A/N: Here is a short little chapter until I can post a better one. Also, a shout out to my friend! You know who you are!

Dear FanFiction,

There are a lot of these stories about me being a "princess" with Annabeth, Katie, and Piper. First off, no. Just no. I won't wear any of your stupid dresses and marry Nico or anybody else.

Sincerely, Thalia Grace