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Chapter 21

Hermione looked around the woods every time she thought she heard something. Rudolf was leading them into a place where birds would not fly over. Draco had stayed by her side talking aimless chit chat with Mark about what makes a man, a man!

Hermione could see Elwood shake his head as he walked beside Glitter in complete silence. A smile came to her lips as she remembered Draco embarrassing the crap out of the elf.

Flashback

Draco and Hermione sat at the dinner table they had come to know and love so well. Sam and Mark were helping pick up after the people who left along with Glitter, however, Elwood was with them.

Elwood: "So you want me to marry you?"

Draco: "Yes, we do Elwood. Hermione and I are in love and after this trip is over we may never be together like this again. So we would like to be married. Can you do it?"

Elwood: "Yes I can and will. I have everything ready to marry you two. I knew you two were going to fall in love and get married, so I took the initiative of setting everything up. All we need to do is get Hermione a dress and you a suit. Then we can get you two married tonight."

Hermione: "You never cease to amaze me Elwood."

Draco: "Me neither. Tell me Elwood, how is it that you can read everyone around you so well but then again not?"

Elwood: "I am afraid that I do not understand."

Draco: "Ok here is an example. You said you know all about me and everything I ever felt. But there is a woman madly in love with you and you haven't a freggin clue!"

Hermione: "Draco! What are you talking about?" She had forgotten Glitter's little crush on Elwood due to everything else that was going on around them.

Elwood: "Yes do enlighten me, please."

Draco: "Fine I will...Elwood, Glitter is in love with you! She is so shy she can't bring herself to tell you and if you were paying any attention to her, you would have seen the way she looks at you, how she moves closer to you when you're talking or how she glows when ever you're brought up in a conversion! For heaven sake man! The girl is head over heels in love with you and you haven't the faintest idea, but YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT ME! Come on what is wrong with this picture?"

At Draco's word, the elf before them turned a deep shade of red. He really didn't know Glitter had a thing for him and now he didn't know what to say. A voice, though, saved him from being embarrassed any further.

Glitter: "Elwood are you down there?" He cleared his throat before answering her. He was still a very deep shade of red.

Elwood: "Yes, Glitter what is it?"

Rudolf: "It is time to get them married so we can go. I brought a dress. Now get you gods loving ass up here and let's do this thing!"

End of flashback

Hermione smiled at Elwood as she saw him reach out and take Glitters hand. It was obvious now that the elf had the same feelings for the fairy and was blinded by his own love.

She looked over at her husband. It had been a lovely wedding. The dress Rudolf gave her was red, but not bright and shiny. It had been long and simple. In a word it was the most elegant dress she had ever seen. She sighed, thinking about how her life as Miss. Hermione Malfoy.

"You ok, love?" Draco asked as he moved closer to her smiling away as if he hadn't a care in the world. She kissed him and whispered that she had never been happier in her whole life. He kissed her deeply.

"DRACO!" Rudolf called further up the path they were walking. Draco sighed and looked up the path.

"Sam, Mark you two keep my wife safe while I am away. Ok?" The two brothers came to stand on either side of her, nodding their heads as Draco took off up the path. Hermione wondered why Rudolf could possibly want Draco now.

"So Hermione are you two going to fuck like bunnies tonight?" Mark asked her with a smile on his face.

"You better believe it!" She giggled as the two werewolves stopped dead in their tracks.

"Ew.. I got a picture in my head that I soooo didn't want to see!" Sam spat out. The three laughed as Elwood looked back over his shoulder and gave them a look that could only be described as cheeky.

Draco POV:

Draco had been talking to Rudolf in his mind, hoping to get the vampire off his back, when he heard his love sigh. As he spoke to her, he and Rudolf fought in his head.

'What makes a man a man is his member.' Rudolf's voice echoed in Draco's head.

'No, it's the love of a good woman Rudolf...So I guess your...'

'I… what boy? You dare to tease your master?'

'You're not my master! I am not going to be your blood slut Rudolf! I'll feed you when I feel like..."

"DRACO!" Rudolf yelled out of anger as Draco was being told to get his pale ass up to the vampires side at once or this trip was over. He told the werewolf twins to keep his wife safe and ran off. As he got to Rudolf he could see that this wasn't going to be funny.

"You will be my blood slut, as you put it, or there will be hell to pay. And tonight I want to feed."

A/N: Sorry but I got two stories that I am writing...I will make the next one longer I swear!

Beta Note: Also I'm sorry guys that I'm taking a while fixing up these chapters. School just started and of course teachers seem to think that a pile of homework is funny…I don't know…but I'll work as hard as I can to fix them up and send them back to our lovely, talented author