In Order of Appearance:

Residenz- Holy Roman Empire.

Rome- (North) Italy.

Bern- Switzerland.

Naples- South Italy.

Tokyo- Japan.

London- England.

Vilnius- Lithuania.

Moscow- Russia.

Bonn- (West) Germany.

Rome- (North) Italy.

Note: Sealand is as himself.

Residenz' house was broken apart by all sorts of tensions and needless drama. The time has come for Residenz to leave Rome…once and for all.

[INSERT HETALIA: AXIS POWERS OPENING]

"Residenz, as soon as you're ready, we can get the heck out of here, OK?"

The Holy Roman stopped to look at the man that had spoken to him, readjusting the object in his arm as he stopped.

"Sì, this is the last one."

"Those paintings are stupid." Another one of his men remarked. "Why don't you just leave them here?"

The two men took the canvas out of his arms.

"Oh, isn't this a painting of your girlfriend or boyfriend or gender neutral chibi thing?"

"It's not like that!" Residenz said, blushing heavily.

"Sure it's not." The other of the two men said sarcastically.

Residenz pictured Rome in several different outfits and times they had been together, before he noticed that the actual Rome was there too, holding a heavy bucket filled with water.

He stopped when he saw Residenz, the Holy Roman gasping slightly. Rome looked slightly confused and Residenz was trying to fight back tears.

Chibitalia- To be Continued.

"Hello, I'm Sealand! The World's Smallest Nation. I'm a very small Nation with only four citizens and just over two hundred square metres! Those are like yards which are like feet but bigger. We also have cleaning supplies and a goat. Sometimes I ride the goat as I swab the deck. And that isn't code for anything. I'm actually an old abandoned British fort, and after we were left alone we crowned a Prince and he declared our Independence. He also made a law that we had to call him Super Larry. I may be small but I've got a big heart. I've also got a birthmark in the shape of a transistor radio but I can't show that to you. Currently all we have is a noble title to give people, which is £29. That's cheap. You even get the choice of being a lord, lady, baron or baroness. Great Britain will rue the day they left us!"

"We've got leaks over here!"

"And over here too!"

"Right away! I'll be there next! The tape idea I tried isn't working!"

~Hetalia!~

Since I got kicked out from the World Conference of Countries, I might as well try going to the World Conference of Capitals. Maybe they'll understand me since some of them surely want to be Countries too!

Sealand sat down in his chair, waggling his feet and holding his (unnaturally coloured) drink.

I guess the smart thing to do would be to introduce myself and try to act natural!~

Bern was the first person to walk past in his khaki uniform, his gun still on him in case he needed to use it. He had his head down and looked like he didn't want to be bothered, but Sealand didn't care.

"Hey! It's a lovely day isn't it?"

He was ignored.

Naples was the next person to walk past. He wasn't wearing his uniform but he was wearing a dark green Italian suit and a pink-

"Hey, I like your tie!"

The Italian ignored him as well.

"What's wrong? Maybe I'm being too quiet. Urgh." He tried to make his voice louder by coughing a little bit before he spoke. His next victim walked past just as he finished coughing. "Well hello friend!"

Tokyo, said victim stopped. She turned around to look at the Sealander, though she didn't realise London also was glaring at her too, muttering "Wanker.".

She nodded slightly to Sealand, before turning around and making her departure.

Sealand looked sadly down into his lap. "What's wrong with them? They're so off standing and rude, it's as if they don't even recognise me as a country, even when they aren't countries themselves!"

No-one recognises Sealand as a country.

~Hetalia!~

Sealand took a long slurp of his drink from his straw, before realising that nobody recognised him as a Country. He blushed slightly, trying to find a nicer Capital that might talk to him and London wouldn't threaten first.

Vilnius seemed like the sort of person he was looking out for. She was on her own, looking as if she were in her own world, wearing a green suit and tie.

"She looks like she'll listen to me! I'll start by getting her advice! Excuse me! What do you think I should do to become a country?!"

Vilnius actually paid automatic attention to Sealand, slightly to his surprise. "What's that, you want to become a country? You're such a tiny thing, you look much more like a Capital than a Country! Are you sure that's a good thing?"

"But I've got a big heart!"

"A big heart? It takes a whole lot more than a big heart and a sailor outfit to become a Country, and I don't even know everything to do with being a Capital! You should know that if you do make friends with any of the Capitals, other Capitals or their respective countries will try and invade you destroy everything about you that makes you unique! Sure, we Capitals are under control of our Countries but since we are part of them they treat us nicely, but if they claimed you as their territory, they wouldn't be so nice! Moscow and Russia are a Capital and Country that would be glad to have you as territory and make you so alike to them nobody would able to tell you apart!"

Vilnius hadn't realised that Moscow had been listening to the conversation, his creepy aura appearing around the whole room.

~Hetalia!~

"OK, I am going to invade Moscow and the rest of Russia. Now behave while I'm off killing."

"Please don't! My medications wearing off!" Rome whined to the German. "It's scary to be alone! I can see the faces staring at me! Britain and France and the other Allies will swallow me up like the tasty Italian food I ate earlier. Please don't go!"

Rome clenched his fist. "I can't be dependent on Scary Miss Bonn for the rest of my life! I'll show them the true Rome!"

~x~

London had decided to go for a casual walk. Not that it was war or anything…she just liked walking.

When she heard panting and a flapping sound, she looked for the source of the noise. She wasn't sure whether she was or wasn't surprised it was Rome waving a white flag.

"Over here! I surrender! Look at me!"

All this flag waving is hard work, I'm so tired! Italia and Roma forever!

To be continued…

Capitalia Profiles- Bern

Name- Bern

Human Name- Luca Zwingli

Alternative Spellings- N/A

Age- 17

Gender- Male

Birthday- 26th June

Hair Colour- Blonde

Eye Colour- Green

Height- 171cm

First Appearance- Chapter/Episode 1

Mother Nation- Austria

Father Nation- Switzerland

Relationship Status- Single

Relationships With:

Older Brother- Vienna

Younger Brothers- East Berlin, Vaduz