Super Smash Brothers – Hardcore Survival
Episode 20
Smash Hub
Craig: Last time, on Super Smash Brothers – Hardcore Survival. The team of Wolf and Squirtle approach Rayquaza, who I now realise is pathetic, and attempt to defeat him. But they get backstabbed by Little Mac and Shulk, who kill them, and destroy Rayquaza. Towards the end of the episode we see Marth run up to King Dedede, but Dedede smashes him into the sky, ending the ridiculous streak of deaths Marth has brought upon the arena. Marth, what are your words?
Marth: Die. Die. Die.
Craig: You still aren't over that, are you, ye serial killer?
Marth: Die. Die. Die.
Craig: Go away.
Marth: Die. Die. Die.
Craig: God's sake do I have to take another away. COME.
*Two ROB sentries float down the stairs, emotionlessly looking towards Marth. They grab him, and take him up the stairs.*
Craig: Alright. No more fooling around. Duon, Galleom. Ridley. Meta Ridley. Go into the arena, kill off everyone. There are now 6 of you in the arena. This can't go wrong. All shall die.
Greninja's Perspective
Greninja: Alright, Lucario. Who should we go for next?
Lucario: Wherever the wind takes us. We shall not focus on certain contestants. We shall fight whoever comes across us, no matter how big the alliance.
Greninja: Are you suuuuurrrreeee…
Lucario: Yes.
Greninja: Buuuuuuttttt…
Lucario: But what.
Greninja: There's an alliance of three. Like, right there.
Lucario: Let us fight!
Luigi's Perspective
Luigi: So, should we attack people? I think I-
Lucina: Shut up, Luigi. I see someone. No. Two people… I can't make out who it is, though. They're Pokémon. Engage?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Luigi: Yes. 3v2.
Lucario's Perspective
*Lucario and Greninja, now mostly at full health, were charging towards the enemy. They had devised a plan to take out Yoshi first, as they felt he was their weakest member. Lucario goes in with kicks, but Greninja stops moving. His shadow moves, though, and as soon as it lands on Yoshi, he reappears right next to Yoshi. The green dinosaur flies off into the trees, while Luigi and Lucina are now attacking the pair from behind. Lucina uses the dancing blade, while Luigi takes a ranged approach with fireballs. Lucario retaliates to Luigi with a Shadow ball, making a mid-flight explosion, but nothing fatal. Luigi and Lucario both get knocked on their feet. But there was a predator approaching. Something that no-one wanted to fight. It was Meta Ridley. Meta Ridley slams on the ground, sending everyone in the air. Luigi lands on Meta Ridley, and tries to use it like a horse, or…*
Yoshi: YOSHI!
*Yoshi, instead of attacking Greninja or Lucario, attacks Meta Ridley. He comes back with projectiles out of his mouth, which Yoshi dodges, but in turn, hits Lucina.*
*Lucina runs up to Meta Ridley, performs a Dolphin Slash, but Meta Ridley dodges out of the way, and claws at her. He also misses, which allows her to get a 3-hit combo with her sword. Greninja, now assisting the trio, uses Water Shurikens on Meta Ridley, with Lucario using shadow balls on him. Yoshi runs in for melee, but is easily swiped back by Meta Ridley.*
*Luigi now, had been de-saddled by Meta Ridley, and joined in the battle. Luigi used the Green Missile on him, and it misfired, giving him extra damage. Meta Ridley jumps down on the ground once more, and sends everyone in the air. Luigi jumps onto Yoshi in fright, and Yoshi quickly bucks him. Lucina, Lucario and Greninja, on the other hand were not as frightened. Lucina makes very careful sword movements, with Lucario and Greninja in the back with their respective projectiles.*
*Meta Ridley now fires two projectiles of his own, one at Greninja, one at Lucario. They respectively use their counter-attacks, Substitute and Double team, and don't get hurt. Nothing fires back though.*
*Yoshi and Luigi were no longer in the fight just for decoration. Yoshi turns into an egg, and rolls all over Meta Ridley, with a finale of an egg-throw, and a ground-pound. Luigi, meanwhile was using the Luigi Spin RIGHT NEXT to Meta Ridley. This proved to be a terrible decision, as Meta Ridley swiped away at Luigi at just the right spot, and he went flying in the air, eliminated.*
Lucina: DAMN! Luigi's gone.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
*Meta Ridley Then spews more Projectiles out, at Lucina and Yoshi. Lucina deflects hers, and sends it right back at him, and Yoshi rolls right out the way. Meta Ridley had 50/500 HP, so all 4, feeling strong and mighty charge up towards Meta Ridley.*
*Lucina uses a Dolphin Slash*
*Lucario uses a highly charged Shadow Ball.*
*Greninja uses a Shadow Dash.*
*Yoshi, about to do the final blow, butchers the entire epic fight. He blocks, as Meta Ridley is about to hit him. Sure, he blocks, but it's nowhere NEAR as epic. Lucina just sighs, and finishes him off with literally 1 sword strike.*
Lucina: Way to kill the morale, Yoshi.
Yoshi: Yoshi… *sniff*
Greninja (whispering to Lucario only): Should we join forces with those two?
Lucario: (whispering back): Yes, I think so. We will be really powerful. They lost Luigi, but as a 4 we are definitely really strong. Let's ask.
*But before they could ask, Lucina walks up.*
Lucina: Would you like to join us?
Greninja: Ok!
Lucario: Indeed.
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Lucina: I… think he's happy? Luigi was the one who could really tell what he meant.
Greninja: I don't know. He understands battles though. I feel we should keep him.
Lucina: Definitely. We should continue on, ok?
Smash Hub
Craig: Hello, Luigi? How are you?
Luigi: Well-a I feel that-a I could have done-a better. My team were-a basically pulling me-a through this entire thing. It may-a not have looked-
Craig: Not enough time! We have to move on stupid sidekick of Mario.
Luigi: Don't-a say that! I have like… 4 games!
Craig: Go away.
Luigi: Fine…
Mr Game and Watch's Perspective
Mr Game and Watch: Beep! Click, click! Beep!
*Mr Game and Watch raised a finger, and pointed at an oncoming foe.*
PAC-MAN: Oh wow. Petey Piranha!
*Petey Piranha came lumbering along. He swiped his cages at both of them, and both of the oldies get swept off their feet. Mr Game and Watch throws his turtle at it, and PAC-MAN throws his ghosts at it. Petey Piranha may be a weak boss, but he surely hurt both of the 34 year old game characters (as of this day). PAC-MAN charges up to him, but the Piranha jumps on him, crushing him, and hurting badly. Mr Game and Watch takes this opportunity to use rapids attacks of varied weapons to test them out on this giant health sack.*
*Petey Piranha goes ahead, and swipes at Mr Game and Watch with his cage again, but Mr GAW dodges, and Petey Piranha loses balance. The huge monster falls on his front, and PAC-MAN is free. PAC-MAN feeling all brave, and like he's the hero of the century, storms off to Petey Piranha. In turn, Petey Piranha swipes PAC-MAN with a cage, and sends him off, flying. Mr Game and Watch was being a chicken again, and decided this was a good situation to flee from. No teammate. The boss had fallen over. This was a good time to retreat.*
Smash Hub
Craig: So PAC-MAN, how was your time here?
PAC-MAN: I dunno.
Craig: Great input.
Captain Falcon's Perspective
Captain Falcon: I have to go after him. Nothing will stop me!
*Throughout the dim lighting of the night, Captain Falcon strides with ease towards where Ganondorf ran off to. He knew it would be hard to locate such a character, but he would try. Ganondorf's location was easily spotted when Captain Falcon heard the yelling. Not of Ganondorf's victims. But of Ganondorf, himself.*
Ganondorf: WHOA-YEAH! WHOA-YEAH!
Captain Falcon: The absolute idiot. SHOW ME YA MOVES, GANONDORF!
Ganondorf: What?
Captain Falcon: How could you NOT hear me? SHOW ME YA MOVES!
Ganondorf: What?
Captain Falcon: Oh, you're stalling me. I get it.
Ganondorf: What?
Captain Falcon: Just shut up.
*Captain Falcon ran up to Ganondorf, as he was being the most annoying contestant ever, hit him hard with his knee, grabbed him, and threw him away. He ran up to him with his Falcon Powers, and grabbed him again. He used a flurry of punches on him, and kicked him in the air. Ganondorf tried to use an aerial attack, where he kicked down on the Captain Falcon, but he ended up just failing, and falling to the ground, limp, and pathetic. Captain Falcon used a mighty Falcon Punch on him, and Ganondorf's evil reign of terror was over.*
Captain Falcon: I hope I made you proud, Sonic.
How's that for a special episode? More bosses! More deaths! More alliances! (Sorry to that guy who voted for Yoshi, by the way!) That idiot Ganondorf finally met his maker.
I'll have you know the finale is (hopefully) the biggest and best, and most unexpected turns of events in Fan Fiction history. You'd be surprised, a little story about Smash Bros contestants in an arena turned out this eventful.
Anyhow, don't forget to vote for your favourite character out of the last 15 on the poll on my profile page! I'm still open to reviews, with suggestions of any sort. Who is the most BORING character who's left? Vote for either the least eventful person, or the character that is just plainly dull.