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A/N: Wow, it's been a long time! I want to thank all of you who have read and commented on this. Good times, good times.
Stupid Harry Potter Stories: Um… I really don't know what this is.
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Luna Lovegood was skipping down the hallway when she ran into Harry, Ron and Hermione.
"Hello my spanking friends," she greets.
"LUNA! I hate you! You are a crazy person!" yells Hermione, who now leaves this chapter. Wave bye bye to Hermione!
Luna shrugs.
"Hey Luna? Luna, please look at me? I need attention! I'm the sidekick! I need attention!" says Ron. Luna just ignores Ron.
"So Harry, what 'ca doin'?" asks Luna.
"I'm bored, I wanna kill something."
"Kill Ron, he's nothing anyway," says Luna.
Harry looks brighter. "Ok! AVADA KAVADA!" And with that, Ron is no more in this chappie. Wave bye bye to Ron!
"What do you want to do now Harry?"
"Hm…" Harry thinks. "Let's go bug Snape!"
"Okay!" So they go and search the whole castle for Snape.
"Snape's not in the castle," says Harry, stomping his foot. "I need a detention, or I will go back into my depression!"
"Let's check the grounds!" suggests Luna.
"Yeah!"
So, they run outside and check the grounds. They even checked the forest, until Luna got scared by a Crumpled-Horn Snortlack. Finally, they checked the Whomping Willow. And that's where they found him.
"Oh Willow!" cried an anguished Snape. "If only you were human! Then our love could be accepted!"
Harry and Luna looked at each other. They decided to back off slowly.