Greetings, ladies, gentlemen, and comrades of all ages! Welcome to the last chapter of Island Total Drama! Today our challenge is brought to you by the amazing sandydragon! (See the reviews for the suggestion, it's a bit long so I'm not retyping it again, unfortunately) This is a slight variation of it, in which the challenge is, once again, based off of a video game. This time, it's Super Smash Bros. Brawl, though, so everything's fine.
Yes, I AM using the suggestion. I know Pricklekit won't say I am, but I really am. Please wait until the chapter ends to flame, thanks.
DISCLAIMER: I OBVIOUSLY DON'T OWN TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND/ACTION/WORLD TOUR OR WARRIORS, AS THIS IS A WEBSITE IN WHICH ONE POSTS FANFICTION. DUH. ALSO, I OWN NOTHING THAT I REFERENCE. I OWN NO SONGS CONTAINED IN THIS CHAPTER EITHER IN CAPS LOCK. Yay for yelling.
Update: Fixing some minor issues in spelling, grammar, etc.
Take 1 (CRAP MY ENTER BUTTON STOPPED WORKING)
(And now it works again)
"Welcome to Fairly World! My name is Timmy Turner, and I have Fairy God Parents!" Pricklekit announced.
Take 2
"Sup, cats? I'm Taterchip500, and I just made a Rarely Used team for Pokemon Online!" Pricklekit announced.
Take 3
"Lol Island Total Drama, like I'm going to talk about that...wait, this is Island Total Drama, isn't it?" Pricklekit's eyes widened. "Oh, geez."
Take 5
"Ladies, gentlemen, kits of all ages! Welcome to Island Total Drama!" Pricklekit announced. "I am your host, Pricklekit. If you haven't been following the show, which if you haven't you can watch all of the past episodes online*, you'll notice we only have two cats left! Flametail and Jayfeather will have their final showdown today to determine the winner."
...Hello? The contestants?
"Oh, right, I need to wake up the contestants," Pricklekit realized.
Just then, Pricklekit's alarm went off. Someone had earlier thought it'd be a funny prank to put his alarm in front of a microphone and have it go off in the show, so everyone within 20 miles could hear the alarm going off.
It's Friday Friday,
Gotta get down on Friday
Everyone's looking forward to the weekend, the weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everyone's looking forward to the we-eekend
"Oh my goodness," Jayfeather growled as he approached Pricklekit with a murderous look on his face. "Rebecca Black. You woke us up with Rebecca Black."
"This wasn't my doing," Pricklekit protested.
Flametail also approached Pricklekit, dancing along to the song as he approached. "Thanks for this. I love Rebecca Black."
"This wasn't my doing," Pricklekit repeated. "Someone's interfering with my alarm- I mean our equipment..."
"Right," Jayfeather agreed. "Anyway, what's the challenge? There's obviously a challenge."
"Why do you think that?"
"Camera crew."
"Oh, yeah, them. Yes, there's a challenge today. We're having an epic battle."
"An epic...battle."
"Yup. You two are fighting each other."
"Do we at least get superpowers?"
"No."
"Please?" Flametail begged. "Superpowers would be so cool. Everyone would love it. It'd be a win for everyone. Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?"
"Fine, fine, you can have superpowers!" Pricklekit growled. "Flametail can set things on fire by shooting balls of flames at things, and Jayfeather can shoot balls of white energy and can fly as a handicap for his blindness. First one to die loses."
Dirtplace cam...
Jayfeather "Handicaps are awesome. I can fly."
Flametail "...Jayfeather was facing the wrong way again, wasn't he? Yeah, this handicap won't change the fact that I'M ABOUT TO WIN."
Pricklekit "Yeah, I really hope nothing ruins our plans and makes us change the challenge from what it is now, because that would really stink."
"Begin!" Pricklekit announced.
"This is going to be the greatest day of my life." Jayfeather grinned as he leaped into the air, enjoying the feeling of air ruffling his fur. It reminded him of WindClan territory. He closed his eyes and activated his power of flight to soar through the air.
"..." Flametail glared at Jayfeather. "This is boring, you know. I have an afterlife to get to."
"Too bad," Jayfeather growled. "I'm never going to be able to fly again. Let me enjoy it for a couple of minutes."
Flametail sighed and held one of his paws to the sky. He charged a ball of fire in his paw and released the fire when it reached its full power.
"Hey! Watch it! Flying here!" Jayfeather yowled as the fire barely missed him.
"We're supposed to be fighting each other, you know," Flametail pointed out.
Just then, a white ball of energy smacked Flametail in the face. He let out a small cough and stared at Jayfeather. "How did you do that?"
"First, I charged my lazer," Jayfeather explained. "Then I SHOOPED DA-" Before Jayfeather could finish, something purple smacked into his back, crushing him into the ground. "That was a little harsh, Flametail."
"Th-that wasn't m-m-me..." Flametail stammered.
"What's going on?" Jayfeather asked, looking around at nothing.
Up in the sky, a small helicopter was flying above where the two cats were fighting. A small figure was inside the helicopter laughing its head off as a purple bomb attached to the bottom of the helicopter grew in size.
"...Kittens and ponies, Jayfeather. Kittens and ponies," Flametail told him. "Pricklekit? What's going on?"
There was no response.
"Pricklekit?" Flametail asked.
"He's not here," Jayfeather muttered. "He's disappeared."
Flametail stared up at the helicopter. A small whimper escaped his throat.
"It'll be okay, Flametail," Jayfeather told Flametail.
Just then, the purple bomb was released from the helicopter right over Jayfeather and Flametail.
"Dear StarClan..." Flametail whispered.
"Are you two okay?"
Flametail blinked his eyes open, awakening from his unconscious state. As he did so, the scene temporarily paused and a black bar appeared over the scene with the word 'Flametail' over it. The scene continued again as Flametail stood up. "I think so..." The medicine cat paused as he noticed that Jayfeather was still unconscious. "Jayfeather...?"
Jayfeather suddenly jumped up, now conscious, and looked around. "Where are we? I can't see. Are we dead? Did we live? I hope we lived."
The scene temporarily paused again with the black bar appearing over it. This time, however, 'Jayfeather' appeared over the bar.
The scene now continued. Flametail realized the they weren't alone and turned to the third cat in the area. "Onekit II? Did you save us?"
Onekit II nodded. As he did so, the scene paused with the black bar again, the black bar saying 'Onekit II'. The scene continued. "Yes. I know Cinderpaw wouldn't agree, but I had to save you."
"Why?" Jayfeather inquired.
"Your former enemy needs your help." Onekit II gestured with his tail to a fourth cat in the area.
Grasswhisker looked around, panicked. As he did so...you know the drill. Scene pause, black bar, 'Grasswhisker'. The scene continued.
"Where am I? Where's the rest of RiverClan? Is this where they disappeared to?"
"I'm afraid not," Onekit II told him. "You're the only cat in RiverClan left. The rest have vanished, even the ones in SunClan, StarClan, and the Dark Forest."
Pricklekit? Flametail thought. "Wait, so you're saying that we need to figure out what happened to RiverClan and save them."
"Correct." Onekit II nodded.
"Why would we even consider doing that?" Jayfeather demanded.
"Well, this is your new challenge. You need your host to win, correct? I can tell you that at least one of you won't succeed. Whoever rescues RiverClan, and Pricklekit, wins."
Grasswhisker still had no idea what was going on. He just looked around with huge eyes, wondering where his Clan went and where he was now.
"Before you go, however, you'll need to be trained in the area of combat. You also have the superpowers Pricklekit gave you, and I can train you to best use those powers as well." Onekit II then morphed into Kakashi. "I have been pretending to be this ninja for three days. I even went on a mission, and no one noticed I'm not the real Kakashi. I believe that qualifies me as a ninja."
"...Teach us your ways," Jayfeather said.
"We'll save RiverClan," Flametail promised.
"Good," Onekit II said. "Now, all you need is a little practice. Come with me."
Luigi's Mansion stage of Super Smash Bros. Brawl...
"Where are we?" Flametail asked.
"Random abandoned mansion. I'm training you here," Onekit II mewed, still in the form of Kakashi.
"So, what're you teaching us first? Sharingan? Chidori?" Jayfeather inquired.**
Onekit II laughed. "You seriously thought I was going to teach you this ninja's techniques, didn't you? Ha! I wouldn't do that in a million years!"
"But you said you'd teach us-" Jayfeather protested.
"Combat and how to best use your powers? Yes. Jutsu? No. I'm not going to make my life any harder than I already am, thank you very much."
Jayfeather sighed. "Just teach us already," he muttered.
"That's the spirit," Onekit II told him. "Now trust me, it's all about action commands."
"Action commands?" Flametail asked. "What are those?"
"Come at me. Kick me, jump on me, whatever attack you wish to use on me."
Flametail ran towards Onekit II, running so fast he almost became a blur. When he was close to running into Onekit II, he jumped into the air and jumped onto his back. However, Flametail's landing was a little off and instead of staying where he landed, he lost his balance and fell off. "How did you do that?"
"I did nothing," Onekit II. "Try again."
Flametail went back to where he started and repeated what he did. He jumped into the air.
"Now press the A button!" Onekit II shouted.
"What's an A button?" Flametail asked as he landed. This time, however, he kept his balance and stayed on Onekit II's back.
"What's an A button, you ask?" Onekit II. He then laughed. "Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about, but somewhere there's a mystical being who knows exactly what I'm talking about, and they'll be able to use that knowledge."
"So what you're teaching us has nothing to do with us?" Flametail growled.
"Well, if you just think "A button" in your head, it'll work. If you use the A button just as you land any of your attacks on the enemy, they'll be much more effective. Now, Jayfeather, it's your turn."
"Okay." Jayfeather prepared to do the same thing Flametail did.
"Hold on. Use your power. Not the power of flight."
"Oh." Jayfeather held one of his front paws in front of him and charged his white energy attack. He released it, and the attack flew towards Onekit II. As it hit the cat, Jayfeather thought "A button".
The attack did nothing.
"Jayfeather, your action command is the B button," Onekit II told him.
"Can I rage quit now?" Jayfeather asked.
"No. Well, I've taught you everything you need to know, so good luck on your quest to save RiverClan." Onekit II then disappeared.
"Now what?" Flametail asked.
Just then, they teleported somewhere else.
Hogwarts...
Flametail looked around. "Jayfeather, we're in a really big castle. Any ideas?"
Jayfeather sniffed around. "I smell magic."
"Magic? What's magic?"
"Magic is magic. Do not question it."
"Well, we might as well look around."
Jayfeather nodded, and the two cats looked around where they were.
They were in a large room. A very large room. Most of the room was taken up by four really long tables with thousands of plates and chairs. Farther up the room there was another table with less chairs and plates than the other tables. The ceiling appeared to be a scene of the night sky with candles floating all over the place.
"Jayfeather?" Flametail asked.
"What is it?" Jayfeather asked.
"I want to be a wizard."
"Get your head in the game, Flametail," Jayfeather growled. "There's someone else here."
"Here?"
"Maybe not in this room, but somewhere in this castle, someone's waiting for us."
Jayfeather then began walking in a random direction. Flametail, not bothering to question him, followed. They left the room and found a really long hallway. At the end of the hallway, a dark figure waited.
"He's here," Jayfeather whispered. He then began to approach the dark figure. Flametail, once again not bothering to ask, followed.
"Greetings," the figure greeted them. The scene temporarily paused with the black bar once again, this time the black bar saying 'Voldemort'. The scene continued.
"Voldemort," Jayfeather growled.
"I see you remember me. And I also see you're trying to rescue those cats a colleague of mine kidnapped, correct?" Voldemort asked.
"Yes. What's it to you?"
"Well, I can't let you do that, kitty cat." Voldemort took out his wand. "This is where your quest must stop."
"We haven't even started yet!" Flametail protested.
"Flametail! Hold on a second." Jayfeather stood next to Flametail. "Listen. You don't know how quests work, do you?"
"No..." Flametail admitted.
"The first obstacle is always the easiest. And it's always ridiculously easy. Okay?" Jayfeather informed him.
"Ooh, that makes sense," Flametail agreed. He then looked back at Voldemort. "Hey, Lord Moldy Wart! I bet you won't last three seconds against us!"
"That's where you're wrong!" Voldemort said as he prepared his wand.
"Oh, crap," Flametail muttered. "Jayfeather, you said this would be easy."
"This is your fault! You made him angry!" Jayfeather argued.
Voldemort waved his wand around. "Avada-"
"Flametail! Move move move move move move MOVE!" Jayfeather hissed.
"KEDAVRA!"**
The two cats jumped out of the way of Voldemort's spell.
"See what you did?" Jayfeather growled. "Now we have to be very careful or we're going to die. And we just started."
"I guess Onekit II was right..." Flametail admitted.
"OF COURSE HE WAS RIGHT. HE SHOULD BE. HE'S ONE OF THEM. THIS IS YOUR FAULT."***
"MY FAULT?.! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THIS WOULD BE EASY!"
"FORGET THIS STUPID QUEST! WE'RE GOING TO END UP KILLING EACH OTHER BEFORE IT EVEN STARTS."
"IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE, YOU PIECE OF MOUSE DUNG!"
Luigi's Mansion...
"Why are you back? Did you succeed? Is everything okay?" Grasswhisker asked nervously as Flametail and Jayfeather appeared.
"WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE THE HONOR OF KILLING EACH OTHER NOW, THEN?" Jayfeather spat, not noticing they were no longer in Hogwarts.
"THAT'S THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD!" Flametail growled.
"Whoa, you too, calm down." Onekit II sighed. "What's the problem?"
"Jayfeather said the first obstacle of the quest is ridiculously easy, and we just almost died," Flametail reported.
"Flametail provoked Voldemort, thus making the first obstacle of the quest ridiculously difficult," Jayfeather reported.
"It seems like we have a problem in teamwork, then, doesn't it?" Onekit II commented.
"Of course we're going to do that! He's from ShadowClan. I'm from ThunderClan," Jayfeather pointed out.
Onekit II sighed. "My, my, remember how things were before Island Total Drama? Flametail used to look up to you so much, Jayfeather. You two used to be such good friends. What happened?"
"This show happened," Jayfeather muttered darkly.
"I never stopped looking up to you, you know," Flametail muttered. He also did this in a dark manner.
The two then stared at each other. Jayfeather, of course, was blind, but he still looked in Flametail's general direction, which was a plus.
Jayfeather sighed. "This whole 'we're from different Clans' thing is stupid. Why should that matter?"
"You're right. Many cats have friends outside of their Clan," Flametail agreed.
"I'm sorry I gave you a false sense of security."
"I'm sorry I was overconfident."
"Truce?"
"Truce."
The two smiled at each other.
"See? We're all good friends. Now let's use that to save RiverClan, shall we?" Onekit II asked.
Before they could respond, they were teleported back to Hogwarts.
Hogwarts...
"Ah, so you're back," Voldemort commented. "Are you going to stay this time?"
"Probably," Flametail said.
"You ready?" Jayfeather whispered.
"I've never been more ready," Flametail whispered back.
"Last time you were lucky," Voldemort told them.
Flametail and Jayfeather began charhing their energy attack things.
"I have a spell that kills people, you know. It won't take me more than five minutes to kill- What are you doing?"
"FUSION ATTACK OF AWESOME!" Jayfeather and Flametail yowled as they released their white energy ball and fire ball attacks at the same time. The two attacks combined to make a white fire thing and hit Voldemort.
"Well, that smelled like unicorns and rainbows," Voldemort commented. "But that didn't do any- Oh, here comes the pain. Yup. Feels like my chest is on fire right now."
And then from this point forth, Jayfeather's attack became White Energy Attack, and Flametail's attack became Fire Attack.
Voldemort collapsed on the ground. "Now my back is on fire."
"...You're just referencing extreme pain, aren't you?" Flametail asked.
Then Voldemort caught on fire.
"I smell fire. Can we roast marshmallows?" Jayfeather asked.
"Later. After this is all done, we'll make a campfire and roast marshmallows," Flametail replied.
"So it's a date."
"Jayfeather! I'm not-"
"I was joking. But seriously, sounds like fun."
Voldemort laughed. "You're acting like this is going to be easy. But you'll never succeed."
"If you're the toughest thing we'll face, this'll be a piece of cake," Jayfeather said. "But you're not, are you?"
"No. I'm the easiest obstacle in your path. Things'll get much more difficult from here on out."
"I knew it. We won't succeed."
"Yes we will. Just think positive," Flametail mewed.
"I'm a dark cloud that looks for people to rain on, Flametail. I don't think optimistically," Jayfeather told him.
"Go on," Voldemort said. "Continue with your futile quest. I'll even help you with where to go next. Outside this castle is a cave. Go find it." And then Voldemort disappeared, fire and all.
"Okay..." Flametail shivered. "He's pretty creepy."
"We've met him before."
"We have?"
"A few challenges ago, we were his slaves."
"He's THAT guy?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Well, we should continue."
"Right."
And then Jayfeather and Flametail left Hogwarts.
To the Cave!...
Jayfeather and Flametail walked out of Hogwarts. After their first battle, both were feeling slightly optimistic. Or, at least Jayfeather was.
Flametail was about to explode with optimism.
"Wow, that fight was really easy. Didn't you think so? Maybe this won't be too bad. Maybe we'll both succeed."
"The rest of the journey won't be that easy," Jayfeather growled.
Suddenly, Flametail layed down on the ground, his eyes closed shut from pain. "Ow..."
"Are you okay?" Jayfeather asked, concerned.
"Massive...headache..." Flametail hissed.
"Nothing a little rest won't cure," Jayfeather told him. I hope. "We need to take a break, anyway."
"Okay." Flametail then curled up. "I'm taking a nap."
"I'll wake you up when it's time to go," Jayfeather replied.
And then Flametail fell asleep.
Dirtplace cam...
Spottedpaw13 "We are sorry for the lack of continuity in the Dirtplace camera, as in the beginning of the series, this was the Video Game Parlor, not the Dirtplace camera. However, we had to sell the Video Game Parlor in order to keep the show going, and we're glad that no one noticed. In fact, no one would have noticed if I hadn't said anything. Thank you for not noticing, and we are very sorry."
Pricklekit "Coming up next on the Y106 channel is an episode of Dr. Jayfeather, with special guest star Cinderpaw of Island Total Drama! After that is the premiere of Four Little Kittens with appearances by Brownpaw of Night's Destruction! Later on is a sneak peek of War of the Dead, a new series coming to you this fall!"
Cinderpaw "This episode of Island Total Drama isn't brought to you by Head On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly on the forehead!"
Grasswhisker "I hate you, Cinderpaw."
Flametail woke up. "Jayfeather? I feel better. Are we going?"
Jayfeather didn't reply. He was staring off in space at nothingness and his eyes were huge.
"Jayfeather?"
"I have had a vision." Jayfeather didn't sound like himself at all. He sounded...scared more than anything else.
"About what?"
"The future." When Flametail didn't respond, Jayfeather continued. "One of us is going to die."
"...D-die? You mean-"
"Die and go to StarClan, yes."
"We can't do this."
"We have no choice. There must be four Clans around the lake. We have to save RiverClan."
"Let's go, then."
Jayfeather and Flametail took a few steps forward. Suddenly, they heard a noise behind them, causing them to turn around.
"Jayfeather, the castle's gone!" Flametail exclaimed.
"Let's keep going," Jayfeather replied.
They turned around and stopped again.
There were purple bubbles all over the ground. The edges were light purple, but at the center the bubbles became darker and darker shades of purple until the very center of the bubbles were black. They spread out, covering a large area, and yet they were all next to each other. Thousands, maybe even millions, stood in front of Flametail and Jayfeather. Suddenly, they morphed together, making shapes.
"What is this?" Jayfeather asked, for out of some freak of nature, he could see these things as well.
The bubbles then changed color, and all the bubbles now looked like robots about the same height as Jayfeather and Flametail.
"What are those things?" Flametail asked.
"Primids." Jayfeather could somehow tell what these things were just by looking at them. "Those purple things are called Shadows Bugs. They form the Primids."
"O...kay...?" Flametail didn't really know what Jayfeather was talking about, but there wasn't time to discuss it. "We're going to have to fight them, aren't we?"
Jayfeather nodded as he jumped up into the air. He then used his flying powers to fly. "This is going to be great," he commented as he fired White Energy Attack at a couple of Primids.
"No fair! I can't fly!" Flametail protested.
"Attack before they attack you," Jayfeather told him as he fired White Energy Attack at some more Primids.
Flametail fired Fire Attack at some Primids and then used his battle techniques to attack some others in physical combat. It was really fun, and Flametail wondered why he didn't want to be a warrior for a moment, but then he remembered where his true passions were.
Jayfeather fired his White Energy Attack at some other Primids, and soon all the Primids were dead.
"We did it!" Flametail cheered.
The Primids turned back into Shadow Bugs and left the area.
"Right..." Jayfeather stared off into the distance. "The cave is over there. Let's go."
The Cave...
"This is the cave that Moldy Wart told us to go to, right?" Flametail asked.
"I think so..." Jayfeather sighed. "We could have picked the wrong cave, you know. The castle is gone. We could be in a different cave than he told us to go to, since we could have teleported or something."
"You would be correct. You are in the wrong cave."
Flametail looked up to see a very familiar figure walking towards them.
"Well, it looks like Voldemort betrayed us after all," the figure commented. "The boss won't be happy. She will be even more furious than the boss, too. I told them, but who ever listens to silly little Tobi?"
"Tobi?" Flametail asked, shocked. "What are you doing here?"
The scene temporarily paused with the black bar once again. The black bar said 'Tobi' this time. The scene continued. Tobi laughed. "Well, the cave Voldemort told you to go to would have ended your quest, but you poor misguided cats ended up here instead. I guess you're exactly where you're supposed to be now, though, so it doesn't matter."
"Wait, that's Tobi?" Jayfeather asked. "He sounds different..."
Tobi laughed again. "You could say I'm Tobi, or you couldn't. But that's not important."
"...Yes it is-" Jayfeather began to tell him.
"Earth style! Whac-A-Mole Technique!" Before Jayfeather could finish, Tobi disappeared into the ground.
"Where did he go?" Flametail asked.
Tobi then popped out of the ground behind Flametail, hit him in the head with a stick, and popped back into the ground.
"OW!" Flametail hissed. "THAT HURT!"
Tobi laughed while he tunneled around in the ground. "It's my own technique. Like it?"
"What happened?" Jayfeather asked.
"He disappears into the ground and then pops out of the ground and hits you in the head with a stick. I hate it!" Flametail replied to both questions.
Tobi popped out of the ground right in front of Jayfeather and whacked him in the head with a stick before disappearing again. "I'm glad to hear it."
"Ow!" Jayfeather flew into the air. "Well, that takes care of that problem."
"It doesn't help me!" Flametail growled.
"That's true..." Jayfeather sighed. "We're going to have to do this old school style."
"Rap?.!" Flametail asked, somewhat excited at the idea.
"Rap? No! We're not rapping!"
"Awww..."
"Old school style as in kick his sorry butt without superpowers," Jayfeather explained.
"Oh..."
Tobi then popped out of a hole and whacked Flametail in the head with a stick.
"Now!" Jayfeather shouted.
Flametail turned around before Tobi could disappear back into the ground and clawed him in the chest. At the same time, Jayfeather flew down towards Tobi and clawed the back of his head. Well, he wasn't aiming for the back of Tobi's head, but with Jayfeather, you take what you can get.
"This is finally getting interesting," Tobi commented. He then disappeared.
"Where'd he go?" Flametail asked.
"He's gone..." Jayfeather said as he sniffed the air around him. Tobi's scent was completely gone.
"Maybe he's fleeing. Maybe we won," Flametail suggested.
Jayfeather laughed. "We barely did anything to him, but still...that's the best idea I can think of, too..."
"We won!" Flametail grinned. "We did it!"
And then Tobi appeared above Jayfeather, landing on the gray cat and forcing him into the ground.
Jayfeather coughed. "Can't...breathe..."
Tobi laughed. "You're not going to counter? What can I say? My Space-Time Migration technique is amazing, is it not?"
Jayfeather slowly blinked. "Well, you're crushing me to death. I can't really counter..."
"Of course. Poor kitty." Tobi smirked behind his mask. "If I call you Tobi V, will it cheer you up a little?"
As this conversation was occuring, Flametail was charging his Fire Attack, trying to make it powerful enough to finish Tobi or at least come close. Jayfeather had noticed his plan, and Flametail was hoping Tobi hadn't.
"Shut up!" Jayfeather growled. "Do you try to annoy everyone to death?.!"
"In all honesty? Yes."
Flametail then released his Fire Attack at Tobi. He had produced a large ball of fire, and was pretty confident that Tobi hadn't noticed. His confidence increased as the fire ball got closer and closer to Tobi without Tobi reacting.
"Fire Style: Fireball jutsu!" Tobi suddenly shouted as he made various hand signals, and another fireball appeared to counter Flametail's Fire Attack.
Jayfeather coughed. "White...Energy...Attack..."
A large explosion filled the cave.
Jayfeather blinked his eyes open, once again opening his eyes to nothingness. It was rather depressing, but he was used to it. "Where am I?"
He noticed Flametail was unconscious next to him. "Flametail? Where are we?"
Flametail suddenly jumped up. "Huh? Who...what...where are we? What happened? Why aren't we in the cave?"
"Don't you know?" a brown she-cat was sitting in front of them. The scene pause with a black bar thing happened again. This time, the black bar said '?'. The scene continued. A smile allowed itself onto her face. "You died."
"Why can't I see?" Jayfeather complained.
"Who are you?" Flametail demanded.
"You will find out who I am later," the brown cat told them. "As for why you can't see, you haven't lost all your lives."
"We have nine lives? Like leaders?" Flametail asked.
The cat shook her head. "You only have three, and only for the sake of the challenge. Do not waste them."
"You're very pretty," Flametail suddenly blurted out.
"Now's not the time," Jayfeather growled.
The brown cat smiled again. "It's quite alright. There's always time to be nice." She dipped her head towards Flametail. "Thank you, Flametail."
"You're welcome," Flametail told her.
"Now's the time for you to continue on your challenge," the cat told them. "Good luck, and StarClan be with you!"
Before they could reply, Flametail and Jayfeather disappeared.
The Cave...
Jayfeather and Flametail appeared back in the cave. Once again, Tobi was not in the cave.
"Where's Tobi?" Jayfeather asked.
"There's a note..." Flametail stared at a note left on the ground. "'Congratulations, you have defeated me. Have fun on your quest you'll fail on. Sincerely, Tobi.' Well, that was nice of him."
"Right. Well, let's go," Jayfeather replied and left the cave.
Flametail followed him out. "Do you know who the brown cat was?"
"No. It's against the code for medicine cats to have mates, you know."
"I was just asking!"
"Of course you were, Flametail. Of course you were."
The Forest...
"Where are we now?" Jayfeather asked. "It smells like a forest..."
"We are in a forest," Flametail told Jayfeather. "It looks...familiar somehow. But I've never been here."
Familiar? Jayfeather thought. "Familiar how?"
"Like...like this is where I belong, or something. But we're not in the lake territories."
Jayfeather nodded. "I know exactly where we are."
"Where?"
"This is where the Clans lived before The Great Journey. And I guess we went back in time before everything was destroyed by the Twolegs, too."
"How do you know?"
"I've dreamed about it a couple of times. You know, StarClan giving me warnings in the territories they grew up in," Jayfeather lied. "I just don't know where we're supposed to go from here..."
Just then, a bunch of shadow bugs appeared.
"Mouse dung!" Jayfeather growled.
"Fox dung!" Flametail spat at the same time.
The Shadow Bugs then took the form of Pricklekit. Instead of looking exactly like Pricklekit, False Pricklekit (as he shall now be called) had a shadowy aura and glowing yellow eyes. This made the captured host of Island Total Drama look rather...creepy.
"Pricklekit?" Flametail asked, surprised.
"That's not Pricklekit," Jayfeather growled. "I can see him. That's a copy of Pricklekit created by the Shadow Bugs."
"What have you done with Pricklekit?" Flametail demanded, glaring at False Pricklekit.
False Pricklekit did not reply. He only smirked at the two cats.
"Let's fight him!" Flametail said to Jayfeather.
"Let's," Jayfeather agreed.
False Pricklekit held one of his forepaws out in front of him, causing a large crate to appear above Jayfeather and Flametail.
"Oh, StarClan," Flametail muttered as the crate fell down, getting closer and closer. It was falling too quickly for Jayfeather and Flametail to get out of the way. Flametail closed his eyes and braced himself as the crate fell closer and closer...
THUMP! THUMP! BANG!
Flametail opened his eyes, surprised to be still alive. The crate had landed safe and sound right next to the two cats.
"What happened?" Flametail asked Jayfeather, who was breathing hard and staring up towards the sky.
"I used...White Energy Attack...to get the...crate out...of the way..." Jayfeather panted.
"You saved us..." Flametail whispered.
"No...big...deal," Jayfeather panted. "Let's get...this fake...Pricklekit..."
"Yes, sir," Flametail replied as he charged up his Fire Attack and released it at False Pricklekit.
The attack barely made False Pricklekit blink.
"Darn it..." Flametail muttered.
Then False Pricklekit caught on fire.
"Yes! Haha! I did it!" Flametail cheered.
Jayfeather made no comment as he charged up his White Energy Attack and fired it at False Pricklekit.
False Pricklekit then turned back into thousands of Shadow Bugs, all of them still on fire. The Shadow Bugs quickly disappeared.
"Now we did it," Jayfeather said to Flametail.
"Yeah..." Flametail stared at Jayfeather. "Are you okay?"
"I've never been better," Jayfeather assured Flametail. "Let's keep going and find out where we're supposed to go next.
Flametail nodded, and the three explored the old territories of the Clans, battling Primids and various other enemies created by the Shadow Bugs on the way.
Fourtrees...
Flametail and Jayfeather arrived in a clearing surrounded by four trees. In the center of the clearing, a great rock stood. It looked rather easy to climb and looked as though it could hold four cats at a time.
"Where are we now?" Jayfeather askeed.
"This place is amazing," Flametail whispered. "It feels so peaceful. Being here makes me want to stop fighting and meet everyone in peace."
"That's just fantastic. Unfortunately, you can't do that right now," a voice growled.
"I know that, Jayfeather. I was just saying-" Flametail began to say.
"Flametail, that wasn't me," Jayfeather told him.
"Of course it wasn't," the voice said. "I'm the one that said that.
The clearing then became clouded with mist. Soon, Flametail and Jayfeather couldn't see anything around them, and they could barely see each other.
"What's happening?" Flametail asked.
"I'd know that voice anywhere," Jayfeather growled darkly.
The Dark Forest...
The mist cleared away, and now Jayfeather and Flametail were standing in a dark forest.
"Where are we?" Flametail whispered.
Jayfeather, however, ignored him, staring instead at the cat standing in front of them. "Tigerstar," he spat.
Tigerstar smirked. Insert scene paused, black bar saying 'Tigerstar', and scene continuation here. "I see you remember me well, Jayfeather. How have you been?"
"Shut up. What did you do to RiverClan?" Jayfeather demanded.
"I did nothing to no one," Tigerstar told him, sounding slightly surprised at the accusation. "Why would you accuse me of such a thing?"
"Well, RiverClan's missing, and while we're out looking for them, we just happen to run into you. Pretty suspicious, if you ask me," Jayfeather told him.
"RiverClan's missing? So, they finally put their plan into action, huh?" Tigerstar unsheathed his claws. "Then I can't let you continue looking for RiverClan."
"This is going to be bad..." Flametail meowed.
Tigerstar then leaped towards Flametail, probably with the intention of killing Flametail or something equally horrible. However, before the dead cat could do anything, Jayfeather used White Energy Attack on him, stopping him in his tracks.
"So, you have superpowers, now, don't you?" Tigerstar asked.
"Of course," Jayfeather replied.
"Isn't it convenient that you get superpowers right before you go on a quest to save a bunch of cats?" Tigerstar asked. "It's almost like Pricklekit knew what was about to happen, doesn't it?"
"Please...let go...of my throat..." Jayfeather pleaded.
Somewhere in the conversation, Tigerstar had attacked Jayfeather and now had him pinned at the throat.
Tigerstar laughed. "You're begging like you're actually hoping I'll do it. It's too bad that I'm completely evil. Otherwise you might not be dead after a couple of minutes filled with torture for you have passed."
"Completely evil?" Flametail asked.
"The only thing more evil than me was Scourge, and he's not around anymore, so yes, I'd say I'm completely evil."
"No one is completely evil. Just as no one is completely good. Everyone is a shade of gray, some more gray than others. True evil and true goodness do not exist in this world," a voice said.
"Who's there?" Tigerstar demanded.
The mysterious brown cat who appeared to Jayfeather and Flametail when they lost a life appeared. "I am here."
Tigerstar glared at the cat. "You of all cats, lecturing me on the lack of pure good and evil in this world with your beliefs? You're more of a hypocrite than I imagined."
"Scourge wasn't completely evil, so if he's more evil than you, you're far from complete evil," she told him.
"I'm the most evil thing the Clans will ever see again," Tigerstar growled. "What do you want?"
But the brown cat had disappeared.
"What's with her randomly appearing and disappearing?" Tigerstar wondered. "It's annoying...oh well. Let's get back to killing Jayfeather, shall we? Yes, that is an excellent plan, Tigerstar, you're a genius."
"Who was she?" Jayfeather coughed.
Tigerstar shrugged with the collarbone he lacked. "I don't know, some random brown she-cat with hazel eyes. Random white spots on her tail. She's never told me her name. I feel like she holds some kind of great power, but something's holding her back from using any of it...Doesn't matter." Tigerstar dug his claws into Jayfeather's throat. "Back to killing you again."
"No," Flametail growled.
"Come again?" Tigerstar asked.
"No. I don't care if you're my grandfather, you're not killing my friend!" Flametail ran into Tigerstar's side, knocking him down, and used Fire Attack on his face.
"That has nothing to do with this conflict," Tigerstar told Flametail.
"I don't care! You can't kill him!" Flametail growled.
"Why's that?"
"Something about him seems...important. Important and powerful. Besides, he's my friend."
"From a different Clan," Tigerstar pointed out.
"So?"
"Continue making friends with cats outside your Clan, and your loyalties will be divided," Tigerstar warned Flametail.
"I'll always be loyal to ShadowClan."
"So you say. There will come a time when you must either be loyal to your friends or your Clan, Flametail. Make sure you're loyal to the right things."
"He's bothering me," Flametail said to Jayfeather. "Can we annihilate him now?"
"Sure," Jayfeather replied as he got up and walked next to Flametail. "Sorry, Tigerstar, but I still don't want your power."
"I'm not intrested in you anymore, mouse-brain!" Tigerstar told him.
"I know that. Ready?"
"Ready," Flametail told him.
"FUSION ATTACK OF AWESOME!" Flametail and Jayfeather shouted.
Tigerstar flinched and collapsed as the attack hit him. "I cannot hold you in this world any longer...I have failed."
And then the Dark Forest disappeared.
Dirtplace camera...
Grasswhisker "Umm...Onekit II told me to tell you...Flametail and Jayfeather would be on the Dirtplace camera, but the Dirtplace camera can't move, so...they can't...umm...Where's RiverClan?"
Cinderpaw Cinderpaw sat in front of the Dirtplace camera, pulled out a guitar, and began playing the guitar, unaware that the camera was actually on and broadcasting her performance live.
"It began on a beautiful March dusk:
I was the most evil author around,
He was the most intelligent medicine cat.
He was my love,
My intelligent love,
My medicine cat.
We used to laugh so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to walk together, around the world
We wanted it all.
But one dusk, one beautiful dusk,
We decided to walk too much.
Together we killed a toad.
It was amazing, so-"
"Hey!" Onekit II glared at Cinderpaw. "You know what the rating of this show is."
"Oh, right, I forgot, no talking about death if it isn't canon, no talking about love," Cinderpaw remembered. "Well, that's too bad, because that's what my ballad is all about."****
"I don't think we're missing out on too much," Onekit II commented.
Cinderpaw then picked up the Dirtplace camera and left. "I'm going to go make a commercial."
"Have fun," Onekit II told her.
Unova Region...
Flametail looked around. "There's a lot of black clouds out now..."
"Yeah..." Jayfeather pretended to know that as well. "Maybe a storm's coming?"
"Maybe. Where are we, anyway?" Flametail asked.
"Like I know," Jayfeather growled.
Before the conversation could continue, it started to rain. Rain? Oh, no, it poured.
"It's raining, isn't it?" Jayfeather asked.
"Yes..."
Thunder roared in the clouds above.
"It's thundering. Soon there's going to be-"
A bolt of lightning struck near Flametail and Jayfeather. Flametail screamed.
"What?" Jayfeather asked.
"Nothing," Flametail replied almost as calmly as possible.
Another lightning bolt struck. This time, it struck Jayfeather in the tail. This caused Jayfeather to faint.
"Jayfeather?" Flametail asked, extremely concerned and worried. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Jayfeather was still breathing. "He hasn't lost a life...I'll wait here until he wakes up and is able to continue with the challe-"
Just then, a noise was heard from up above.
"What was that?" Flametail asked out loud. he looked up to see a massive black dragon with a blue spot on the back of its head falling from the sky to land near the two cats. "Oh, no..."
Insert scene pause, black bar saying Zekrom, and scene continuation here.
"That's...Zekrom..." Jayfeather muttered, only half-conscious now.
"What?" Flametail asked, staring at Jayfeather and surprised he was saying anything.
"Zekrom...electric...dragon..." Jayfeather muttered, but didn't have the strength to say anymore.
Zekrom roared and unleashed an electric attack on Flametail. Flametail shot a weak Fire Attack back, and the two moves cancelled out.
Flametail shivered. "I don't know if I can do this...Jayfeather, I hope you wake up soon."
Just then, Jayfeather stopped breathing. Flametail's eyes widened. "I'm going to die..."
Don't worry. I believe in you. You can do this.
"No, I can't, Jayfeather, I can't do this alone!" Flametail growled, then blinked. "Wait...you're losing a life. How can you-?"
Don't ask. Just trust me who trusts in you who believes we can finish this quest successfully!
"Yes." Flametail smiled. "I do believe that, Jayfeather. And you're right. I can do this!"
Zekrom roared again and unleashed another electric attack on Flametail.
"Taste my Fire Attack, Zekrom!" Flametail shouted as he charged up his attack. He released his Fire Attack, and before the attack reached Zekrom's attack, it turned into a White Energy Attack, surprising Flametail.
"What happened?" Flametail asked as the two attacks cancelled out again.
I don't know. Just keep fighting the dragon.
"Right," Flametail agreed as he fired his Fire Attack at Zekrom again before Zekrom could attack. Zekrom made a noise that resembled a chuckle as the attack hit him. "Now what?"
Fusion Attack of Awesome?
"FUSION ATTACK OF AWESOME!" Flametail shouted as he charged up his attack. He released his Fire Attack, which turned into a Fusion Attack of Awesome. However, at the same time, Zekrom attacked Flametail with an electric attack, so the two attacks cancelled out. Flametail, however, was not discouraged by this. He unleashed another Fusion Attack of Awesome on Zekrom before it could shoot another electric attack at him, but it had the same effect as his Fire Attack had had. This frustrated Flametail. "Now what?"
A Poke Ball then fell to the ground. Flametail waited for something to happen, but the Poke Ball just sat there, chilling.
Jayfeather woke up. "Ugh, I can't believe I lost a life again. And that was such a cheap shot, too. Stupid Zekrom."
"What's that Poke Ball doing?" Flametail asked.
"Try picking it up and throwing it," Jayfeather advised. "I'd do it, but you know...blindness."
Flametail picked up the Poke Ball and threw it towards Zekrom. A Goldeen came out of the Poke Ball and started hopping around. "This thing's useless."
A Poke Ball then landed on Jayfeather's head. "Ow! Whatever this is, I don't want it." Jayfeather threw the Poke Ball in a random direction, causing Latias to come out. Latias made some sort of noise and started flying around, injuring Zekrom as Latias ran into it. Zekrom roared in frustration as it couldn't do anything as Latias continued attacking it. Eventually, Zekrom fainted.
"Whoa," Flametail said in awe. Latias stopped attacking Zekrom, flew over to the two cats, and stared at them as if expecting something. "Jayfeather, can we keep it?"
"I don't see why not," Jayfeather replied. "At least until we find RiverClan."
"YAY!" Flametail shouted. Latias made a noise that sounded excited.
"Yes, that's wonderful, shall we continue?" Jayfeather asked. Not waiting for a reply, he began to walk off.
Flametail and Latias followed. "Where are we going?" Flametail asked.
"Who knows?" Jayfeather replied.
The three then continued on and on and on, walking in a random direction for a long time, hoping somehow they would find the plot.
3 days later...
"Are we there yet?" Jayfeather asked.
"No," Flametail replied.
"Are we there yet?"
"Latias."
"How about now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"LATIAS!"
Latias's eyes glowed blue as the three suddenly stopped.
"Why have we stopped?" Jayfeather asked.
"What's going on?" Flametail inquired.
"Latias."
"What?" Jayfeather asked.
"LATIAS."
"Could you please repeat that one more time?" Jayfeather asked.
"LATIAS!" Latias shouted. Latias's eyes became a much lighter blue, causing the two cats and Latias to be surrounded by a light blue aura type thing. The three then disappeared.
Dirtplace cam...
Onekit II "Due to the Dirtplace camera being stolen, I have placed a new one here. This is a test. Hey, UCM, is the camera working right?"
"Yes," UCM told Onekit II.
"Excellent," Onekit II replied.
Cinderpaw then walked onto the screen and placed the original Dirtplace camera next to the other Dirtplace camera. "I can't film my commercial."
"Why not?" Onekit II asked.
"Copyright," Cinderpaw growled.
"Right..."
Cinderpaw "So while I was gone, Jayfeather and Flametail defeated Zekrom and got a Latias to join them on their quest? Why do I always miss everything? I wonder what that Latias's power level is anyway...It's..." A note appeared next to Cinderpaw, "Over..." Cinderpaw ignored the note. "IT'S OVER EIGHT THOOOOOUSAAAAAND!" Cinderpaw picked up the note. "I'm glad I got that reference out of the way." Cinderpaw read the note. "Aww..just when I was getting used to having no fun. Well, time to go have some fun. Come along, voices inside my head at random points in my life." Cinderpaw then made the note catch fire with her brain and disappeared.
Grasswhisker "Our over eight thousand joke, even though it's not what we thought it was going to be at first, is officially owned by Ninetales153 because he says so. And now back to our scheduled programming."
The Den of Moon...
Latias, Jayfeather, and Flametail then arrived at the Den of Moon.
"Why are we here?" Flametail asked.
"Latias." Latias pointed towards a cat standing near them.
Jayfeather immediately recognized the cat, despite his blindness. "You?.!"
The cat smiled, taking a step forward. Insert scene pause, black bar saying 'Cinderpaw', and scene continuation here. "Jayfeather, Flametail. How nice to see you two again."
"What do you want?" Flametail demanded.
"I've been hired to stop you from saving RiverClan," Cinderpaw told them. "My payment is the ability to kill Firestar. But anyway, I can't let you continue on your quest."
"Why not?" Jayfeather growled.
"Because I want to kill Firestar, that's why," Cinderpaw replied.
Latias let out a shrill cry.
"So now it's time to battle!" Cinderpaw announced. "In musical form!"
"Musical form?" Jayfeather asked.
"We sing while we battle. Just battling is boring, you know. If we sing, it'll spice things up a little, won't it?" Cinderpaw didn't wait for a response. "And now, let the musical begin!"
Island Total Drama the Musical...
Onekit II appeared on the screen. "And now presenting Island Total Drama the Musical, starring Cinderpaw, Jayfeather, and Flametail. Guest stars include Latias. Thank you for your patience. The musical will now start." Onekit II then disappeared.
Cinderpaw threw balls of black energy at Jayfeather and Flametail. The two dodged her attacks, but this didn't bother Cinderpaw as she was busy singing her song for the musical. Her song was sung to the tune of the Can-Can:
"My name is Cinderpaw and I come up with some evil plans
This one is to stop these two from finding their lost RiverClan."
"Wait, we're singing songs introducing ourselves, are about the conflict, and bore everyone out of their minds?" Jayfeather asked.
"I like this song!" Flametail exclaimed.
"Thank you Flametail. And yes, Jayfeather." Cinderpaw hit Jayfeather with her Black Energy Attack, as it is now called. "That is the type of songs we're singing. Please don't interrupt me again...
"I live in the Den of Moon where I run my evil group CELL
So far we've accomplished nothing but that's no reason to yell.
I love the moon
That is why I live on it.
I'm not a loon
Not even a little bit."
"Ow!" Jayfeather hissed as Cinderpaw hit him with her Black Energy Attack again. "Pick on the blind cat, why don't you?"
Cinderpaw laughed. "I wouldn't, but if I attack Flametail..." Cinderpaw used her Black Energy Attack on Flametail, which he easily dodged. "He dodges."
"You'd think an evil maniac would have something better up her sleeve..." Flametail commented.
"Flametail, you mouse-brain!" Jayfeather hissed.
"Of course I do," Cinderpaw agreed. "I'm just not using it yet."
"Latias!" Latias attempted to hit Cinderpaw with Dragon Pulse, but Cinderpaw, who decided to defy the laws of Pokemon, dodged the attack. At the same time, Jayfeather fired his White Energy Attack at her, but she dodged it as well.
"Fools! You'll never defeat me!" Cinderpaw announced.
"La-a-ti-as."
"What?" Cinderpaw, Flametail, and Jayfeather all asked at the same time.
"La-a-ti-as."
"It sounds like Latias is singing..." Flametail commented.
Indeed, Latias was singing to the tune of Silent Night.
"La-ti-as
La-ti-as
La-ti-a-a-as La-a-ti-as
La-ti-a-a-as La-a-ti-as"
Jayfeather, Flametail, and Cinderpaw began to relax. Latias was secretly using Heal Pulse to calm them all down and possily stop the fight from continuing.
"La-ti-as La-ti-a-as
La-ti-as La-a-ti-as."
"That...was beautiful..." Flametail whispered.
"Amazing..." Jayfeather agreed.
They were then hit with Cinderpaw's Purple Energy Attack, which is a more powerful and purple form of her Black Energy Attack.
"That was a pretty song," Cinderpaw agreed. "But I still can't let you continue with you quest."
"FUSION ATTACK OF AWESOME!" Jayfeather and Flametail shouted as they fired off their Fusion Attack of Awesome.
"Purple Energy Attack," Cinderpaw said in a bored tone as she fired her Purple Energy Attack at their Fusion Attack of awesome. The two attacks, which were just about as powerful as each other, cancelled out. "Come on, you're not going to win if you don't participate in the musical. At least do that."
"My name's Jayfeather," Jayfeather growled.
"Go on," Cinderpaw encouraged him.
Jayfeather's song was then...well, spoken to the tune of Needlemouse: The Musical:
"My name's Jayfeather
That's what I'm called
If the Dark Forest attacks now, I'd get mauled
I'm from ThunderClan
What else to say?
I live as their medicine cat now go away."
Immediately after finishing his 'song', Jayfeather fired his White Energy Attack at Cinderpaw. She fired her Black Energy Attack, which was supposed to be more powerful, at Jayfeather. Somehow, however, the two attacks were just as powerful as each other and cancelled out.
"Interesting..." Cinderpaw commented.
Flametail then cleared his throat. "It's my turn to sing."
"Go on," Cinderpaw encouraged him.
Flametail's song was sung to the tune of Singachu:
"I'm...Flame...tail!
I'm Flametail!
My healing skills will not fail!
I can heal you
That is quite true
Jayfeather cannot read braiile!
Using fire
To beat all!
Even though it's all close calls!
But I still win
Up to the fin,
Victorious in all squalls!"
"Hey! What do you mean I can't read braille?" Jayfeather asked. "Wait...what's braille?"
Flametail shrugged. "Well, it rhymes with tail, doesn't it?"
"I guess."
"Enough!" Cinderpaw laughed. "You fell for my trap!"
"What trap?" Flametail asked.
"Where we all sing so that I can summon Meta Knight to fight you."
"WHAT?" Jayfeather inquired.
"Yes, you really were more stupid than you thought," Cinderpaw told him.
"I must be more stupid than I thought," Jayfeather muttered at the same time as Cinderpaw confirmed this.
"SUMMONING JUTSU!" Cinderpaw slammed her paw into the Moon's surface. Meta Knight appeared in front of her.
"This is going to be bad..." Flametail and Jayfeather muttered.
"How many times do I have to tell you that you don't need to make people sing in order to summon me?" Meta Knight asked.
"Until you realize that I'm not cutting myself to summon you and you stop complaining, you'll have to keep explaining it to me." Cinderpaw rolled her eyes. "Will you ever learn?"
"Yes," Meta Knight replied.
"Whatever." Cinderpaw sighed. "Just...go kill those two cats please. I don't give a rat's tail about the Latias, just kill those two cats."
"Yes, master." Meta Knight's sounded slightly sarcastic as he said this, but he turned towards his two new targets, ready to follow orders.
"Hold on. Before we continue with this battle, Latias wants to sing the Pokemon Rap," Flametail told everyone. "Alright, Latias, go ahead."
"Latias Latias Latias Latias
Latias Latias Latias Latias
Latias Latias Latias Latias
Latias Latias Latias Latias."
Meta Knight just stared at Latias for a second, then out of nowhere, he began attack Flametail. He charged at Flametail and, using his awesome sword techniques, beat up Flametail into a pulp, despite the fact that Flametail was not literally a pulp now. It'd make some gooood Flametail juice though. Mmm, Flametail Juice.
"Ow..." Flametail moaned.
Jayfeather then charged towards Meta Knight.
"Latias Latias Latias Latias
Latias Latias Latias Latias"
Jayfeather leaped into the air, his momentum propelling him towards Meta Knight, and clawed Meta Knight's mask. Nothing happened as a result.
"Why didn't that work?" Jayfeather asked.
"I'm wearing a mask," Meta Knight explained.
"That explains a lot," Jayfeather mused.
"Really?"
"Yes." Jayfeather then lunged towards Meta Knight and attacked again, this time clawing off Meta Knight's mask. Meta Knight's blue face stared back and Jayfeather and his unseeing eyes.
"Your face is blue?" Flametail asked.
Mmmm, Flametail Juice.
"MY MASK!" Meta Knight screamed, even more out of character than he probably was before. "YOU KNOCKED MY MASK OFF OF MY FACE!"
"Yeah..." Jayfeather looked somewhat disturbed by this sudden change in emotion.
"I USED THAT MASK TO COVER UP MY FACE AFTER A FREAK ACCIDENT THAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS IN SCHOOL!" Meta Knight shouted. "AND YOU KNOCKED IT OFF OF MY FACE!"
"...Sorry?" Jayfeather wasn't sure how to respond.
Meta Knight then picked up his mask and ran away, crying.
Cinderpaw sighed. "You want something done, you do it yourself." She then used her Author Power of Being Able do to Whatever You Want to use jutsu. "Scorch Style! Extremely Steaming Murder Jutsu!" Several flaming orbs appeared around Cinderpaw and began to circle her.
"Did you say...murder?" Jayfeather asked.
Cinderpaw nodded.
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" Flametail screamed.
"Calm down," Jayfeather told him.
"WE'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY HER ATTACK AND DIE!" Flametail continued to scream.
"Latias Latias Latias Latias."
"Calm down, Flametail! We'll be fine if we-"
One of the flaming orbs hit Flametail.
"-focus."
"Jayfeather, why is it so hot all the sudden?" Flametail asked.
"Flametail...it's freezing."
Steam appeared from Flametail's body. "No, it's...really hot. Way too hot. We're going to-" Flametail then collapsed, not breathing.
Jayfeather sighed. "This is bad...this is really, really bad."
"You said it, not me," Cinderpaw told him. "Therefore, it shall be bad." The flaming orbs disappeared, surprising Cinderpaw. "Huh...well, I got one of you, anyway. Congratulations, I evaporated all the water from his body and killed him. And now I'm going to kill you."
"No, you're not," Jayfeather replied as he fired off his White Energy Attack at Cinderpaw. She then fired her Black Energy Attack at Jayfeather. The two attacks met each other, and started fighting against each other to overpower the other attack and continue on so it could hit its target.
Cinderpaw laughed. "You honestly think you can get me with that puny little attack? Black Energy Attack is far more superior than White Energy Attack."
"Is that so?" Jayfeather asked. "Then I regret to inform you that you're wrong."
White Energy Attack won the struggle and hit Cinderpaw.
"No!" Cinderpaw shouted. "How did this happen? White Energy Attack shouldn't even be compared to Black Energy Attack. It's not even close to being as powerful. How did this happen?.!"
"Because I'm one of the Three," Jayfeather replied. "I can do what I want."
"You win this round, Jayfeather," Cinderpaw hissed. "But you'll see. I'll get you for this. I'll get you..."
Jayfeather then collapsed.
"Latias?" Latias stared at Jayfeather in concern. After all, as Jayfeather was the one who released her from her Poke Ball, she considered him to be her master. A very odd master, sure, and nowhere near as fun as the other cat who hung around him, but he was her master nonetheless.
Jayfeather sighed. "I'm fine, Latias."
Flametail woke up. "Jayfeather?"
"Don't worry," Jayfeather told him. "I beat Cinderpaw."
"That's gre-Are you okay?"
"I'm fine. I'm just...tired."
"Then we'll rest."
"Fine."
Latias then began singing, flying around, and using Heal Pulse. Because otherwise Latias would have no purpose for being around.
Dirtplace cam...
Cinderpaw "Spotty1006, I hate you. Sure, you read that one stupid webcomic that you found funny. That's fine. And now you've decided you're going to make a story slightly based off of it, only with different characters. That would be okay, but then you had to dump the characters into the Den of Moon until the story starts. THERE ARE FOUR KITS RUNNING AROUND MY DEN! I HATE YOU!"
A mysterious brown cat "Cinderpaw, I said I was sorry. There isn't any room in the Den of Creativity."
Somewhere...
Latias had teleported Jayfeather and Flametail to a peaceful forest scene in order to take their break. Both Flametail and Latias were worried about Jayfeather.
"Are you sure you're okay other than being tired?" Flametail asked.
Jayfeather sighed. "You win."
"Huh?"
"I'm on my last life, and I got pretty beat-up in the last battle. I didn't really get hurt all that much, but beating Cinderpaw took a lot of energy. I can't continue. You win the challenge."
"This isn't about winning anymore, Jayfeather. This is about saving RiverClan."
"I'm still going to try to save RiverClan, but I'm still letting you win."
And then Shukaku appeared. Latias let out a shrill cry and disappeared.
"What's that?" Flametail asked.
"My name is Shukaku and my name means 'drunk'!" Shukaku shouted.
"What are you, exactly?" Jayfeather asked.
"I am a tanuki, and I'm also a Tailed Beast! I'm the One-Tail, and I act like I'm drunk!" Shukaku shouted.
"Um...what does dru-" Flametail began to ask.
"Do not ask that question. I'm begging you," Jayfeather told him.
Shukaku then fired a Tailed Beast Ball at Flametail, causing Flametail to fly far away from the impact.
"FLAMETAIL!" Jayfeather shouted as he ran after Flametail.
"Yay! I killed someone!" Shukaku smiled. "This almost makes me want to act drunk!"
Flametail landed in a lake. Jayfeather jumped into the lake, trying to save Flametail. However, when he landed in the water, he could not find Flametail, and had to swim out of the lake before he drowned as well.
"Flametail..." Jayfeather whispered.
Then Jayfeather disappeared.
Luigi's Mansion...
"Jayfeather, what's going on?" Onekit II asked. "Where's Flametail?"
"He's...dead..." Jayfeather whispered.
"That's...depressing. Anyway, I have good news. While you were busy fighting Shukaku, I sent Grasswhisker out to investigate. He found RiverClan."
Jayfeather then became more depressed than he already was. "FLAMETAIL DIED FOR NOTHING!"
"That's not true. He helped you distract Shukaku, who was the one who kidnapped RiverClan."
"FLAMETAIL. DIED. FOR. NOTHING!"
"Alright, alright, fine. Pricklekit wants to talk to you."
Pricklekit bowed his head. "Congratulations, Jayfeather. You have won Island Total Drama."
"No, I didn't," Jayfeather growled.
"Come again?" Pricklekit asked.
"No, I didn't!" Jayfeather hissed. "I gave up! I told Flametail that he was going to win! If I'd had to do anything to fight Shukaku, I would've been done for! I should be dead, not him!"
"Don't say that. The prophecy-"
"There's always Ivypaw."
"Whatever. So the winner of Island Total Drama is dead..." Pricklekit sighed. "Now I don't know what to do..."
Flametail's spirit appeared. "Hey, how's it going?"
"You won," Pricklekit told him.
"Yay!" Flametail grinned. He then continued to do a dance.
Jayfeather just walked off, depressed.
"Great. Well, I hope everyone enjoyed this episode of Island Total Drama, and I hope this was a sastisfying finale." Pricklekit turned to Shukaku. "Any final words on the show, Shukaku?"
"This show makes me want to get drunk!"
"Remind me to edit that out," Pricklekit whispered to Onekit II.
"You're kidding, right?" Onekit II whispered back. "This show is rated T."
"Oh, really? Then that's fine."
*Making a reference to the fact that the rest of the story exists in the other chapters.
** If I didn't spell Sharingan right, don't kill me. Or anything else with two asterisks next to it.
***One of the OC's, one of Cinderpaw's CELL members, anything to do with my OCs will do as an explanation.
****Cinderpaw's ballad, titled The Tale of my Intelligent Medicine Cat Love, was created by a random song generator. This song was changed slightly from its original form, The Tale of my Insane Queen Imaginary Friend, in order to make Cinderpaw, the singer, sing about Jayfeather. I do not actually own this song.
So, what do you think? Is this better than the finale of TDWT (if you watch it)? Sorry if Shukaku was out of character (HE WAS!)...that Shukaku was out of character, it said he acted like he was drunk. That's the only thing I really picked up on, other than that it said he name translated to 'drunk', so, you know...
Sorry, this chapter was a lot longer than planned. A LOT longer. It took longer for me to write than anticipated after I realized it was going to take awhile too, but I'm done faster than I thought yesterday (I was anticipating finishing this in four days). Sorry if I bored you at times, or creeped you out, that happens when you work on the same thing for...approximately one month. As for the random Dirtplace camera appearances, they're meant for a break from the action. This is almost 12,000 words long, you know.
Hope you enjoyed the chapter, and I'll see you soon in War of the Dead!