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I would like to say thanks to all those kind reviews, especially from all those guests. And to my story follower, HazelandAugustusforever, I am very much aware that I am a disturbed person. Glad you like it. Without any further A DUE NOT ADO, I bid you the next chapter
CASHIER POV
Why oh why did j choose to work here. Whenever somebody actually sets foot in the shop they are either high, waisted, sluts or manwhores. I watch as another man walks in, who looks about 18. He slams a card with 20 points onto the counter. "That'll be a 10 pack of extra extra small condoms. Oh! And chocolate flavour cuz that's how the lady likes it!" I pull a face and hand him the box before I hear giggles coming from behind the birth control aisle. The manwhore in front of me groans and says. "I did the dare, now can we leave?" It was a dare? Suddenly, I can't hold it in any longer. I burst into laughter, followed by some people behind a girl of blonde hair. When she finally stops, she says, "correction. You only did half the dare, Zeke!" So that's his name! Zeke groans and walks out side while a girl with dark brown hair, Shauna, I think, whips out a tape recorder and follows him outside. A few moments later, she comes back waving the tape recorder and she brings it to the counter so I could see it too. She clicks the video and Zeke walks over to the middle of the pit and yells: "I HAVE A SMALL DICK AND IM PROUD! TINY NUTS FOREVER.!"
And with that he waves the condom packet in the air a few times and we all head out of the pit.
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TRIS POV
Everybody except Zeke is rolling around on his apartment floor as laughter takes over us. We just can't seem to stop.
Finally, when we do stop, Zeke points at Uriah. "Pansycake or dauntless?" He asks. "I AIN'T NO PANSYCAKE!" Comes the reply. "Calm down Urine. Jeebus. I dare you to... Go into the pit with those Cd'S and sell them as the 'stiff sex' audio for 10 points a copy. Sell them all."
Tobias' face boils in anger and I'm pretty sure mine is too. I hope they know what's coming their way.
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URIAH POV
"Stiff sex. Get your own copy. Audio style. Stiff sex. Get your own copy. Audio style. Right here, right now. Only 50 to be sold! Just 20 points!" I call as I walk around the pit. Peter, Al, Greg, Edward, Drew and Matthew, all head my way. "I want a copy!" They all shout in unison. I have to admit, I'm not surprised that they came up to me straight away. They are the peeves of dauntless anyways. I sell them all a copy and lick my lips as I count all the cards with 20 points on them. I love my brother. I get to sell audio pawn and make points from it. Well I'm not sharing any of it.
I lose my train if thought as a guy about my age, dressed in Erudite blue marches swiftly towards me."Hey you, Uriah, was it? May I ask which 'stiff' you're referring to?" I glare at him, a nose like him shouldn't be sniffing around dauntless like this. (Haha. Get my joke) "Tris Prior and might I ask just what a nose like you is doing in my beautiful, Erudite-free faction?" He ignores my last comment as his eyes widen. "Tris as in Beatrice Prior?" "Yes, now go away before I kick you in the groin so hard, you will forever remain a Virgin. If it is possible, his eyes grow wider than they were before and he power-walks away from me, not daring to look back. Good. He's scared.
CALEB POV
I wander around the 'pit' for a bit before finding Beatrice, sitting in what looks like an apartment but smells like a chicken factory gone wrong (IDEK where that came from.)
She is sitting with a few other people, in an orderly formation of a perfect circle. Her and another guy are glaring at everybody else, who are rolling around on the floor in laughter. I wonder what they're laughing at. Oh well. Although she's as red as a tomato, she looks as high as hell and like ages been having fun. It seems like in staring at a typical dauntless picture. A picture that anybody in dauntless would classify as 'having a good time'. But there is one small thing wrong with this picture. One fine detail, that sets me off. That angry man next to her. The guy with steam pouring g out of his ears. That guy. That angry guy. That angry guy has his arms around my sister. His arms are around my sister. And she's doesn't seem to mind. She's not pushing him away.
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HEYO! So I'm bringing the longer chapters back because lately, my chapters have been pathetically short. Hope you liked this one. Thanks for the reviews and the components. Even if when you originally wrote them, they weren't meant as actual compliments. So yeah. Here have a virtual cookie.
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I bid you a due, and to those who told me that in deeply disturbed. I'm well aware. ~Maddie