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Alpha Earth
(Worm/Memoirs Found in a Bathtub)
I fidgeted, not knowing what to say. Sitting with a team of supervillains in Fugly Bob felt surreal.
"So," Brian said, breaking the ice. "You are a double agent?"
I froze in place.
"New blood, huh?" Lisa said, smiling at me. "Makes me feel nostalgic."
Alec snorted. "Yeah, because you are such a veteran. I still remember the time of quadruple agents. Back then, I could actually remember who my real boss was."
"Wait," I said. "You are all... agents?"
"Yep," Lisa said. "I'm septimal. Want me to indoctrinate you in my organization?"
"Which one?"
"Which one would you like?"
AN: A drabble of exactly 100 words because I can't come up with a more substantial idea. Also, I really should reread Memoirs. They are awesome. It's like a novelization of Paranoia done with style and some gravitas.