Chris is shown on the Dock of Shame(no duh). "Hello people, and welcome back to Total Drama Return to Wawanakwa! Last time, our campers awoke to a little surprise.*shows campers in the small room* Their challenge was to get off Boney Island with more than half of their team. So, yeah, they went their separate ways.*shows teams running in separate directions* I also left them some presents. The first to receive them were Bliss and Lauren*shows the 2 getting carried away by robots* During all of the chaos, the Screaming Emus split up, and the Killer Apes ran into some gators. *shows the SE's splitting up, and the KA's close encounter* After awhile alot of people were carried back in to the tiny room, including claustrophobic Annalisia. *shows everyone who was kidnapped and Annalisia freaking out* In the end the KA's won and the SE's had to go through the elimination ceremony. Again.*shows KA's victory and SE's defeat* Most of the votes pointed towards Lauren, but what's this? A reward challenge? True, the KA's won themselves a flat screen tv for their day off. Unknown to them, Chef took it all back last night. Heh heh. What are they gonna do today? Find out, right here, on Total. Drama. Return to Wawanakwa!"(Is it me, or are my intro's getting longer and longer?)
*theme song plays, yada, yada, yada*
Chris McLean walks into the Mess Hall. "Mornin kiddies! Are you ready for todays challenge?"
"No." everybody chorused.
"Good. Because today you're going hunting!" everybody's head shot up to look at him.
"Are we hunting bears?"
"Ducks?"
"Birds?"
"Foxes?"
"Wolves?"
"People?" everybody looked strangely at John, who asked the last suggestion.
"Right you are John." Chris said with a smirk.
"WHAT? ! ?"
"Today, you guys are hunting...each other! The Screaming Emus vs. The Killer Apes!"
"What do we get?"
"Tranq. balls?"
"Paint balls?"
"Soccer balls?" everyone looked at John again. He threw his hands in the air.
"What? I was right the first time!" he defended. Chris shook his head.
"None of you are right unless you can get them yourselves."
"Meaning...?" Bliss asked impatiently, she did NOT have a good night. Neither did Lauren.
"Meaning that YOU have to get your weapons! I set up more camera's than usual, so I know if you get attacked or not. And if you do...YOU ARE OUT!"
"Sounds like fun." Annalisia said. Jada nodded.
"Definitely." John and Jeremiah laughed.
"And we'll have fun bringing you down." they said in their British/country accents. The KA girls(the ONLY KA girls) stood up.
"Bring it!"
"We will!" they retorted, also standing. Chris whistled loudly and they stopped arguing.
"You'll battle it out in an hour and a half. When that time comes, the KA's will meet on the Dock of Shame(shall be known as DOS from now on) with Chef, and the SE's will meet at the stage with moi. Remember hour and a half. If you don't show up, you are automatically disqualified from the round. GO!"
"TO MUH CABIN!" Mickey announced. Her and her team ran to the girls cabin of the Killer Apes.
"TO MY CABIN!" Miah also announced. Him and his team ran to the boys cabin of the Screaming Emus.
*KA's*
"So, what do we do?" Rain asked.
"We can make more nasty balloons and i have 4 water guns." Mickey said, pulling out supplies.
"Me and Kelvin can go into the forest and collect dried up mud balls and we can make slingshots." Danny suggested.
"Do I HAVE to?" Kelvin whined. Mickey ignored him.
"Good idea! You go do that." Kelvin and Danny left to make slingshots and get ammo. "Anyone else?"
"I got paint." Rain said "We can fill the water guns with that instead of juice." Jada nodded.
"We ran out of juice anyway." Mickey glared at her.
"No we didn't." she growled. Jada gulped.
"I GOT THIRSTY! I'M SORRY!" Mickey sighed.
"Whatever Jaders, at least we don't have to use plain water. Anyone else?"
*SE's*
"Anyone got any ideas?" Jeremiah asked.
"I got an idea mate, we can sneak into chef's kitchen, grab some slop, and throw it at the others. No need to be fancy." John said.
"I'll come." Eyrik volunteered. John nodded and the 2 left for Chef's kitchen.
"Alrighty. Anyone else?" Miah asked again.
"We could use Bliss and Lauren's cosmetics." Brooke said with a shrug.
"Don't. You. DARE." they growled. Tonia whispered something in their ears and they reluctantly nodded. Tonia smiled.
"Brooke, come with?" Brooke stood.
"Okay Tonia." they left.
"What else?"
"I dono, water balloons?" Lauren said. Deacon patted her back.
"For once, you're actually helpful Ms. Snooty." she growled at him. He winked at her.
"Where do we get water balloons?" Troy asked.
"Who said we need balloons? As log as it's something that holds water and can be thrown and breaks on contact..." Deacon said.
"I'll get plastic bags that get thrown all over the island!" Troy said.
*an hour 1/2 later...*
The SE's met Chris at the mouth of the forest, and the KA's met Chef at the DOS.(everything in bold is Chef, everything in italics is Chris, and the regular is campers)
"Alrighty campers, you will go out there and DESTROY those Killer Apes!"
"Alright you maggots! You will go out there and you will show no mercy! You will tear those guys to shreds!"
"Um, Chef, THIS IS A GAME YOU PSYCHO!" Mickey shouted.
"SILENCE MAGGOT!"
"You and I will will prove to Chef, THAT WE ARE BETTER THAN THE KA'S!"
"I already knew we were better than those losers." Bliss said.
"That's the spirit!"
"Now go in there-"
"-and prove to them-"
"-that your team-"
"-can win this challenge-"
"-AND THE GAME!"
"SO MOVE IT PEOPLE!"(That was both of them, in case you couldn't guess what boldly italicized meant)
The Screaming Emus and the Killer Apes split up.
*Bliss and Lauren, Cabins*
"They're too stupid to look for us here." Bliss chuckled.
"Yes, but we should keep our voices down, just in case." Lauren agreed.
"Of course."
*Jada and Jason, Mess Hall*
"Stop following me!" Jada whisper-yelled. Jason smirked.
"Why?" he whispered in her ear. Of course, this was just a plan to make her screw up, even if she's on his team, and possibly, make Rain upset. Jada blushed.
"Because you're annoying and I hate you."
"You didn't hate me the first day." he smirked. Jada blushed harder.
Confessional:
Jada: i hate this boy i hate this boy i hate this boy i hate this boy...
Jason: If I can make her screw up, it's bye bye Jaders. *chuckles*
"Look at me Jada." he turned her around. She couldn't help but stare, just like on day one. They just stared at each other, Jason's smirk getting bigger by the second. She smacked him.
"OW! Goddammit Jada!"
"Don't do that to me ever again!" she walked away from him. As Jada searched the place, he heard footsteps behind him. They turned and saw...Eyrik. He stared at them, a bucket of mud in his hand.
"Eyrik..." Jason said warningly. Eyrik dumped the bucket of mud on him. Chris appeared out of nowhere.
"OUT!" Jason growled and threw his water gun on the floor. Eyrik picked it up.
"YOU IDIOT!" Jada screamed at Jason. Eyrik and Jada stared at each other. This should be fun...
*John and Jeremiah, Forest*
The two boys sat in a tree, awaiting their first victim. They carried a pot-full of Chef's...um-what the hell was it anyway? Oh well, they were waiting to pour it on a passer-by. As if on cue, Danny and Orion walked by, just as they were about to pour it on them...
"Don't you even think about it." they looked to their left and saw Mickey, with a HUGE water gun. Full of purple paint.
"Now, now, Mickey, no need ta be nasty." Jeremiah said. Mickey winked.
"Of course there is." and shot him. John jumped out of the tree and landed on Orion.
"Uhhh, what?" Danny said confused as Orion groaned in pain.
"RUN JOHN!" Jeremiah yelled as Mickey climbed down the tree. John jumped up and began to run. Mickey kneeled on the ground, closed one eye, and shot. It just missed him.
"CRAP!" Chef appeared out of nowhere.
"Country maggot! YOU'RE OUT!" he dragged Jeremiah away.(poor maggot...)
"Wow, um, did I miss something here?" Danny asked.
"Yes, I just saved you two. NOW GO GET TROY!" Mickey shouted while running after John.
*Tonia and Brooke, Beach*
Tonia and Brooke were back to back on the beach.
"How long have we been standing like this?" Tonia asked.
"Approximately 10 minutes." Brooke responded to her best friend. All of a sudden, a red dot flew past Brooke's face. She looked to her left and saw...Kelvin. He smirked and began shooting them. They spread out and ducked behind rocks. Tonia was breathing heavily. A blue dot appeared in the sand next to her. She looked in the the tree closest to her, and saw Ren.
"Oh man..." she mumbled and ran. Blue globs of paint were shot at her, and red globs of paint at Brooke. They got out their water bags and began throwing them at the boys.
"This is the last one." Brooke whispered as the two ducked behind a large rock. Tonia took it and jumped up, the boys fired at her and she threw the water bag at Kelvin. She got hit with the paint, but he got splashed with the water. Chef and Chris came out of nowhere again.
"OUT!" they said. Chris pulled Kelvin away, and Chef pulled Tonia away. Brooke ran for her cabin, and Ren sped off behind her. She opened her cabin door and barricaded it with her body. She saw Bliss and Lauren.
"YOU LED THEM HERE! ? !" Bliss shouted angrily.
"It's only Ren! Uh, gimme your nail polish!"
"NO!" the two cried simultaneously.
"If you don't give me your ugliest color now! WE ARE GONNA BE DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE I CAN'T HOLD THIS DOOR CLOSED FOREVER!" Bliss and Lauren were shocked by Brooke's outburst. As was Brooke herself. She never yells like that. "Please! And your perfume too!" they looked at each other and tossed her green nail polish and an almost empty bottle of perfume. Brooke dumped the nail polish in the perfume and shook it, then she stepped to the side of the door and let Ren barge in. He shot Bliss, but then Brooke tapped his shoulder. he turned and she threw nail polish-fume in his face.
"You're out." she giggled. Chris came in and dragged him away, while Chef came in and dragged Bliss away.
"NOT FAIR!" she screamed.
*back w/ Jada and Eyrik*
Jada knocked one table over to shelter herself from the green paint that she was getting bombarded by. Eyrik knock over the other to protect himself from the nasty balloons he was getting attacked by. Neither got hit, and it's been, what, 25 minutes? Suddenly, Eyrik stopped fighting.
"Give up?" Jada called, breathless. No answer. "Figures." she mumbled. She stood up and creeped silently towards the fallen table. "Where is he?" she wondered aloud. She heard someone clear their throat. She turned and got shot 3 times in the stomach. She stared wide eyed at Eyrik.
"How the heck did you do that?" he shrugged. Chris came and took her away saying:
"Yoooooou're out!" Eyrik left the mess hall to hunt down his next victim.(ppl left: SE's-John,Lauren,Brooke,Deacon,Eyrik,Troy, KA's-Rain,Mickey,D.P,Ori This looks not too good for the KA's...)
*Deacon and Troy, Lake*
"Why are you following me?" Troy asked, annoyed.
"Because you seem tough and know what you're doing. Besides, all I got is a shampoo and conditioner bottle filled with, stuff that's not shampoo and conditioner."(Bliss and Lauren left the 'strange mixture' in the bottles)
"I got a lipstick spear!" Troy shouted, exasperated. It was true, they gave him a long, sturdy stick and tied Bliss's red lipstick to it. They heard voices.
"Quick in the tree!" Deacon whispered. They climbed in a tree and saw...Mickey chasing John.
"Oh wow." Troy said with a smirk. Mickey began a rapid fire attack on John, and shot him.
"HAHA! TAKE THAT BRIT BOY!"
"SHUT UP YA PRISSY PUNK!" they stuck their tongue's out at each other as Chef dragged John away.(the insults were just for fun, they were kidding, they're still friends) Mickey smiled to herself and picked up the water bag John dropped. All of a sudden, she saw something coming at her and jumped back as a lipstick spear stabbed the ground was just standing on. She glared in the trees.
"Bring it." she said with a smirk. Troy(with his ninja moves) jumped out of the tree and landed perfectly. Deacon sorta jumped perfectly...he fell over. Mickey took this opportunity to shot him. And score!
"You little-"
"Uh,uh,uh, no cursing Deacon." Mickey said with a smirk. Troy began launching water bags with his slingshot. All missing the target. Mickey threw the one water balloon, missed and began firing. (Deacon got dragged away) Suddenly, a green dot appeared in the bark beside Annalisia's head. She looked and saw...Eyrik.
"Aw crap." she ran. The 2 boys were right behind her, Eyrik was closing in. She jumped to the side as Eyrik shot at her again. Troy got his lipstick spear again and threw it. He just missed.
"This sucks, this sucks, this sucks, this-OW!" she bumped into someone. She looked up and saw...Brooke and Lauren. "You have GOT to be kidding me!"
"Nope." Lauren said with a smirk. Eyrik and Troy stood behind her.
"Now that's not fair." someone said. All 4 of them turned around and Mickey took this opportunity to climb the tree. Standing behind the 4, was Rain, Orion, and Danny.
"Why hello there." Troy said. Orion and Danny took Ren and Kelvin's paintball gun, and Rain had some nasty balloons and a slingshot.
"I need a weapon!" Lauren shouted. Troy handed her the lipstick spear. "Thank you." Mickey jumped from her tree and landed semi-perfectly in front of the 3 boys.
"Ready..." 3 of them cocked their guns and Rain got his slingshot in postion. "Set..." they all aimed.
"Mickey wait!" Brooke pleaded.
"What?"
"Wanna sign a treaty?"
"FIRE! ! ! ! !" The 4 fired their weapons upon the Screaming Emus.(reminds me of the Boston Massacre...) When they stopped, Danny noticed something.
"Where is Eyrik?" Suddenly, flashes of green rained down from the tree, covering Mickey, D.P, Ori, and Rain in green paint.
"WE WERE SO CLOSE!" Mickey screamed. Eyrik jumped down from the tree. He smirked for a second. "I saw that!" mickey shouted. Chris and Chef appeared out of nowhere.
"Good job Eyrik!" Chris said.
"YOU MAGGOTS! YOU SUCK!" he got blasted with multi-colored ammo. Chef stomped away, very VERY upset.
"Killer Apes, go tell your team that I'll be seeing YOU GUYS at tonights bonfire. Screaming Emus, uh, good job and, uh, go shower."
Blasted Eyrik! So fantastic with a gun! Grrrrrr... anywayz...VOTE 4 WHO U WANNA SEE GO BYE-BYE! ON PM! Remember, Killer Apes LOST.