Shinigami Letters

by xkilluas

Find out what happens when Shinigami, and former Shinigami send ridiculous and raging letters to each other. Rated T for swearing and inappropriate talk.

21. Chapter 21

Dear Momo,

Due to his constant sobbing and death threats from Rangiku,

I'm sending your boyfriend back in a package.

But, if you don't mind please follow these rules if you wish to stay alive.

1. Do not come to Las Noches.

2. Do not breath near Las Noches.

3. Do not come within 7000 feet of Captain Aizen.

4. Do not think of Captain Aizen.

5. Do not look at Captain Aizen.

6. And, do not send anymore irritating letters to Captain Aizen because he will not answer you back.

I'm tired of Captain Aizen dumping all of his fangirl problems on me, and I'm not in the mood to be on night guard to make sure you don't come and sneak inside the palace again.

Sincerly,

you're very lovely Gin.

P.S. Tell Rangiku that there's no need for her to rip my head off and feed it to Captain Komamura as a doggy treat