Ironic 21

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Notes-

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"Aw hello no, not here," I complained. I was staring at the three story mansion. It had tan stone bricks and glass windows. It was a beautiful lawn that consists of rare flowers and elegant Sakura (cherry blossom) Trees. It was the one and only…Uchia mansion.

"No, no, it couldn't be it. I never saw him on the bus." I kept saying to myself. Naruto's house was only a couple blocks away so I decided to go over to his house. Just to make sure what family Mother was talking about was this one. It was a beautiful house, but this is not a nice family. Only Maye is.

While I was walking towards Naruto's house I realized what Maye said over the phone.

"Oh! Itachi-san said something about another present coming in a while. I wonder what it is. I am so excited!"

Maybe that was Itachi's present. Me living with them… How bizarre. But it didn't matter right now.

While I was walking I was singing to myself. It was the lyrics to the high school song. Then I moved on to the abusive song. I was thinking of new lyrics,

"Say good-bye to Mr. Right,

Lock the door,

Turn off the light,

Uh…pack your suitcase,

Leave this place. Hmm…doesn't sound that right. What rhymes with suitcase." I thought about it for a while and decided to give up, "What else is with suitcase? Oh! Bags…what rhymes with bags? Tags, Lags, Mages…what…that isn't even a word." I started singing again, "Turn off the light,

Pack your bags,

Leave this trap. Ha! I am such a genius. Nymph and Chi will be so proud of me." A gust of wind came. The cold stung my bare legs.

ZzZ

I found Naruto's house and walked up to the door. The color was a creamy white. I took out a deep breath and knocked on the door. Moments pasted and he didn't answer. Maybe he wasn't home yet. Despair ran through my blood stream. I gulped, trying one more time to knock on the door. In a few seconds the door flew open. There stood Naruto, still in his uniform.

"Hey Ai, I saw you in my Health and Science class and never had time to say hello and welcome back." Naruto said once he saw a good picture of me. I smiled warmly at him.

"Hey Naruto-kun," I greeted back, "Can I borrow your phone please? I have to call my step-mom." He simply nodded and moved over a little bit so I can come in. I walked into the house. It looked exactly the same, so I knew where the kitchen was. I went into the kitchen that needed some cleaning. It lacks a women's touch.

I picked up the white cordless phone and dialed some numbers. It rang a couple of times and some one on the other end picked up.

"-Yawn- Mochimochi?" the teen boy's voice asked. I groaned.

"Haku," I complained, "Get off your lazy ass and give the phone to Mom."

"Hai, Hai," I heard him say, sounding really bored and tired. I started tapping my foot, waiting for Mom to pick up the phone.

"Hello?" a women's voice asked. I was really to scream at her, but I decided to keep cool and calm.

"Mom, what is the last name of the family you sent me too?" I asked her, really trying to hold back my frustration but it showed by the way I talked.

"Didn't you find out already?"

"I did, I just wanted to see if it was true or not. Why would you send me to live with the Uchia's?"

"What is wrong with them? You don't like them? I talked to the oldest one. He was very nice."

/Yeah, he is only nice to people who are older then him/ I slapped my forehead with my right hand.

"Mom, I never told you this, but I had a boyfriend." I said to her. She giggled.

"I know, you told me that."

"But the boy, Sasuke, -sigh-, his last name is Uchia and he lives in the house you sent me to. Do you get that? Sasuke is my ex. Alright? Living in the same house with him is a really bad thing."

"Oops. Sorry honey," she said. I could feel her emotions, she felt sadness and guilt. I nervously laughed.

"It's okay Mom, I mean, my best friend lives there too. I will hang out with her most of the time."

"Good, because all of your stuff is there," I gasped at her statement.

"Really," I questioned, "All there?"

"Yep, love you hun," I nodded.

"Love you too Mom," I hung up the phone and threw out a sigh. Naruto was leaning up against the kitchen wall. I looked over at him, his crystal eyes looked at me in worry. I just plainly smiled at him.

"I guess you are living with the Uchia's now?" Naruto asked me. I nodded at him.

"Yep, sadly…" I let out another sigh, "Well, I guess I could look on the bright side. I will be with Maye."

"And I guess you will be borrowing my bike." My eyes glittered.

"Oh thank you Naruto-kun," he chuckled. We walked into his garage and he pulled out the black bike I liked. I gasped and jumped on it.

"See you tomorrow in Health…right?" he asked me. I nodded happily at him.

"Hai," I yelled with joy. He chuckled again at my weird antics. I knew I should have gone out with him. I slouched in my bike seat. I knew I shouldn't have gone out with that Sasuke.

"Ja ne," he said as I started riding his bike down his drive way.

While I was riding my bike I was thinking. How could I live with my ex-boyfriend? Sakura's boyfriend? It was unbelievable.

ZzZ

I got to the mansion and placed my bike on the side of the house where I saw three other bikes. I wondered if Maye or Sasuke take the bus or do they only ride their bike? Well, I hardly doubt it; I mean…the bus ride was twenty minutes long.

I went up to the door and gulped. I couldn't believe I was doing this but I knocked on the light wooden door.

The door opened. G obviously answered it.

"Welcome Miss Ai." G greeted. I laughed nervously.

"Aw G, don't call me Miss Ai." I said to him.

"Then what would I call you." I pondered at this. I laughed, knowing what I wanted him to call me. My laughter faded and I smiled at him.

"Your royal highness will do." I mocked. G chuckled. Then he moved out of the way so I could come in.

"May I have your backpack your royal highness?" he asked me. I started laughing. My laughter rang through the halls and I immediately stopped. It turned into a chuckle. I couldn't believe he called me that. But I shook my head.

"No thanks G, I am fine. Where is my room?" I asked as I looked around the big, vast hallway.

"You room is on the third floor, second door to the right in the third hallway." G instructed me. I nodded and decided to head up the stairs.

While I was walking I noticed a female maid dusting.

"Hello," I rang. She jumped a little to look at me. She was old, had grey hair that was pulled into a tight bun. Her brown eyes looked lonely. I wondered if she ever lost some one important.

"Hello," she said back and started dusting again.

"What is your name?" I asked her. She stopped again and looked at me one more time. She let out a warm smile.

"Marion ma'am," She told me. I giggled.

"Aw, don't call me ma'am Marion. Just call me Ai. Or like G does, you're royal highness. I know. It is hot." I put my hands up in the air. Marion laughed quietly. It sounded like it belonged to a mouse.

"Are you friends with Master Itachi or Sasuke? Or are you friends with Miss Maye? Since I have seen a beautiful girl walking around but she was with Master Sasuke." Marion told me. I gasped.

/Sakura was in this house/

I smiled at her.

"Well Marion, you are looking at a new girl in the house hold." She smiled back at me.

"It is very nice to meet you," she bowed slightly, "Miss- oops" she giggled a little, "I mean your royal highness."

We both giggled.

"Well, I have to get to my room. Third story, third hallway, second door on the right, you know…come if you want to chat," with that, I walked away and up to my new room.

ZzZ

When I opened up the door I noticed that my room was white but it didn't matter. I had a king sized canopy bed with black eiderdown. I had my own laptop that was placed on a wooden desk at the far right end of the room. My dresser was filled with my original clothes. But I never knew why I needed them. I was going to be wearing my uniform most of the time anyway. A bathroom door was in my room…neat! I had my own bathroom.

I placed my backpack on my bed and started doing my home work.

ZzZ

I was reading till I heard a buzz in my room. I looked around but couldn't think of where it came from. I went back to reading my book 'Twilight'. The buzzing noise came again. I jumped up, and stood on my bed. I searched around, thinking it was a bee or some sort. The buzzing noise came again. It was whinny and nasally, it couldn't be a bed. I searched under my bed and through my dresser. I still couldn't figure out where that noise could be coming from. The loud noise came again. It was coming from a near the door.

I looked up at the door to notice an intercom. I sweatdrop.

/How could I have not seen that/

I pressed the talk button.

"Um…hello…?" I said as I sounded very nervous. Since I haven't answered in about five minutes…

"Why in hell's name didn't you pick up?" a male's voice boom. I jumped a little. Then I laughed nervously. I had to make up some lame excuse to get out of this.

"I had to go to the bathroom." I lied. I heard Itachi sigh in frustration.

"Come down, it is time to eat."

"Alright," I said, "I will be down in 1." I grabbed clothes in my dresser and quickly got dressed into a red baggy sweatshirt and dark navy blue jeans along with my black sneakers. I left my hair down but put on my vibrant colors scarf around my neck. The diamond bracelet was on my right wrist and Haku's present was on my left wrist which indicated that I was in a really crappy mood. Which I was, I was living with my ex-boyfriend!

I rushed down the many flights of stairs and went into the dinning room. Everyone looked up at me.

Maye gasped as she went up to me and gave me a bear hug.

"Ai-san, what are you doing here?" Maye asked me. I looked at Itachi in confusion but he didn't look up and ate his dinner.

"Um…" I said trying to think of something to say, "Surprise," I sang. Itachi looked up at me.

"Merry Christmas Maye-kun," Itachi said. Maye shot around to look at her brother.

"What?" she asked, sounding a little confused.

"This is the big present I told you, you had to wait a while to get." Itachi explained.

"What? You are giving me Ai-san?" my eyes widened. What is going on here? Itachi chuckled.

"No baka, Ai will be living with us from now on."

"Wahoo," Maye screamed as she gave me another bear hug. Sasuke sip out his drink.

"You must be joking me," Sasuke said as he looked at his eldest brother. His brother smirked at him.

"Nope Sasuke, she lives on the third floor." Itachi said to him. I smiled at Sasuke.

"Yep, third hallway, second door on the right," I reminded everyone.

ZzZ

I was up in my room when there was a knock on my door. I was confused as I looked at my alarm clock. It read: 1:23 AM.

/Why am I still up/

I got odd my bed and dragged my feet on my white carpet. I opened up my door to notice Marion. I yawn. She gasped.

"I'm sorry royal highness for waking you," Marion said to me. I chuckled. I couldn't believe people were calling me that. Did they know I was just joking?

"It's okay. I wasn't really sleeping anyway. What are you here for?" I asked her. She just stared at me. Her eyes were emotionless.

"I wanted to talk,"

ZzZ

"Huh?" I asked her. She simply nodded yes.

"Yes my dear," she answered me. I rubbed my eyes to see if I was dreaming.

"Why would they be that cruel?" she simply shook her head. She gazed off to the right side of my room where my lap top lied.

"I don't know. Maybe all Uchia's are rude." I slammed my hands on my bed since we sat there any way.

"Not all Uchia's are like that! Maye is extremely nice and would hurt a fly."

"I know dear. But Master Itachi and Sasuke are cruel and so were their parents. Their mother was a little nice."

"Are you kidding?"

"No dear. After my husband died they still wouldn't let me have a day off. Even for my husband's funeral." I could see she was on the verge of crying. I quickly got up and went into my blue colored bathroom. I grabbed a couple of rolls of toilet paper and went back to the black colored bed. She laughed as she grabbed the toilet paper from me.

"Are you okay?" she just nodded at me as she whipped away some tears that were escaping her eyes.

ZzZ

I fell asleep about three in the morning. Marion left around two but I couldn't get the things she said to me out of my mind. It was crazy of what I just learned.

When my alarm clock went off at six thirty AM I shot out of bed and grabbed my uniform. I went into my bathroom and took a shower. The hot water helped clear my thoughts. When I got out of the shower I dried my self and placed my hair in a high pony tail. Then I placed my pink uniform on. I brushed my teeth and went out of my room.

When I got down stairs Maye was in her school uniform. I wished I had her uniform. It looked so much better then Konoha High.

It was white long sleeve collar button up shirt with a grey long cut vest. Along with a knee length grey shirt with knee high white socks. It was all top off with a pink fleece thin jacket and black dress shoes. Her hair was up in pig tails. She looked up and smiled at me.

"Hey Ai-san," she said cheerfully to me. I smiled back.

"Ohayo Maye-chan." I greeted, "What are you doing up so early?"

"Oh! Well, I usually get up at this time. I know, my bus doesn't come for an hour but still." She explained to me. I just nodded and headed out the door.

I stood where the bus dropped me off yesterday. A couple of people were already waiting. Sasuke was one of them. I waved slightly to him but he looked away, acting like he never noticed me.

I got a good seat on the bus since about ten people wanted me to sit next to them. I sat next to this girl who complimented me on the bus before. Her name was Sachi. I realized that name from Nymph's schedule. Nymph sat with them at lunch. Sachi offered for me to it next to her at lunch but I declined it and told her why. I had lunch detention.

ZzZ

First period went by incredibly fast since we played yarn ball with Kakashi's class. I got Sakura out three times while she got me out once. Gai-sensei kept saying how his class is better and Kakashi ignored it by going 'what?' 'Huh?' 'Did you say something?'

When class was over Sakura and I quickly said good bye to each other so I could make it to second period in time since it was on the third floor.

When I went into the classroom Ibiki-sensei wasn't there. I sat in my usual seat and opened to a clean page in my red binder.

A senior went up to me. He had blonde hair with black streaks and leaf green eyes.

"You are freshmen, aren't you?" he teen boy asked me. I simply nodded at him.

"Yeah…why do you ask?" I asked back to him. He just smirked.

"You think you are so smart aren't you?" I pondered at this to think of a snappy comment to give back at him. I thought of a lame one, but it was the only thing I could think of at the moment.

"I don't think I am smart, I know I am smart since I am the same class as you and I am probably 4 years younger then you."

"What did you say bitch?" he asked angrily at me. I just looked at him as if he was annoying the crap out of me.

"Don't you have to get AIDS from your boyfriend or something?" I asked angrily at him.

"Hey…! Did you just call me gay?" a bunch of student looked at us. I couldn't believe I am always the one to drag attention.

"I dunno, you could be bi," I looked over at Sasuke who was smirking. I bet he remembers that joke from the first time I was here. But his was a little different.

"Okay class, get into your seats." A voice boomed through the class room. Everyone quickly sat down in their seats.

Class went on.

"Now only someone who is out of collage can answer this. I will give extra credit to who would ever answer this." Ibiki-sensei said to the class. He took a deep breath and gave out the equation,

"(sphere) x2 + y2 + z2 25,
(plane) a y2,
(point) A (3, 4, 0)
ABDiameter
ABÇaM
Find MB:AM."

I started writing on my piece of paper.

/What is it Rin/

3

I quickly raised my hand.

"Yes Coddington," Ibiki-sensei said.

"MB:AM equals 3," I answered confidently. Ibiki shook a little.

"Coddington, you got that answer in ten seconds."

/Oops, maybe I should have waited a while/

Nice job

I laughed nervously. This couldn't be happening.

"Um…sure…lets go with that." I said to him.

"That shows signs of a genius. I will give you another one: In a triangular pyramid, ABCD is a plane cut through the centers of sides BC, DC and AB. What is the ratio of the two volumes created?"

/Rin…/

1

"Um…1…" I said. Everyone gasped.

"You said that in three seconds. How could you do that?" A student asked. I shrugged.

"I am just really smart." I joked. Ibiki went to the white phone on the wall. He dialed in one digit.

"Hello, Mr. Mayer." Ibiki said. My eyes widened.

/Aw crap, that is the principal/

"Yes, we have some one who can suppress an Uchia. –Silence- Yes, three seconds. –Silence- Scientist level. Yes, out of collage. Right, bye," he hung up the phone. All students glared at me, Sasuke threw one of his death glares, "Coddington! Go to the front office now!" Ibiki ordered. I gulped as I stood up and walked out of the room…

Sorry it was short; I have to go to school! Damn, I have a writing project due in about three hours and I never started it. I did it all for you guys. T.T, I am screwed!