A classic prank. Nuff' said. XD

On the KuroFai Comm in Livejournal: Team Angst won. Dang. XD But give a huge thank you to Uakari who scored the highest for the fluff! Read her stories! DO IT. XD

Enjoy~! ^_^

Not Funny!

"Kurogane-sensei."

The gym teacher looked up from his newspaper with a bored look. "What?"

Yuuko smirked. "There's a huge package for you in your office. I just told the guys delivering it to take it there."

Sighing, Kurogane placed the newspaper on the table and stood up. "Fine. I'll see who the hell sent me that package." With a glare directed at the chairman, he walked out of the teachers' lounge.

The chairman waved happily as the man walked down the hallway. Then a playful smile came across her face. Reaching into her pocket, she took out a small walkie-talkie and pressed a big red button.

"The big dog is on his way to the doghouse."

Yuui was looking through some papers as he was strolling down the hallway. He smiled as he took out a pen and mark a 100 on it. Watanuki really was his prized student. He then looked up and smile as the gym teacher was coming his way. "Oh good afternoon, Kurogane."

Kurogane grunted as he stopped just in front of the cooking. "Hey."

"How was that bento I made for you? Was it okay?" Yuui asked.

"It was good." Kurogane casually said. "The food was good. The damn wrapping though; not so much."

Yuui sighed as he gripped his papers tightly. "Blame brother for that." He then started walking alongside with the gym teacher. "We switch responsibilities every week so naturally it was his turn to wrap the lunches."

Kurogane rolled his eyes. "Just next time no cutesy little puppies for my lunch, okay. Just 'Kurogane's lunch' will be fine."

"…."

"Yeah, I know. The moron wouldn't write my full name even if I freaking begged him to."

The cooking teacher chuckled nervously. "I'm still trying to get him out of that habit."

"And how's that working out?"

"Terribly."

"Figures." Kurogane scoffed.

"Speaking of which, where is brother?" Yuui asked. "I haven't seen him since the beginning of lunch."

"I have no freaking idea." Kurogane shrugged. "The moron can chase some birds like the retarded cat he is."

"Now that's hurtful."

"Not as hurtful as that make-over he did to me that one time I got wasted."

"It wasn't that bad."

"Tell that to my pride, the internet and those e-mails I got from people I don't even know."

The pair stopped at the gym office.

Kurogane grabbed the doorknob and opened the door.

"So why are we here?" Yuui asked.

The gym teacher rolled his eyes. "I don't know why you're here." He ignored the frown sent his way. "But for me, I got some package that's in this room and I got to see who in their damn mind would send me anything."

"It could be from your dad." Yuui suggested. "I mean, he did send you that antique sword last Christmas."

"Yeah, and I got a great use over it." Kurogane responded. "But you already knew that; you and that target mark that's your brother too."

The two walked further into the room and their eyes fell upon a biog but simple brown box that was in the middle of the room. It was a bit worn out, have pieces of tape sticking out and no note; no actual indication of who sent it.

Raising an eyebrow, Kurogane went up to it and placed a hand on the box. "Looks normal. And it doesn't look like the moron didn't do anything to it."

Yuui went up to the box as well and tapped on it gently. "Well, I agree. The box arrived here safe and sound. But the question still stands; where's brother?"

Kurogane shrugged. "Beats the hell out of me."

Suddenly the box moved a bit violently.

The two teachers jump back a bit at the sudden movement.

What the hell?

"Did that box…..just move?" Yuui asked with awe and fear. "Did someone send you a dog or something?"

"…" Kurogane shook his head. "If it was a damn dog it would've barked." He then took a couple steps forward with a wryly look. "Wait…the top looks a bit open."

Yuui then stared at the gym teacher with wide eyes. "Then that means-"

"BOO!"

"AHH!"

"HOLY HELL!"

Popping out of the box was none other than the chemistry; Fai Fluorite. He laughed at the faces he was getting as he leaned on the edge of the box. "Haha~! I got you Kuro-loser! You should have seen your face!"

As the laughter continued, neither the gym teacher nor the chemistry teacher can foresee what was going on the cooking teacher's head.

"What the hell were you in that damn box for?" Kurogane shouted. "And stop freaking laughing! It's not funny!"

Calming down a bit, Fai wiped the tears out of his eyes and settled into the box comfortably. "Oh come now, Kuro-Kuro-sensei, you got to admit; it was a bit amusing." He ignored the growl sent his way as he smiled. "I just wanted to see if I can scare the fearless gym teacher. You're so serious all the time with all that paperwork and not having time to have fun." He then rocked back and forth while inside the box. "So I came up with this." He gestured to the box. "And Yuuko-sensei was more than happy to help~!"

'I knew it was too good to be true.' Kurogane thought angrily. "You almost gave me and your damn brother a heart attack with that stunt." He then sighed. "I knew you were up to something."

Fai laughed. "Don't be such a sore loser. It was all in good fun~!" He then stopped for a moment. "Wait, what do you mean you and my brother?"

Blinking, Kurogane nodded to his left. "Like I said, your brother was here with me because you weren't here with him; right Y-where did he go?"

The two teachers look around the room and found that they are missing one cooking teacher.

"What the…..where the hell did he go?" Kurogane said; feeling very confused.

Fai shrugged. "Maybe he ran away. He does that when we were kids anyway." He slightly smirked. "What a scaredy cat!"

Then there was a clank coming from outside of the room. The two teachers turned their heads and listened.

"Sorry guys." Yuui's voice called out. "I just needed to get something; what with all the excitement." Then a chuckle. "Brother, could you help me? It's a bit heavy."

"Okay~!" Fai hopped out of the box and ran out of the room. "Okay Yuui~! I'm coming over so where's the-"

*SPLAT*

Kurogane blinked before running out the room. He stopped at the scene before him/

There was Yuui; smirking victoriously as he had a pie in his hand which it planted directly on the chemistry teacher's face. Some of the pie was already dripping down onto the floor.

The hallway was silent for a few seconds.

"You know…" Yuui started. "I just love how you think I have to be the goody-two-shoes in the family. I think you forgot who taught me the way of the Fluorite antics." He then let go of the pie and took a few steps back.

It took all of Kurogane's self-control not to laugh.

Fai silently but surely licked his lips that was covered with pie. He then hummed in approval. "Banana-cream pie." He chuckled. "You always made the best desserts."

Kurogane rolled his eyes. "Can we just finish lunch before we teach the brats?"

Fai and Yuui exchanged glances before smiling deviously.

"Only if you give me a big kiss!" Fai cried out.

The gym teacher's face paled. "Fuck. That."

"Oh come now Kurogane." Yuui smirked. "It's just a kiss."

"And you're crazy. No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please~?"

"I said no damn it!"

"Do I have to throw a pie at your face too?"

"Don't you dare."

"I'll do it."

"Yeah, Yuui. DO IT."

"You see, this is why I have to go to therapy every freaking week!"

"Yeah yeah, now how about that kiss, Kurgy-sensei~?"

"ARGH!"

Yuui smiled. "Now I know why I love this school."

END

I do too. XD

Don't forget to review and check out my other stories.

Until Next Time~!