Hello everyone! I am back with another chapter! Now, before I start this chapter, there are a few things I want to talk about.

I am going to be ending school in a bit and I won't have internet access until next year. Main reason is because I don't have a computer with internet access where I live, since me and my family do things online in our phones, so that sucks. Also, I need to update my other stories, since I am focus on this story and my Kingdom Hearts story. So I will take a break from those two to do my Bioshock/Fallout story and my Disney University story. So sorry about that.

And there other thing, I am re-writing some previous chapters so that I can fix some grammar on them. It's just the last two chapters, so if you have problems with the story or something is wrong, now you know.

Also, I decided to do something fun for Blackheart in this story. I don't want to spoil anything, but this chapter will be the beginning of that.

Anyways, let us begin!

Chapter 16

It was Sunday on a sunny day in the city of Vale. The people were in a good mood, businesses were doing great and everyone was excited for the Vytal Festival. However, walking along the sidewalks were Sheeva and Sephiroth, and they were walking towards a store called Tukson's Book Trade. Once they made it into the store, the two of them proceeded inside. Once they were inside, they saw the place filled with books. While Sephiroth looked at a pile of books, Sheeva walked up to the front counter and rang the bell. A few seconds later, a voice from the back room said "Be right there."

Just then, a man carrying two giant piles of book came out with his back turned to them and said "Welcome to 'Tukson's Book Trade', home to every book under the sun."

Once he placed the books to the side, he said "How may I…"

But when he saw Sheeva and Sephiroth, he hesitated before saying "How may I help you?"

Sephiroth replied "We are just looking through your store."

"Actually," Sheeva said as she leans on the counter, "I was wondering if you have any copies of 'The Thief and the Butcher'."

"Yes we do," the owner said.

"That's great," Sheeva said in a mock-excitement.

The owner then said "Would you…like a copy?"

"Nope!" Sheeva said, "Oh! Wait! How about 'Violet's Garden', in paperback?"

"He's got that," Sephiroth said, "Along with a hardcover too."

"Wow," Sheeva said, "The options are nice."

While looking through the piles of book, Sephiroth asked "Do you have a copy of the 'Samurai of Passion'?"

The owner then replied "Near the front."

"Oh wait!" Sheeva said, "What about…'Third Crusade'?"

When Sheeva said that, the own started to hesitate and said "Uh…I…Uh…I don't believe we carry that one."

Once he said that, Sephiroth then gave him a deadly glare as Sheeva said "What was this place called again?"

The owner replied "Tukson's Book Trade."

Sheeva then asked "And you're Tukson?"

The man, identified as Tukson, nodded and said "That's right."

"So I take it that you're the one who came up with the catchphrase?" Sheeva asked.

Tukson nodded and said "Yes."

Deciding to speak, Sephiroth said "And can you tell us that catchphrase again?"

Tukson sighed and said "'Tukson's Book Trade', home to every book under the sun."

"Except," Sephiroth said, "'Third Crusade'."

Tukson then said "It's just a catchphrase."

"It is clearly false advertising," Sephiroth said.

Sheeva then narrowed her eyes at Tukson and said "You shouldn't make promises you can't keep, Tukson."

While Sephiroth walked towards the entrance of the store, he began to use the switches on the door to darken the windows. As he was doing that, Sheeva said "I heard that you are planning on leaving all the way to Vacuo. Your brothers and sisters in the White Fang won't be happy to hear that. And neither are we."

Once Sephiroth darkened the last window, Sheeva asked "You know who we are, right?"

Tukson nodded and said "Yes."

"And you know why we're here?" Sheeva asked.

Again, Tukson said "Yes."

When Sephiroth stood behind Sheeva, Sheeva crossed her arms and asked "So…are you going to fight back?"

After a moment of silence, Tukson shouted "YES!"

Just then his fingernails turned into claws and he jumped on the counter. Right before he was about to lung at Sheeva, a LONG blade appeared and pierced right through Tukson's left should and pins him to the wall. When Tukson cried in pain, he looks up and saw Sephiroth with a 7 ft. katana in his right hand. As Tukson was pinned to the wall, he looks over a Sheeva, who pulled out a brown tomahawk, she charged at him and swung her tomahawk across his neck, drenching the walls in Tukson's blood.

Beacon Academy…

In the cafeteria, Blake was sitting in her team's usual table while looking through her notebook. Her eyes were gazing at notes she had taken, along with some drawings she drew. One of them was the White Fang insignia, another was a symbol of rose while the last one was a picture of a man with his back turned with the same rose symbol on his back. As Blake starred at the picture, Yang bumps her shoulder with hers and asked "Whatcha doing?"

Caught by surprise, Blake quickly closed her notebook and said "Nothing, just going over notes from last semester."

Just then, Yang snapped her head to the side and caught a grape in her mouth, which was flung by Nora of Team JNPR, who were in another table. Yang then turns to her and said "Lame."

Sitting in front of Blake, Yang and Weiss, who sat next to Blake's right side, Cinder and Blackheart were eating their meal and Blackheart said "Technically, that is still doing something."

As Blake rolled her eyes, Ruby appeared at the edge of the table and placed a large white binder on the table. When Ruby cleared her throat, she said "Sisters…friends…brother…Weiss…"

"Hey!" Weiss exclaimed.

"Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream," Ruby said like she was making a speech.

Blackheart raised an eyebrow and thought "Did she rip off both Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King Jr.?"

Yang then looks at everyone and said "This oughta be good."

When Yang caught another piece of fruit in her mouth, Ruby said "A dream that one day, the four of us would come together as a team and have the most fun anyone had…ever!"

Cinder then raised an eyebrow and said "If you wanted your team to have a fun day, then why include us?"

Weiss then saw the binder and asked "Did you steal my binder?"

Ruby then held up a peace-sign in each hand and said "I am not a crook."

"What are you talking about?" Blake asked.

Ruby grinned and said "I am talking about kicking off the semester with a bang!"

Yang then smirks and said "I always start my semester with a Yang."

Blackheart slapped his forehead and said "God damnit, Yang."

As she was trying to have others to laugh at her pun, an apple was thrown at her head and a low 'Boooooo' was heard. While Yang got a bit furious, Ruby said "Look guys, it's been two weeks, and between more exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year, our second semester is going to be great! But classes start up tomorrow. Which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events for us!"

Weiss then said "I don't know whether to be proud or scared of what you have planned."

While Yang grabbed the apple that was thrown at her and throws it back, Blake hesitated and said "I don't know…I think I might sit this one out."

Cinder chuckled and said "Don't be like that, you should enjoy your free time with your teammates before the classes start."

"Cinder is right," Weiss said, "We should spend this last day as a team."

Across the table, Nora stood up, grabbed a pie and cried "I got it!"

When she was about to throw the pie, Weiss stood up and said "I say we should…"

Just then Nora threw the pie, but the pie was heading straight for Weiss. Right before the pie was about to collide with Weiss' face, a small vortex-portal appeared in front of her and the pie disappeared into it. When the vortex disappeared, everyone saw this and was in shock.

"What the—!" Ruby cried, "Where did that pie go?!"

Just then, a voice said "What a waste of good pie."

When everyone looked, they saw Kannon holding the pie in his right hand. Curious, Cinder asked "How did you that?"

Kannon gruff and said "Like I tell anyone of you."

He then took out a spork and started to eat he pie while walking away. Once he was gone, Blackheart said "What a jerk."

Ruby sighed and said "He was a bit nicer when I met his team. Why so grumpy?"

Yang said "Who knows."

Getting over what just happened, Weiss points a finger at Nora and cried "I saw that!"

Feeling like a criminal being caught, Nora quickly points at Ren as if he was the one who threw the pie. As Ren shook his head, rushing through the cafeteria, both Mercury and Emerald rushed to Cinder and Blackheart and Mercury said in an excited way "Bro, you are not going to believe what we just found!"

Blackheart and everyone else looked at him and he asked "What did you find, Merc?"

When Mercury pulled his Scroll and typed a few things, he said "I am sending you all the link to the site we just found!"

Once Mercury hit 'send', Blackheart, Cinder, Team RWBY and Team JNPR all received the message and all took out their Scrolls. When they all opened the link that Mercury sent, their eyes widen at the site they were on. It was called 'The Amazing Facts of Jonathan Dragonborn'. Shocked at this, Blackheart cried "What the hell is this?!"

Emerald full-out laughed and said "We were looking at the video we posted between you and Arthur and found this link in the comments area! Apparently, you already have a fan and has created facts about you! Isn't that great?!"

When everyone was looking at the 'facts' of Blackheart, Ren raised an eyebrow and said "Number 26: Jonathan Dragonborn strangled an Ursa moments after birth with his own umbilical cord."

"What?!" Jaune said, "Dude, that's hardcore!"

"Jaune," Pyrrha said, "You do know these aren't true facts, right?"

"Oh!" Ruby cried in surprise, "Number 58: Jonathan's kick is so powerful, he launched a soccer ball into space!"

Weiss huffed and said "Like that would happen."

However, Ruby continued by saying "Which is why part of the moon is shattered!"

Weiss then cried "OH COME ON! THAT ISN'T TRUE!"

Deciding to speak, Blackheart said "So…someone created a site… for me and made up facts about me?"

"At least this one is a bit true," Blake said as she read, "Number 10: Jonathan Dragonborn is so terrifying, he once killed a Chaos Bringer by making it commit suicide."

When she said that, Blackheart laughed and said "Okay, I admit, that one was good."

Nora then said while reading her Scroll "Oh! Number 71: Jonathan beat the sun in a staring contest."

"Looks at this one!" Mercury said, "Number 89: Only Jonathan can count to infinity. Twice."

"That doesn't make sense!" Weiss cried while she looked at her Scroll, "Oh my god! Number 36: When Jonathan does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushed the world down! What the heck?!"

Emerald laughed and said "Number 61: Jonathan sleeps with the nightlight on. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Jonathan Dragonborn."

While reading some facts, Pyrrha raised an eyebrow and said "Number 49: Jonathan Dragonborn can hit you so hard your blood will bleed. Who makes this stuff up?"

All of a sudden, Yang started to laugh hysterically while her face turned red and was almost out of breath. Her laughter caused her to fall to the ground and continued laughing. Curious, Ruby asked "Yang, what is it?"

Shaking her head, Yang continues laughing and said "No…hahahaha…I…hahaha…it's too good!"

"What?" Cinder asked, "What is it?"

While on the floor, Yang held her Scroll to her face and said "Number 69: Jonathan's…hahaha…Jonathan's dick…is so big…even a Black Hole said it was too big for it HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

As she rolled over on her stomach and pounded her right fist to the ground; Blackheart, Cinder, Weiss, Blake, Ruby and Pyrrha all blushed while everyone else laughed out loud. Blackheart looked at the site again and said "Seriously, who made this stuff up?!"

"We don't know," Mercury said while still laughing, "But come on! You have to admit this is cool!"

"A bit," Blackheart said while blushing, "But still! That last one was inappropriate!"

Yang finally got up and said "I take back what I said about your reputation. With this, your reputation will sky-rocket!"

"Oh please!" Weiss said, "As if anyone is willing to believe this!"

Team KVBO…

When Kannon returned to the dorm his team was staying, he looks at his teammates and said "Anything new to report?"

Balenton shook his head and replied "Nope, these students are so secretive about themselves. Heck, I think we can take on all of them."

Near one of the beds, Vaan had his Scroll out and said "Uh…this might be a problem."

Everyone looked at him an Otengui asked "What kind of problem?"

Vaan replied "Well, you know that Jonathan Dragonborn, right?"

When everyone nodded, Vaan said "Well…according to some students in Beacon, they say that Jonathan is so fast, he makes the Speed of Light wished it was faster. Also, he can kick someone so hard, they actually flips backwards six times before falling to the ground. And he can crush a coal into a diamond with one hand."

Raising an eyebrow, Otengui asked "Really? They said that? Have they actually seen him do that?"

Vaan shrugged and said "Hey, if this guy can do these things, who knows what else he can do."

"He could be right," Kannon said, "Like Elsa said, never underestimate your opponents."

Both Sephiroth and Sheeva made it back to the secluded warehouse where the White Fang was loading the Dust into the Bullheads. When they found Roman, who was standing in front of the map of Vale, he turns to them and said in a mock-happiness tone "Oh look, she sent the kids over."

He then walks behind then, wrapped his arms around each of their necks and said "Just like the divorce."

Disgusted, Sheeva removed his arm and said "Get off of me, you jerk."

As Sephiroth removed Roman's arm as well, Roman sighed and said "It was a joke. But this…"

He then held up a piece of paper and said "Might tell me where you two have been."

Shocked, Sheeva looked through her pockets while Roman said "I'm a professional, sweetheart. Be sure to keep up."

But when he looked at the piece of paper, which had the address for Tukson's Book Trade, Roman gave them a serious look and asked "Where did you get this?"

"Wouldn't you like to know," Sephiroth said as he took the piece of paper from Roman.

"Actually, I do," Roman said, "Now, where were you two?"

"Cleaning up your mess apparently," Sheeva said.

"I had that under control," Roman said.

Sephiroth then said "Two packed bags and a ticket out of Vale says otherwise."

Roman gritted his teeth and said "Listen, if it were up to me, I'll have you and your friend here and I will…"

Suddenly, a voice said in a chilling tone "You'll what, Roman?"

Hearing that voice, when Roman, Sheeva and Sephiroth looked up at the platform, they saw Elsa walking towards the lift and started to go down. While Elsa was heading down, Roman gave off a nervous laugh and said "And NOT kill them?"

Once she was on the ground, Elsa started to walk towards him and asked "I thought I made it clear that you would eliminate the would-be runaway."

Roman rubs his head and said "I was going to…"

But Sheeva said "HE was going to escape toe Vacuo. Sephiroth and I took care of the rat."

Sephiroth then looked at her and said "I think he was some sort of cat, actually."

"What?" Sheeva asked, "Like puma?"

Sephiroth shrugged and said "Not sure."

"Quiet, you two," Elsa said as she looked at them, "Didn't I specifically told you not to get your hands dirty while we were in Vale?"

Sheeva sheepishly rubs her head and said "But…I thought…"

"Don't think," Elsa said, "Obey."

Sheeva looks down in shame and said "Won't happen again."

Elsa then looks at Roman and asked "And you, why wasn't this taken care of in the first place?"

Roman just stood there as he said "Uh…eh?"

As he motions the crates of Dust in his right, he said "Eh."

He then motions to the crates on his left before yelling "EH!"

When he spread his arms, motioning to the massive crates of Dust behind him, Roman shouted "Sorry if I was busy stealing every speck of Dust in the kingdom!"

Sheeva snorted and said "You would have time to do other stuff too, you know."

"Look around you, kid," Roman said, "I've got this town running scared! Police camping at every corner, dust prices through the roof, and we're sitting pretty in an old warehouse with more dust crystals, vials and rounds than we know what to do with!"

He then turns to Elsa and said "Speaking of which, if any of you wouldn't mind letting me in on your grand master plan, it might make my next string of robberies go a little smoother."

"Oh Roman," Elsa said as she walked up to Roman and ran her right hand on his cheek, "Have a little faith. You'll know what you need, when you need to know."

As Elsa's eyes glowed blue for a bit, Roman grunted before Elsa saying "Besides, we're done with Dust."

When she turned around and started to walk away, Roman raised an eyebrow and asked "Okay…so now what?"

Elsa the said "We're moving. Have the White Fang clear out this building. I'll send you the details and coordinates tonight."

"Coordinates?" Roman asked.

Elsa turns to him and said "We're proceeding with phase two."

Once she said that, Elsa turns around and, along with Sheeva and Sephiroth, walked away from Roman. As soon as they were gone, they entered a room where Montezuma was meditating on the ground while Batty was hanging upside-down on the ceiling with his Scroll in hand. When Elsa looked at them, she said "Come, you two. It is time for us to go."

Montezuma sighed in relief and said "Thank goodness, I was getting tired of hearing Batty here."

Curious, Sheeva asked "About what?"

Twitching his bat ears, Batty said "About that Dragonborn guy! Do you know he was once bitten by a King Taijitu? A King Taijitu! And after five days of agonizing pain…the Taijitu died!"

Elsa raised an eyebrow and said "Have you seen how giant those Grimm are? How can one bite Mr. Dragonborn and die days later?"

"I know, right?!" Batty said, "Also, he once threw a grenade and killed 50 people…and THEN the grenade exploded!"

"That is obviously a lie," Sephiroth said, "Whoever said these things about him are liars. Anyways, we have to decide which one of us will stay behind while the rest head to Beacon."

"Then count me out!" Batty said as his head twitched a bit, "I am not going to the same place as Dragonborn is!"

"Then it is decided," Montezuma said as he got up, "Elsa, Sheeva, Sephiroth and myself will head there."

Elsa nodded and said "Yes…Team EMSS (Empress) will make their appearance now. Let us head there."

When Montezuma, Sephiroth and Sheeva nodded, the three of them followed Elsa out of the room and left Batty alone. Once they were gone, Batty continued looking at his Scroll until he gasped and said "No way! When Jonathan Dragonborn gives someone the finger, he's telling them how many seconds they get to live! Oh man, I am thankful I am not going!"

Hahaha, what do you guys think? I decided to make Blackheart the Chuck Norris of Remnant! I got that idea when I was watching the Death Battle with Chuck Norris and thought 'It would be funny if Blackheart was like him'. Although some facts are based off of Chuck Norris' facts online, I made up a few and changed some of them so that it would fit into the story. Like I replaced the King Cobra for the King Taijitu. And that whole Black Hole joke, hahaha, I made that one up.

Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and I will see you all soon. Until then, please review!