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Warning: OCC-ness! Actually every chapter IS occ-ness but… -shrugs-
Get Me a Wife
By: Hiki-chan
Naruto's mind wandered to the huge room where kyuubi stayed. His mind was restless, his body was tired.
"Kit?" Kyuubi called, immediately noticing the presence. He kept his red eyes on the young man as the blond slipped through the cage and walked up to him, waiting for kyuubi to accept his presence.
The fox did, immediately wrapping one magnificent, long and thick tail around Naruto and brought his vessel to rest against his warm body, like a mother kit would do for her babies. "Tell me about it, kit?"
"I…" Naruto choked as his arms curled around the same warm fuzzy tail. "I don't want to get hurt again. I don't want him to use me as a--"
"Then that's the question huh?"
"Eh?"
"You have a lot of questions, but one answer will answer all of it."
"The…?"
"Three words."
Naruto tried to make sense where kyuubi was heading before it hit him. Then he put the pieces of the puzzle together and came to realize—
"Yeah… perhaps that would clear things up." Naruto clutched the tail tighter. "But how?"
Kyuubi's reply was almost immediate. "Slowly but surely kit." Kyuubi paused, hearing Naruto's breathing slowly even out. "But I think you should sleep now, you're exhausted."
Naruto closed his eyes as he pulled kyuubi's tail over him like a blanket. "I suppose a nap sounds good…" He mumbled before a soft snoring sound echoed in the cage. Now he was mentally and physically asleep.
Kyuubi sighed, a small puff of fire coming out. A few of his other tails curled protectively Naruto's sleeping figure. He knew Sasuke was half-awake and had heard Naruto. Kyuubi wanted to go out and lecture the brat again, but decided against it. He had promised he wouldn't interfere and he intended to keep it. So he had a soft spot for his kit, so what?!
He sensed the Uchiha brat asleep and sighed again, this time a puff smoke coming out from his mouth. He needed to trust Naruto, and follow Naruto plan that involves healing the Uchiha. A red warm chakra enveloped the Uchiha before it left him.
Satisfied, kyuubi curled and rested his head near Naruto's slumbering form and he too, fell asleep.
-break-
Sasuke woke up from his sleep and turned to his night stand. The clock flashed 5 and he shot up straight. No way! He had slept for… 5 hours?! Probably more!
Where's Naruto?!
Sasuke tried to locate the blonde's chakra signature when his ears picked up the sound of soft breathing noises… at his bed. The Uchiha looked downwards and couldn't help but smile slightly at the sight. Naruto was sleeping with his head rested sideways on his bed. His mouth slightly ajar with a little drool dripping out. His hair was messier than usual and it fell on his adorable face perfectly. His beautiful blue eyes were covered by his long eyelashes that girls will kill to have.
Onyx eyes frowned; Naruto's position must be extremely uncomfortable. The raven-haired got up, he felt much better anyway, went over to Naruto and scooped the blond up bridal style and careful not to wake him, lowered him on gently on his bed. He vaguely wondered why Naruto didn't just sleep in his bed; there was a lot of room.
Pushing that thought aside, he headed to the bathroom and proceeded to splash some water on his face while his thoughts drifted once again.
I can't let you hurt me again… Naruto's voice echoed in his head.
I hate feeling for you like you…
Sasuke may have been half-asleep then, but he could remember Naruto's heartbroken and dejected tone and words so well… like as if it had been imprinted in his mind.
"Naruto…" What did he mean by feelings like this for him? What did he feel? Hatred? Resentment?
Sasuke headed for his bed and gazed at the blond angel on his bed. His hard eyes crumbled and softened. This time, without stopping himself, he leaned over and planted a soft kiss on Naruto's forehead. "Gomen, Naruto."
He quickly moved away when those long eyelashes fluttered
Cerulean eyes slowly opened and blinked the sleep out of his eyes. Naruto wanted to go back to sleep so badly. The scent of Sasuke was everywhere and heavenly, and the silk sheets underneath felt so go—
Eh?
He shot right awake and up.
"Welcome back to reality, dobe." Said a cool voice next to him.
Naruto tilted his head to the chair he had pulled up that morning, immediately recognizing the voice. "Sa-Sasuke?" His eyes glanced downwards at where he was and found himself seated on Sasuke's bed. "How did I-"
"I put you there."
The blond blushed lightly at getting caught sleeping near Sasuke's bed and slacking of his 'job' taking care of him. Wait a moment, now Naruto glared at Sasuke. "You should be resting!"
Sasuke shrugged. "I feel better."
Naruto scowled lowly and tried to get of the bed as gracefully as he could as his legs were tangled in the silk sheet. With a 'thump', he collapsed on the floor. "I'm alright, really." The vessel gasped out embarrassed. His legs were still on the bed while his body was on the ground, along with the silk sheets while one hand held his skirt down so it wouldn't reveal all. He did this, upside-down. Damn this outfit, damn it to hell!
Sasuke's lips twitched in amusement although he was a little disappointed he didn't get a peek of what was underneath. He smirked as Naruto scrambled up and pointed to the bed and ordered. "Get in!"
"No." He gave Naruto a sly smile. What could the dobe do to him?
"Just get in you bastard!"
"Why?"
"Why? Because I promised to take care of you and I don't go back on my promises because it is my ninja way!"
Sasuke couldn't help but shake his head. "Back to that eh, usuratonkachi?"
The blond grinned. "Of course! Why do you think I'm in this ridiculous outfit?"
The raven kept silent as his eyes traveled up and down the blond figure appreciatively. Then he said with a sly smile, "You look good in that."
Naruto blushed, avoiding eye contact. "Compliment, Uchiha?" He didn't want an answer to his question so he quickly added in before Sasuke would speak. "On the bed, now teme."
Sasuke clucked his tongue disapprovingly at the change of subject and almost decided against Naruto. But deciding not to make his dearest dobe angry or something, he went along with it.
"I'll see if you're better by checking your temperature." Naruto declared, grabbing the thermometer he had left on the nightstand earlier that morning. Holding it to Sasuke's mouth, he demanded. "Open."
The Uchiha suppressed a sigh at being told what to do. He usually won't obey even the doctors or nurses at the hospitals, but in this case…
Naruto left the thermometer in Sasuke's mouth and nodded in satisfaction at the obedient raven. He raised his hand and pressed a palm against Sasuke's forehead.
Just a touch like that and suddenly everything froze between the both of them. Funny, that didn't happen earlier… All he could concentrate on was the soft skin and Sasuke, the soft baby-smooth palm of Naruto.
The beeping sound of the thermometer jerked them both out of their daze. Naruto hastily pulled back his hand while Sasuke took out the thermometer and handed it to the blond.
Blue eyes blinked, widened and blinked again. "36.9?! How the hell did it go down so fast?!"
"Excellent nursing skills?" Sasuke tried lamely.
Naruto gave the Uchiha a blank look. "You have got to be kidding… The only reason it may have gone down is because of…" Naruto shook his head. "No, even Panadol doesn't work that well, and you didn't take it. So it has to be…"
An image of kyuubi grinning flashed through his head, Naruto smiled softly. "Arigato…"
"Usuratonkachi?"
Naruto shook his head again. "It's nothing. How's your headache?"
"Gone."
"That's good, you're well already! Wow, maybe I should being a medic-nin!" Nartuo cheered, grinning madly even though he knew it was kyuubi that healed Sasuke.
"Iie."
Naruto blinked. "No? What's wrong then?" He thought Sasuke only had a fever and headache?
"I feel an ache." Dark eyes glinted slyly.
"A headache?" The blond asked, clearly not getting it.
"No, I feel an ache, on the inside."
"Inside…?" Naruto echoed slowly.
Sasuke held a hand over his heart. "It feels empty."
"Oh…" Naruto mumbled softly, finally catching on to what Sasuke meant with kyuubi's help. He turned away from Sasuke, a light blush on his cheeks before he answered in all-honesty. "I don't think it's a sickness, I feel it… all the time as well."
Sasuke's eyes softened, the aura around the room changing to a slightly more depressing mood. He needed to change the subject. "Usratonkachi."
Naruto turned back to him. "Yea?"
"Do you know you sleep like a girl?"
Okay fine, it was a cheap shot, but it worked anyway, the reaction was immediate. Naruto growled and pounced on him on the bed, pinning the Uchiha down effectively while he was on all fours.
Unfortunately for Naruto, he forgot about his very puffy skirt that moved along with his body. So as he had Sasuke pinned and while he was on all fours, his skirt flared around his thighs. Fortunately for Sasuke, he had a mirror directly opposite his bed. So as his head was slightly tilted to the side due to the impact, he could see Naruto bare… underneath.
His dark eyes widened as they traveled from Naruto's well shaped legs and thighs to his tight rounded ass that was covered by a silk white panty which had the words 'Spank Me!' on them. What a glorious sight that was and the more Sasuke the stared, the more dumbstruck he became. Including maybe the drooling and the hardening of-
Naruto shrieked. "Sasuke, you're bleeding again!" The blond reached for the nightstand and pulled some tissues out.
Sasuke tore his eyes from the mirror and accepted the tissues, holding it to his nose. "I'm--"
"Heaty?" Naruto helpfully chirped in. He remembered Sakura-chan telling him before about if one doesn't have enough water on hot days and such-
"No, I'm-"
"Dry?" He tried again.
"No!"
The blond tilted his head to the side. "Then what? Those are the only reasons why you should get nosebleeds. Maybe you're still not well…"
-"In your position, turn around to the mirror."- Kyuubi instructed, taking deep breaths, trying not to laugh.
"Mirror?" Naruto turned his head and let his eyes scanned the mirror until he finally realized…
"Oh gosh!" Naruto immediately sat down hard and glared accusingly at Sasuke. His legs at either side of his thighs. "You pervert!" He screeched.
'Breathe.' Sasuke told himself, fighting against a hard-on. He had heard Naruto, but when the blond sat down, he sat… right… on…
'BREATHE!'
Right on his groin area.
To be continued!
-Insert evil laughter- I'm sorry Naruto-chan, I just HAD to embarrass you like that! I HAD TO! Sorry Sasuke-chan, I want you to SUFFER! –Insert evil laugh again-
Promotion: I'm planning on releasing my 3-5 shot fanfiction in maybe a week or two. It will be dedicated to who read and support this. –GRINS- Here's a little sneak.
"Yeah!" Naruto grinned at her, reminding her of Lee for a moment. "Na Sakura-chan, I call this, the 'Uchiha Sasuke's bitch' outfit." He looked so proud of that name that Sakura was speechless for a whole minute. "To prove that I'll never be his bitch!"
End sneak! xDDDDDDD
Erm, am I allowed to do that? xD