Not far off the end now, only another seven to go and then it's finished. This one is about Nymphadora Tonks I've read a handful of stories with Hermione and Tonks and I don't know what to make of them. What do you think?

Hiya glad to see you all again, it's been sometime since I was last on Fanfiction but yesterday evening I decided to investigate some pairings I hadn't seen before and this is one of those pairings. I made it clear earlier in this story that I was only interested in men. So why have you continued to pair me up with women? This woman is loud and bubbly, her personality is always shown on her sleeve or should I say by the colour of hair. She is stubborn and knows what she wants but if you call her by her first name she may just hex you to the future and back. Nymphadora Tonks is Mad Eye Moody's favourite student, an aurora who loves her job and loves the people she is around.

Tonks is lovely; she is great to be around. She's one of those people that can make you laugh even when you're having a down day. Her attitude to life is amazing; she sees good in every turn and will always have a smile on her face unless you mention her estranged family. One for practical jokes she loves a good laugh and if she isn't changing her hair or her face, for the amusement of others she's tripping other something. I love being around the woman but really I'm not interested in being more than just her friend.

As an Auror her job puts her in dangerous situations all the time and with the recent breakouts from Azkaban and Deatheaters roaming the country it's become even more dangerous. The Auror department is a very masculine environment with only a handful of women working there. Tonks is one of the best Auror and was trained by Alister Moody. I admire Tonks; she stepped into a field that wasn't catered for her. She told me how they treated her when she first started working, they thought she would be captured and killed on her first mission because she was so clumsy but she proved them wrong. She's the most successful female Auror in history and I look up to her and admire her strength and courage.

You're failing to see the problems with Tonks and me. Last year she married my ex Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor, Remus Lupin. Tonks has been after Remus for ages, her love for him is obvious, she goes giddy has a huge smile on her face and talks too quickly and ends up jumbling her words and embarrassing herself. Even though it's funny to watch it's sweet and I'm so happy for her, and I'd hate to tear that away.

I mentioned this already but she's a woman I'm not into women therefore the relationship just won't work. End of.

I've read a variation of stories surrounding Tonks and I. One of them is a simple best friend story, we've become close over the years and we talk to each other about everything, of course this is nearly always a side pairing to Remus and Tonks and me being with someone else. Sometimes these stories include one of us giving advice or having girl talk. I'd like to see more stories that focus on Tonks and I being such good friends. I'd be proud to read one of those stories.

A post Hogwarts story of me working in the Ministry. Tonks and I are both Aurors and we've been sent on a mission to track down Deatheaters, along the way one of us gets lost or is injured. Sometimes we'll fall in love and sometimes our friendship is tested. I guess they are okay I don't mind them too much but I think I'll have to look into a couple more before I decide whether or not I like them or not.

Now this is where the okay stories stop. I've come across a few stories where Tonks and I have a little fun at Grimmauld place, now I'm sorry I'm straight, Tonks is straight so we don't want to be having mind blowing orgasms from each other's hand just to please you readers.

With regards to this if we're not having sex then we are laid in bed holding hands or we're walking down the streets smiling at one another. These stories are nearly always a one shot and they show Tonks and I being in love. Sometimes these stories are multi fics and have the plot focus around us falling in love. I'm not really fond of this because she's happy with Remus and I'm not in to her like that.

If you're so desperate to write a story with Tonks being the main character then here are a few suggestions. The easiest one is to place her for Remus then you can do your steamy sex scenes which I know she'll love.

If Remus isn't your type then you can always do one with her family; this includes Sirius, Andromeda, Ted, the Malfoy's and Bellatrix. This can be anything, from an interview in Azkaban to a conversation between her mum and dad. She has a very interesting family so the stories can be very interesting but please no incest.

If you want a friendship relationship then you can always try a story with Ginny, Harry or Ron maybe Mad Eye or Kingsley. But if you're desperate to have a love story or a sex story then I can only really suggest two people and I'm sure she wouldn't like it but I'd be amused and that's Charlie Weasley a childhood friend she went to school with or Severus Snape. I've read a couple of stories that focus on those two in a sex scene and at first I was shocked and then I was amused and then I realised I didn't mind it.

I haven't much to say about this peculiar pairing because I'm not in to women and that won't change. I've given you a couple of interesting pairings to go on with and I've also said I liked a couple of the stories I'm written but that's it really. I'm going to have to go because I've got to meet the Headboy and plan the next few weeks of school patrols. See you later.

Please review guys and gals.

Next up will be Ronald Weasley.