Iris was wandering about as usual, wondering how to spend her free time. This time, she was exploring the city, rather than going on a journey to find the tennis courts.

"So let's see... at this rate, we'll be at Castelia City by the seventieth chapter..." Iris commented to herself as she sighed, folding her arms. "The stupid author better pull something out of his ass to explain this one."

"Oh, I'm sure he'll explain it quite well, sista," Cory said as he popped out of nowhere, shocking Iris.

"GOD DAMN IT, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE FROM YOU!" Iris shouted angrily as she punched Cory in the face, knocking him down on the ground, "Why the hell are you following me anyway, huh? Is there something that you like to share with me that's so fucking important?"

"Because, you need a rival to keep things interesting." Cory stated as he laughed, folding his arms together. "And da Cory miester is ready for another battle party, baby!" He kept on pimpin' it.

Iris groaned as she rubbed her head, shaking in dismay while sighing. "Man, I knew I should have stayed and trained in the White Forest..."

Belle, Black, and White were all in front of the Straiton City Gym, all of them ready to rematch the gym leader trio and earn their first gym badge. Belle's loud flatulence continued, although luckily for Black and White, the smell was basically nonexistent.

"So, anything in particular before we challenge those guys at the gym again?" Black asked as he adjusted his cap.

White checked for several items in her bag, shaking her head as she replied, "Well... not really."

"Their monkeys scare me." Belle blurted as she placed her hands behind her back, pooting cutely while blinking innocently.

King Harkinain came back from the Pokemon Trainers' School, eating a chocolate bar as he approached the trainer trio. "Good luck, guys. I'm sure you'll knock Cilan, Cress, and Chili out!"

Silence. Black, White, and Belle all stared awkwardly at Harkinian, with Belle farting loudly four times to show how bizarre that statement was. Harkinian backed away as he didn't want to get anymore weird expressions.

"Yeah... anyway, to that gym battle!" Black proclaimed as he lead the group forward, with White and Belle following.

Harkinian rubbed his beard as a green haired man approached him. Harkinian gawked as he was caught by surprise. "Hey! What the hell was that for?"

"They seem to be your friends, no? "The green haired man asked as he opened up his arms.

Harkinian oddly stared at this strange man. "Why... yes. Why do you ask?"

The green haired man chuckled as he rubbed his mouth, keeping his voice low. "Oh, it's nothing. I'm just curious."

"Well, can you tell me your name, then?" Harkinian asked as he finished up his chocolate bar.

The green haired man smirked as he shrugged, calmly replying, "I only have one name... N."

Inside the Stration City Gym, Cilan, Cress, and Chili were all ready for Black, White, and Belle, who were ready to win this time. Pansage, Pansear, and anpour were all making playful gestures as Snivy, Tepig, and oshawott all got into fighting positions, ready to knock the daylights out of the three elemental monkeys.

"Anything to say before we wipe the floor with you guys again?" Chili proclaimed as he pumped his fists frantically, ready for one hell of a hot match.

Black rubbed the back of his head as he raised his right hand. "Yeah, there is one thing."

"And what is that, hmm?" Cress asked as he blinked an eye at Black, creeping him out even more.

Black opened up his arms as he asked generously, "Why are your names Cilan, Cress, and Chili? Like, Harkinian told us that your names were that."

Cilan, Cress, and Chili all glanced at each other for several seconds as their eyes widened, their jaws dropping in disbelief.

"Oh blast, that yellow bearded king must have blurted out our secret." Cress whispered as he raised his elbow by his head, weeping quietly.

Cilan rubbed his eblows together, making note of the situation. "Well, at least we didn't get bad names. Like Hilbert."

"Or Hilda!" Chili shouted as he pointed upward for no friggin' reason.

White felt a breeze go through her face as she was concerned. "Wha... what do you mean, Hilbert and Hilda?"

Cilan, Cress, and Chili all gasped in astonishment as they gazed oddly at Black and White. "Don't you know? That's what you guys are called!" They all stated in unison, like a choir (or a very drunk one).

"SAY WAAAA..." To say the least, Black and White (or rather, 'Hilbert' and 'Hilda') screamed in agony as their hairs rose up, their hands on their faces as he crouched down, demoaning themselves.

Belle tilted her head to the right as she cutely asked while letting out a loud farting musical, "And what's my name, big boy?"

Cilan felt a strange chill going through his body as he replied, in a bit of a shaky tone, "Y-y-you're Bianca, o-of course... um... yeah, Bianca..."

Silence. Belle literally stood still as her arms dropped to her sides, her eyes wide open and her eye iris literally shrinking to a tiny dot as a loud fart echoed throughout the entire gym. Bianca then fell flat on her face, her right leg twitching as she let out more quieter toots.

Cilan sighed as he shrugged. "It can't be helped. Let's just get this party started!"

Pansage, Pansear, and Panpour all had a jolly good laugh as they got into fighting poses, ready to battle. Snivy, Tepig, and Oshawott were also prepared.

The tides of battling have arrived. Both elemental trios leaped at each other as they reengaged in mortal combat.