A/N: I finally updated! Sorry it's been so long. I have a really bad cold so I haven't felt like doing anything lately. And when I finally dragged myself out of bed and wrote a few chapters, my computer froze and deleted them all. Yeah, that made me say a few words that I can't repeat unless I raise the rating to M. I'll try to rewrite those when I feel better, but for now, here's this!
The cat was evil. It smirked at him, taunting him, an evil gleam in it's eyes. Then it would turn those eyes to Bella and become the perfect, angelic kitty, rubbing against her legs. Bella would coo and fawn over its "Pretty white coat" and its "Itty-bitty paws."
It made Edward want to barf.
"Isn't he just the cutest thing ever, Edward? Look at him curled up on my pillow! I'm so glad Charlie gave him to me."
Yeah, because Edward had mentioned that he didn't like cats, and the very next day Edward came over to find a white fluff ball in Bella's arms.
Like a cat could keep him away from Bella.
"Do you want some tuna, Adonis?"
The cat looked at her and purred. Edward held back a snort. Pathetic.
Edward can purr way better than that.
"I'll be right back. Edward, can you watch Adonis, make sure he doesn't get hurt or wander off?"
Edward smiled charmingly at her and nodded, watching as she left her room to the kitchen.
The smile dropped as he turned toward the cat. It hissed at him. He hissed back.
"Alright, fur ball, it's time you and me have a serious talk."
The cat sneered at him then started licking a paw casually, as if saying,
"Do your worst, I'm not afraid of you."
Edward growled at it.
It jumped from Bella's bed to the rocking chair, where Edward's cashmere sweater was lying. Sharp nails dug into the fabric, and white strands of cat hair stuck like glue.
Edward's control snapped.
When Bella came back five minutes later, Edward was sitting on her bed with a sheepish look on his face.
The cat was nowhere to be seen.
Something white glittered on Edward's cheek…right near his lips.
It was a whisker.
Never leave vampires and cats alone in the same room. One of them will get eaten.
Alternate Ending:
When Bella came back five minutes later, she found the cat sitting on the edge of her bed.
Edward was nowhere to be seen.
Adonis licked his lips.
Something hung from one of his whiskers.
A strand of bronze hair.
Never leave vampires and cats alone in the same room. One of them will get eaten.
A/N: Oh no, the cat ate Edward! Bella describes Edward as her Adonis somewhere in Twilight…I think. It's really hard to remember anything when you have a stuffy nose and sore throat. Anyway, it seemed to fit.
The whole time I was writing this, I pictured Bella with southern accent, like she was from Texas or somewhere. Hence the itty-bitty paws. I have no clue why, I'm just weird. Do Arizonians have accents? I've never been, so I don't know.
Ok, time to end the wacky story and even wackier author's note. Thanks to all my reviewers! Cookies and cake for everyone!