Dear Voldemort,
I have discovered some ways that might help when you capture Potter.
1. Tie him to a chair and force him to watch hours of Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber ( or any other muggle singer), and nyan cat.
2. Force him to read fanfictions about him and Draco making out.
3. Force him to read My Immortal.
4. Tazers and Paintball never hurt either.
Hope this helps! Keep staying awesome!
-Swimpro737
P.S. Twilight torture is good to.
Dear Swimpro 737
I would just outright kill him. His mind is tough, so the torture just increase the time he has to think up a plan and escape. Now here are my thoughts on your... methods.
would just sleep through it all, with earplugs!
2. Probably affective, might do some brain damage. And that's not good, since we share minds.
3. Good idea, though I have no idea where that particular fanfic is. I don't care where it is either.
4. The darn boy survived through worse than that! You should thank his relatives for that, by the way.
-Voldemort