Frankenstein
By Mary Shelley
Robert Walton: Dear Margaret, we picked up this guy off the ice. He told us his crazy life story.
Victor Frankenstein: This man that I am creating out of corpse parts shall be a thing of beauty!
(It's NOT.)
Victor Frankenstein: AAAHHH!!! It's hideous!!!
(Rejects the monster. The monster KILLS everyone close to Frankenstein in REVENGE.)
Frankenstein's Monster: I didn't ask to be born!!!
THE END