FYI: Hetalia references are made. I tried to make it so everyone could at least follow it and figure out what is going on. Hope you enjoy.

It happened. Everything that the secret keeping hosts were dreading or didn't even think could happen, happened.

And it happened on Wednesday, the day that Kyoya had predicted but really wished that for once, he'd be wrong.

It started out as an ordinary day in the host club. The hosts were doing a Hetalia cosplay. Kyoya was America. Haruhi was England. Naturally, Tamaki was France. Hikaru was Romano. And Kaoru was Italy. Mori was Switzerland and Hunny was Liechtenstein. Everyone was hosting and the girls were fangirling over their favorite hosts. Everything was going great. Until Hikaru leaned down and said in Tamaki's ear, "Hey Frog, you do realize that 'America' and 'England' are dating right? And 'Italy' is going against the grain and dating the 'potato bastard'."

Tamaki froze. Kyoya and Haruhi were sitting right next to him and had both heard Hikaru's comment.

Kyoya, who was directly next to Tamaki leaned over and said in his ear, "Make a scene that doesn't match up with the theme and there will be issues. So stay in character."

Tamaki took a breath and said to the now extremely curious guests, "It appears that America and Angleterre are actually closer that I thought. In all honesty, I'm more interested in who will be my Canada." This sent the girls into a fuss with them yelling, "I'll be your Canada!" and "USUK!" Yes, the host club was filled with the flames of moe.

Meanwhile, Hikaru had walked back over to where his brother and he were sitting. Kaoru looked up and wondered what Hikaru had told Tamaki that made him want to look for Canada. Hikaru sat down on the couch and looked annoyed.

"It seems that my brother has been associating with the potato bastard again. Fratello why do you do it?" Hikaru said as Romano.

Kaoru understood what he was doing but was annoyed that his brother was dragging the girls into their personal issues even if they thought it was all for that day's theme.

Moving so that he was facing Hikaru, Kaoru said, "Ve~ But Germany is so nice. Why can't you try to get to know him?"

"Because he's Germany and a potato bastard."

"But Fratello. You call Spain a tomato bastard but you still tolerate him."

"Yha but... Germany takes up all your time and there isn't any left for me!" Hikaru exclaimed

Kaoru moved closer to his brother. He tilted his brother's chin up so that he could see his brother's amber eyes. Basically their usual pose.

"Oh Lovi~ Why didn't you tell me sooner rather than in front of all these people?"

"Because I wasn't sure how you'd react." Remembering that he was Romano and that they weren't doing their usual act that day, Hikaru swatted his brother's hand away, "And don't touch me like that, Feli"

"Aww, does Fratello need a hug?"

"No-o! D-don't hug me. Ack!"

"Too late Romano!" Kaoru attacked Hikaru with a very Italy-like hug. The girls erupted into fangirl screams as Hikaru gave in to his brothers hug and hugged him back.

Whispering in his brother's ear, Hikaru said, "I told the boss."

Over where Hunny and Mori were hosting, the two were doing their usual routine but with a few more words from Mori.

"Big brother. Do you think there's going to be a war?" Hunny asked.

"Why do you ask?" Mori replied

"Well, it seems that there is some tension between Italy and Romano. And France looks as if he's been stabbed in the back. I really hope that there isn't a war."

"Who knows. It's the rest of the world's problem anyway. If there is one then we'll be neutral like always."

"Ok. Can we have some cake now, big brother?" Hunny looked up at Mori cutely.

"Yha."

The girls that they were hosting squealed, "So cute!"

Things went sorta smoothly the rest of the time. But it was after all the guests had left that things got heated up.

Author's Note

Ohh. Cliff hanger. Yes I know J Michael Tatum vocies Kyoya and Fance but I couldn't picture Kyoya being France. He is America because of the whole FrUK, USUK fandom and there had to be a love triangle. USUK is what I prefer. I realize that Todd Haberkorn is Hikaru and Italy however Romano better suited Hikaru at the moment than Italy did. Like Hikaru, Romano doesn't like who his brother spends his time with/date. Naturally the two neutral nations are the neutral hosts. As you can see each of the nations that the hosts are cosplaying as all mean something. Pretty good right? Anyway thanks for reading and PLEASE REVIEW! Also I'm going to do some self promoting here. I have posted two chapters of my new Hetalia fanfic. It will be a Germano but that doesn't mean that there aren't any other pairings in it. Please check it out.