and he turns around. You cover your pocket.
"It's a wrap." She laughs. He lets out a snort. Your face flushes and you scream at them.
"Shut up! My brother made me take it!"
After another minute of giggling, Gamzee started the car and began turning to Jones street.
"Hey Karkat, guess what." Gamzee mumbled.
"..."
"Don't be silly, protect your willy." He chuckled. Vriska choked on and snorted like a pig. You dig your face deep into your hands while the car makes a swift turn, stopping in front of Pyrope's house.
"Move it." Vriska says, staring out the window.
"What?" You ask.
"Go get Terezi."
"Why me?- You know what? Nevermind." You scowled and opened the door, exiting the car. What if she brought something up? Maybe about how lanky you were. Before you could run away, your hand found its way to the doorbell.