A/N: Okay I absolutely had fun with this one. I guess you can take it as some romantic crack!ASL. LOL. This was actually an old sentence + drabble request from my waifu. The sentence was, "Why do you keep looking at him?" I honestly had come up with so many scenarios and I finally decided to write this out. I remember her giving me some ideas for it and I pretty much went with whatever else came to my mind.
P.S. I USED THE LINE. I USED SABO'S DRAMATIC LINE I'M SORRY I HAD TO. *looking at waifu* You know which ONE. Anyway, I would have loved to have written it with her but this was for HER after all. So if you get to read it I hope you enjoy it a little. I needed a good laugh especially after all these exams. Alright, I'm done bitching.
It was probably the hundredth time this had happened. Sabo hadn't really kept count or maybe he did but as ridiculous as it was, he wouldn't ever not be amused. Regardless of the situation if anyone was having a great time with Luffy in front of Ace, they'd get the glare which was pretty self-explanatory. In other words it meant fuck off. And so Sabo and Ace were sitting at their dinner table waiting for their meal to get to the table. Ace could not stop looking over at Luffy's table.
"Why do you keep looking at him?"
Ace hadn't really heard the question seeing as he was currently occupied with talking to himself.
"Just look at them... Surrounding him... Breathing the same air as him... I'm gonna go kick their asses one by one."
"Wow Ace. You never cease to amaze me. Every time I think you'll say something that actually makes sense..." He sighed and wondered why he even tried. Sabo looked at Ace simply giving him a look, the look that just said, really?
"People breathe you know? It's what we naturally do." Sabo said trying to get Ace back to reality but sometimes even he couldn't do that without trying a little harder.
"So? They can afford to not suffocate him by not breathing around him. Easy as that."
"What kind of freakin' LOGIC—never mind. Yeah kicking their asses... That'll sure show them." Sabo shook his head, humoring his hot headed companion. "You sure you wanna kick their asses? They are Luffy's friends after all."
There was no sign of hesitation as Ace looked over at Sabo like he had just said the dumbest thing ever.
"Yes."
"Just imagine, Luffy would be pretty pissed at you and he'd hate you!" Sabo gasped dramatically. "He'd say: Ace is an asshole! I still have Sabo though! Sabo isn't mean to my friends I love—"
Ace just looked completely unamused at Sabo with his exaggerated hand gestures and tone.
"Oh shut the fuck up. Luffy wouldn't—"
"Really? How can you be so sure? And then he'd probably send you flying—actually, go ahead and do it." Sabo said looking quite amused with himself, provoking Ace could be so fun.
"You're an asshole you know? I hate you."
"No YOU'RE an asshole wanting to deny oxygen to Luffy's POOR friends! THEY COULD BE DEAD!" Sabo dramatically paused trying to find some sort of reaction but Ace just wasn't budging at all. He was a tiny bit disappointed because damn he sure as hell felt he got that last line down perfectly. "And you know that I know that you don't really hate me Ace~"
"Oh my god Sabo… I'll deal with you after them." Ace was just about fed up with Sabo as he ran his fingers through his own hair. Sabo was obviously having way too much fun from the look of things so yes; ignoring him was the best course of action.
Sabo went back to using his casual tone and sighed.
"You're honestly no fun right now. But anyway, what are you even planning on doing?"
"Gonna go punch 'em. What else?" Ace said as he cracked his knuckles.
"Booooring. That's so typical of you. Try and change it up, Ace. Be creative."
"Just spill the idea out already. You know I hate your games."
Sabo smirked.
"All you have to do is just get Luffy's attention away from his friends for a brief moment without pissing him off." Sabo had just heard himself and he seriously had to stop himself from laughing as he noticed Ace's sudden change in mood. He actually looked quite focused.
"Alright. I'm listening but, how the hell would I do that?"
Sabo chuckled.
"Easy."
—
Ace walked over to the table where all of Luffy's friends were laughing with him about god knows what. Ace got on top of the table leaning on his side laying his head against one of his hands while he had his other hand on his hip attempting to look seductively at Luffy.
"How's the main course?" Ace said with an almost sultry sounding voice as he continued with his model-like (total French girl) pose on the table.
Sudden chokes were heard around them and my god, Portgas D. Ace was trying to seduce Monkey D. Luffy? What?
Sanji nearly spilled the meals he was carrying out to the table at the sudden sight before him. Robin chuckled looking quite amused as she offered the seat between her and Luffy to Sabo. Nami just sighed looking quite unamused and wondering what the hell Ace was doing with his life. Zoro spat out his drink and was regretting it the next minute because what a waste of a good drink and then they all just went back to acting natural and talking amongst themselves, quite loudly.
And before they knew it Ace and Luffy were pretty busy making out. They looked like they were eating each other's faces as Luffy pulled away with a pensive expression shortly after the mashing of their lips.
"Hmm the main course is pretty hot~ I think I'll have to try again."
And he captured Ace's lips while cupping his face once more in a heated kiss letting the tastes of different foods dominate their taste buds, hungrily stealing each other's air, and their hands grabbed on desperately to one another's warm and heated skin. It was quite a show for whoever was even watching.
"Oh things are getting steamy."
Robin's voice sounded a bit distant as their hazy state overwhelmed them but she was right, things were literally steamy. All of Luffy's friends simply looked uncomfortable with of course the few exceptions of Robin and Sabo along with Zoro just raising an eyebrow and continuing to chug his beer hoping for a nice buzz because shit always got weird fairly quickly around Luffy especially when Ace and Sabo were involved. And Zoro couldn't help but feel jumpy at the idea of Robin and Sabo being close friends.
"Ugh. You guys…" Nami said almost disgusted with the action. "Seriously, you're on the damn DINNER TABLE EATING EACH OTHER'S FACES!"
"I honestly preferred it when Luffy devoured the food on the table instead of big brother's face..." Usopp said with an almost similar look to Nami's, not really knowing how to feel because he wasn't hungry anymore.
"I'm feeling quite hungry too~" Sabo said mischievously.
"Please no." Usopp pleaded.
That was when Ace and Luffy broke away from one another panting until their respirations and heart beats went back to normal. Luffy grinned at Sabo and slammed his fists against the table.
"SANJI! SECONDS!~"
"Here you are lovely mellorines~" Their chef served the ladies first of course.
Sanji set down Luffy's plates right after but was quickly yelled at by a displeased Ace.
"WHAT'D YOU SAY TO LUFFY?!" Ace growled. "AND what the fuck is a mellorine?"
Meanwhile right in front of them Luffy was eying the food.
"Look Sabo! Yummy food! You'll love it." Luffy said quite excitedly to Sabo.
"It looks quite yummy indeed and I'm sure I'll love it too." Sabo said quite amused.
"OI! Why are you taking it out on me? As if I'd talk to Luffy like that!" Sanji said feeling like he was being wrongly accused for a crime he hadn't even committed. "AND WHAT ABOUT HIM?!" He pointed accusingly towards Sabo that Luffy was currently devouring this time around. "And why the hell are you still on the table?!"
"Huh? That's just Sabo, the fuck do I care and what? I can't be on the table?! Is this your property or what?!" Ace huffed and crossed his arms glaring at Sanji.
"Actually Ace-san, it is his property. This is Sanji-san's restaurant." Robin said while smiling at both males.
"ROBIN-CHWAN!~"
Ace cringed at Sanji's sudden action and found himself picking off nearby plates of food because if the weirdo chef wasn't flirting with Luffy than he could care less.
Usopp sighed. "Why are our get togethers never normal?"
"Who said we were normal?" Nami chuckled. "I don't even care anymore. Let them eat each other." She slammed her mug against the table. "OI! ZORO. LET'S DRINK!"
"HUH?"
"If you manage to out drink me I'll take some money off your debt!~"
Zoro mused and figured why the hell not.
"Oh no… I've lost her too…" Usopp said disappointedly and turned towards Robin chuckling. "Now the other big brother is eating Luffy's face too… I can't."
"It's quite amusing to watch, especially when Ace-san is still on the table. He looks quite good in that manner. I'm surprised Ace-san hasn't joined—Oh my. I spoke too soon."
"NO. I wanna go home!" Usopp cried out hearing noises he didn't even want to hear let alone watch the scene in front of him. Maybe if he faked an aneurysm...
End Note: You know, I am totally with Robin, I MEAN POOR USOPP. Haaa. Okay, I know I didn't include Brook, Franky, or Chopper which I am still a bit not sure on writing their characters so I apologize. And yes this was meant to be exaggerated guys. Goodbye.
/runs off