I hope you all know how much I love you, my finger is throbbing and I'm still typing this out for you. *kisses*

Jasper: Of course cuz I bribed her with a few kisses of my own

Me: *giggles* Now I'm blushing like Bella ;)

*Out-take*

"This is ridiculous," Alice said with a sigh.

"You're telling me," Emmett said mimicking her sigh.

The two of them were sitting in the lunch room discussing the craziness that was Bella and Jasper.

"The two of them are driving me crazy with this cat and mouse shit," Alice said strumming her fingers on the table.

"But that's the thing, they're not even trying," Emmett huffed.

"And what's with the little Denali witch?" Alice sneered.

Emmett chuckled, it was no secret that Alice was not fond of the Denali sisters. "She's just a distraction, I'm sure."

"Distraction or not, I don't like her," Alice replied. "She and her sisters are sluts in heat."

"Why Alice, I've never heard you speak about someone so glowingly...apart from myself," he said with a laugh.

"You I can deal with," Alice said giving a small smile.

"Why thanks Pix, that means a lot to me," Emmett said with a grin.

"Don't let it go to your head," she replied biting into her sandwich.

"Yeah, yeah," the goof said grinning.

"So back to our problem at hand. We need to do something," she said with a frown.

"I have an idea," Emmett said.

Alice rose a brow, indicating that she was listening.

"Rose's birthday is coming up," he began.

"Yes I know this. She's my friend remember?" Alice snapped impatiently.

Emmett bit down on his jaw to prevent saying something mean to the tiny woman across from him. Yes, he wanted to help out Bella and Jasper, but dealing with Alice was taking a toll on his patience.

"As I was saying," he said through gritted teeth. "So I was planning on throwing a party for her. The two of them are not going to set foot in a house with each other again for a while."

"Good point, go on," Alice said nodding.

"Well the thing is, having them there is not going to be the problem. It's what we're gonna do that's gonna create the problem," he said with a sly grin.

"What are we going to do?" Alice asked leaning forward.

"Do you remember Jacob Black?"

Alice nodded. Bella's first boyfriend. "What does he have to do with anything?"

The door opened startling the both of them. They looked up to see Bella standing there, looking at them curiously.

"What's going on?" she asked.

"Nothing," they said in unison then glared at each other.

Guilty much?

They looked at Bella and could tell she wasn't buying into their 'nothing'.

"I was just helping Alice out with something," Emmett said leaning back in his chair.

"Like what?" Bella asked.

"Something for Edward," Alice answered.

"You two are being sneaky," Bella said narrowing her eyes.

Emmett laughed, "Sneaky? Me?"

"And never with him," Alice said grimacing as she nodded to Emmett.

"Hmm," Bella said moving to the fridge. "I don't believe you but..."

"We barely tolerate each other Bella," Alice said dryly. "He's Edward's brother, so I just asked his opinion on something I thought Edward would like."

Emmett threw a dirty look at Alice.

"She's right Bella Bee," he said. "Only for Eddie."

Bella looked at them, a thoughtful expression on her face. "Fine," she shrugged. "I'm going back to my office. You can go back to being sneaky."

Alice and Emmett waited until she was out of the room before resuming their conversation.

"So what does Jacob have to do with your plan?" Alice asked.

"Let's see how Jasper reacts to having a blast from Bella's past in our presence," Emmett said with a smirk.

"What if he turns up with a date?" Alice asked.

"Well then we'll get a reaction from both of them. Might be just enough to get their heads out of their asses," he replied.

"True," Alice said. "This means we have to invite the Denali's doesn't it?"

Emmett shrugged. He couldn't care less, but for dramatic purposes it might be a good idea.

"Have you told Rose about your own Denali chick?" Alice smirked.

"There's no reason to tell her anything about something that doesn't exist," Emmett said with a frown.

"Your funeral,"Alice murmured. "Now who's gonna get Jake?"

"I'll call him later," Emmett said.

"You'll fill him in on everything?" she asked throwing the rest of her sandwich in the garbage.

"Yep, we've got two weeks to get everything in order," Emmett said rising from his chair.

"I hope this works," Alice said.

"It will," Emmett grinned.

She hoped he was right.

A/N: Hope their little scheme doesn't backfire on them. Muhahaha.

To all of you worrying about when they'll find out. Soon my pretties, soon *cackles*

Imma be nice and give you another chapter tonight...maybe two. See the love again?