Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, nor anything else that really doesn't belong to me.

A/N: Since I don't listen to rap music, I had to guess and make due with what I had heard in the past. I guess I'm with Izzy on that. Aside from that, not much else but a few notes - Ayumi Hamasaki is a popular singer in Japan, and she's sung a lot of stuff, like anime theme songs (Inu Yasha for example). Finally, there are references to Izzy's girlfriend, who was met way back in the anecdote, "Izzy's Relationship". Once again, she was not described... and because of the existence of a girlfriend, this story does not promote Izzy x Digidestined... (but for all those who like to pair Izzy with Digidestined, he's young! He's only thirteen/fourteen! He's short! Okay, we all love him nonetheless...)

Rapper Izzy

"Truth."

"Izzy, you always say truth!"

"Is there any problem with that?"

"Yes," Tai leaned back and glared lightheartedly at his red haired friend. "And thus, we will only let you say Dare."

Izzy tugged the sleeve of his uniform jacket uncomfortably. "Why did I decide to hang out with you during lunch today?"

Personally, Izzy felt like there was much more he could have been doing at that moment... like working on that new program or researching for his science project. But Tai had demanded that the Digidestined who were currently at school together had to come to an empty classroom for a quick meeting during lunch.

The meeting had lasted roughly two minutes, and had now degenerated into a Truth or Dare session.

So far, he had successfully managed to evade every ridiculous question thrown at him by Tai (and Matt every now and then, and Sora just wasn't that mean...), and had managed to get revenge back at Tai earlier by having him sing some Ayumi Hamasaki at the top of his lungs. Izzy had felt very little remorse when one of the teachers poked his head into the classroom to find out what all the ruckus was.

It seemed that Tai was unwilling to let that one slide, and was set on embarrassing Izzy.

"So say 'Dare' Izzy," Tai grinned, trying to cajole Izzy into accepting his fate.

"No." Izzy was quite content to rebel against Tai's requests.

"Say it, Izzy."

"It."

Tai groaned. "Come on!"

"No."

Izzy surreptitiously cast a glance over at the clock. He could see there were only five minutes left in lunch before the four absolutely had to leave so as not to be late for class. All he had to do was not give into Tai's demands until time was up.

Just about then, Matt and Sora, who had been patiently watching, decided to side with Tai. "Come on Izzy, just this one!" Matt requested as he grinned. Sora nodded in agreement.

Tai's expression grew determined. "Yeah, and if you don't, I'll lock you in the room and won't let you out until after school." He held up a pair of keys to prove his point.

Izzy gulped. Not only did Tai look serious, but Matt looked almost ready to join him. Plus, Sora did not look ready to save Izzy if Tai did carry out his threat. And Izzy certainly recognized the keys – one had the official school insignia on it.

"F-fine. Dare," Izzy finally stuttered out.

Tai grinned. "Good Izzy," he commented smoothly, "I dare you to rap about your girlfriend."

Izzy turned bright red. "H-how - "

"It was getting obvious," Sora smiled apologetically, speaking gently.

With a grimace, Izzy decided he would have to completely wing it. He straightened up, took a deep breath, and attempted to rap. "I met her in computer club when it was really hazy, I didn't know what happened and I thought I had gone crazy, later on I tripped and accidentally hit her... face-y? I felt very bad and so I um... gave her a daisy? Then along came someone whose name I think was Casey..."

Izzy had no idea what else to say, so he quickly ended it. Badly.

"Who turned into a spider, and sat down beside her, and frightened my girlfriend away?"

Tai, Matt, and Sora all stared, before bursting out into laughter. "Man, Izzy, that was classic!" Tai exclaimed in between breaths.

Izzy scrunched his face together in embarrassment. "Most of it wasn't even true..."

"Well that just makes it final," Matt grinned. "No record deal for you."

"Good."