Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OC Jackie Walker
Rule #201
The five seconds rules shouldn't be performed in front of Bruce
(Thor did that when I dropped one or two Tic Tac)
(Bruce almost flipped out when he saw that)
(I think Thor would have even picked it up and ate it if it had laid there for more than five seconds)
(Anyway, Bruce then proceeded to tell Thor to spit that Tic Tac out)
(The God refused to do it)
(Banner then hulked out)
(And well, things got violent)
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Rule #202
We're not allowed to celebrate Smyngus Dyngus anymore
(Because no one likes to be sprayed with water at every possible moment)
(I don't anyone went completely dry home)
(I was the most wanted victim)
(Because unlike the others)
(I don't know how to defend myself)+
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Rule #203
Bruce has asked us nicely to meow to songs
(Oh man, that was fun)
(We listened to lots of classical songs)
(Stuff like Bach and Mozart and Beethoven)
(And instead of humming along to it we meowed to it)
(In less than ten seconds I was joined by Peter and Tony)
(Even Loki participated in it)
(Bruce couldn't work in silence anymore)
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Rule #204
No one is allowed to have a pet
(Me and Loki agreed to raise couple of goldfishes)
(The first month we took a lot of care)
(And made sure that the aquarium was clean and the fishes were feeded)
(But then we started to care less about them)
(And then I returned from a one week trip)
(The goldfishes weren't there anymore)
(When I confronted Loki about it)
(He said he gave them to Tony)
(I'm not comment on that)
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Rule #205
Don't randomly decide to paint your face
(And then claim that those are war paints)
(After that one cutscene with Connor Kenway)
(I was so obsessed with painting my face)
(Everyone pretended that they didn't know me)
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Rule #206
Don't start a 'You're so fat argument'
(Me: "You're so fat your clothes has got stretch marks")
(Thor: "You're so fat a painting of you takes up for frames")
(Me: "You're so fat you need to buy to airline tickets")
(Thor: "You're so fat you could he Volstagg's sister")
(Me: "You're so fat that the moment Loki enters the room the whole room is going to shake")
(Strangely Loki really did enter the room)
(Followed by a short lived earthquake)
(I guess never in Thor's life did he wanted to kill me so much)
(By the way, I found out the earthquake came from the science lab)
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Rule #207
Quoting 'The Penguins of Madagascar' has been banned too
("Excuse me, hammer whose head exactly?")
(Thor)
(Everyone started to point at someone else)
("Oh, why do the bad guys always get the good stuff?")
(Believe me Peter)
(I've been asking myself the same question)
("Of course! It's the salt. The sodium granules released from the pretzel cart into the convective cloud layer must have sparked a freezing nucleation reaction and BOOM! Instant rain.")
(That got me some really impressed look from Tony, Bruce and Peter)
(Since they all know how bad I'm in chemistry)
(I guess there's no need to tell them I got it from a cartoon serie…)
("So we're stuck with the stupid Tony, well maybe it's a good thing. I mean we were all getting tired of his big high, fleeting words like recalcitrant, right? I mean, what is that? Recalcitrant. Do I like recalcitrant to you?"
(I still have no idea what that is, by the way)
("One mistake little friend, we are like the three musketeers, except there are four of us and we're all a bit weird and in no way French, but the same team mentality applies")
(Me on a survival trip with the superfamily)
(I wasn't a big help to them)
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Rule #208
We're not allowed to post the footage of Steve dressed up as a girl dancing and singing around
(the things I find on Tumblr)
(The fact that Steve actually did that is just so damn worth it)
(I mean, no one saw that it was a man until they read the comments!)
(Well, now we know for sure that Steve would be a pretty lady)
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Rule #209
Don't replace white board marker with permanent markers
(My idea)
(Big trouble when Peter and I played Bingo on the white board)
(And then tried to erase it)
(Fury wasn't happy to see that)
(We were doomed with scrubbing it off)
(My arms still hurt)
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Rule #210
'Les Miserables' has been banned from the movie list
(After the movie)
(I wanted to build a barricade)
(Like really bad)
(In the middle of the streets of New York City)
(I actually did that)
(With the help of Thor )
(And Loki)
(Thought after that we couldn't find Peter anymore)
(He was somewhere stuck IN the barricade)
(Between all the furniture)
Beta reader found, and first chapter has been replaced already :)
also, RIP Loki's hair