"OH MY GOD!!!" Jackie choked out between shocked laughter, "You're such a whore!"
"Shut up 'Rose Bud'" Donna retorted through chuckles, though still a little dismayed over what had happened earlier that morning. "He only called you that 'cause you're short and small, not voluptuous like a real rose!" she continued on, receiving a smack from Jackie. "God…I really hope no one else finds out about this…" she laughed bitterly, then giving a side glance to Jackie through her fingers, "By the way…nice outfit." She said a little un enthused, she wouldn't have otherwise pointed it out, however Jackie was all about fashion, and her little get-up was far from it according to normal Jackie standards.
The petite brunette looked down at what she was sporting at the moment, Steven's tee and the pants from her outfit yesterday. She made a scrunched face and replied, "Yea, I know it doesn't match…but Steven would not allow me to leave the garage without any pants…what a prude." She looked to the side with an annoyed expression.
Donna laughed, "Yea, well…God forbid if your boyfriend gives a rat's ass about you giving the rest of the world a show…" she replied sarcastically, Jackie only shaking her head affirmatively and shrugging as if she didn't get the sarcasm. Donna rolled her eyes.
Jackie had called Donna from her cell and the two decided to hang out for a while before looking up Maxie and Lulu; she still had Lulu's car from the night before, so it was a pretty good deal. They had stayed for a while at the garage, which Donna thought was pretty awesome, and hashed out the morning's events while drinking two cups of premium coffee that she'd picked up from a drive-thru for herself and Jackie. Donna began her story a little reluctantly, but couldn't back down, for as soon as she started her explanation, she quickly cut herself off with a sigh and an "Oh…I can't tell you," to which Jackie insisted she now had to tell her, which she eventually did.
"Soo…maybe we should see if Maxie needs any help-Hey?" Donna cut herself off in realization.
"Yea?" Jackie looked at her queerly, wondering what could've caused this sudden revelation.
"The guys are having a bachelor party…so, what about Maxie? Shouldn't she be having a Bachelorette party?"
Jackie gasped, "You're right!" she placed her hands over her mouth then scowled. "Ohh! I can't believe they didn't invite us!...I bet it was that Lulu…what a bitch!" she fumed. At this, she got up from the ratty couch that reminded the both of them of the one back at the Forman's place, Donna following, and headed to the car.
"Jackie…Jackie!" Donna interrupted her friend's harshness, closing the car door. "I actually don't think they had anything planned…I mean, Maxie's been so preoccupied with the actual wedding, and Lulu never brought up the possibility of a party at all during the times I've spoken with her, being she's been pretty busy helping Maxie as well…"
"Well, there is no way a woman can get married without sewing her royal oats first!" Jackie declared, fist in the air.
"Uhmm," Donna stifled a giggle, "they usually say that about guys…"
"Oh, whatever, Donna. Point is, she has to have one more wild and carefree night before she gives herself…willingly, I might add, to the love of her life….oh, how romantic…" she stared off dreamily, then came back down to earth. "Come on, let's go find 'em and ask if there were any plans tonight, if there were and we weren't invited, oooooh, I'm gonna be super pissed." She crossed her arms, a-la-Fez, signaling she was ready to go and that Donna should start the car.
"Sure." Donna said, amused.
Jackie caught her smiling as she backed out the small driveway. "What is it?" she asked, beginning a smile of her own.
"Nothing...do you think your new Australian friend would mind being the "entertainment" for tonight?" she snorted that last bit, giggling giddily. "…you know, in case we have to come up with something all last minute?" she bit her tongue between her teeth in an 'I'm just kidding' fashion.
"Oh, I'm sure he wouldn't mind at all…and I'm sure Eric wouldn't be bothered by it either." Jackie said casually glancing at Donna with a wink.
"Yea…or Hyde!" she retorted, both girls laughing as they made their way to the apartment.
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After Donna's departure, the boys, save Spinelli, had also decided to head out, mostly on Jason's insistence, not just because his home needed a breather, but because Johnny, Coleman, and the rest of the guys needed help setting up at Jakes for tonight. Jason was to keep Spinelli occupied until then, since they wanted it to be a surprise…not that he didn't already know what was coming, or at least thought he knew. Jason insisted that Spinelli could keep himself plenty occupied, but Patrick and Coleman told him that it'd be nice for Spinelli if they'd bond a little more before he'd belong to someone else in the near future. Jason caved and so the both of them headed out on their own, not knowing where exactly they'd go.
"So…Spinelli, you seem kind of…I don't know…worried about something. Is it the party?" Jason queried, noticing his 'brother's' dismayed expression. They parked near the docks then walked a while, staring out from the shore, then deciding to sit at the benches that adorned the dock.
"Oh…if it were only that…" he sounded so depressed.
Jason began to feel uncomfortable, it looked like Spinelli needed to get some feelings out, and that definitely wasn't his department, but he'd suck it up. He looked around uneasily for a while, then asked,
"Well, then what is it?" he'd probably regret asking this.
"NOTHING HAPPENED I SWEAR!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!" Spinelli shouted, unprovoked, through cloudy eyes at Jason.
Yep, he had regretted it.
Spinelli explained the whole ordeal of the morning, Jason with wide-eyed disbelieving amusement.
"So, uh…she thought you were the skinny kid?" Jason asked with his hand casually over his mouth as if resting his chin, stifling a chuckle.
"Oh, I'm so glad this amuses you," Spin began sarcastically through squinted eyes as if seething, then regaining the kicked-puppy-like composure he had adopted whilst telling his story, "but what if Maximista finds out of my unintentional infidelity? What if she calls off the wedding? What if the Proud Patriarch murders me?! He's the commissioner, he could make it look like and accident and no one would ask questions!!!" Spin was getting out of control, wringing his hands then flailing his arms at Jason.
Jason removed his hand from his face and replaced his 'stonecold' countenance. "Spinelli, quit being hysterical, like you say, it was an accident. I'm not saying you should keep this from Maxie, but again, like you say, it wasn't intentional, therefore, unimportant." He advised.
"B-but Stonecold, I cannot keep this from my fiancé, she needs to know, w-we promised each other that we would no longer keep any sort of secrets from the other…no matter how painful…" he remembered those brief times when Maxie and Johnny seemed to have had something for each other, but it was just a fluke.
"You see, there you go. Tell her if it makes you feel better, and remember, she's done far worse to you than anything you could ever do to her. She can't get upset with you over something that neither you nor Donna knew was going on."
"You're right, absolutely right. I have forgiven Maximista countless times because I love her, so…if my love is reciprocated, I have nothing to worry about…right?" Spin asked unsurely, wringing his hands again.
"Right." Jason confirmed confidently with a smile and a friendly pat on the back, which helped Spinelli believe him and decide to tell his fiancé when he saw her next…privately, of course.
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"Wooo! Look at me I'm Madonna!" Kelso shouted as he spun around on a stool with two cone-shaped horns over his chest and glittery streamers over his head with a purple top hat securing them as if they were hair.
"Whoa, there, 'space cadet'" Coleman said cooly, "And to think, you haven't even started drinking!"
"Oh, he is always this way." Fez informed Coleman as he too put on a top hat, this one green and sparkly, shouting, "I am Michael Jackson, ow!" he shrieked whilst holding onto the top hat with one hand and his belt buckle with the other, doing the moon walk.
"Better watch it Forman, I hear he's into little boys…and you're irresistible." Hyde jabbed him in the ribs, grinning, Eric scowling.
"Oh, ha-ha, Hyde." Was Eric's best retort.
"Well it's nice to see all of you getting along so brotherly." Ethan piped up, two cold beers in his hands. "My own brother and I don't get along much…but he's a cop…you know how they are." He took a drink of his beer then handed one over to Hyde. "Here, have a drink on me…call it a…peace offering, for this morning." He smirked as Hyde took it.
"Thanks." Hyde smirked back, blowing off what happened earlier. He gets into these jealous spells then brushes them off afterward; knowing Jackie wouldn't cheat on him…though this didn't mean he trusted any guys around her…he barely trusted Kelso around her…
"No problem," Ethan said as they clanked bottles and took a swig.
"Hey! I'm a cop!" Kelso shouted toward Ethan.
Ethan quickly turned around barely taking the bottle from his lips, his cheeks full with the amber liquid. He swallowed, then burped. "Oh, really? Sorry, didn't mean to burst your bubble…no offence… but you hardly seem the…police type."
"That's because he's not…the type, that is…though he's making it work somehow…and it gets us free passes, so we don't complain." Eric grinned toothily as Matt came over and handed him a beer of his own. "Thanks, man." Eric said before downing a bit of the only liquid that could cause both pleasure and pain.
"No prob." Matt said, standing with his elbows propped up, back against the bar next to him, Hyde, and his brother, Patrick. "So, we've met the cute little brunette." He began, not sensing a glare from behind the aviator glasses due to the guy's zenful composure, but knowing full well it was there; he continued anyway, "Any other hotties tag along with you all?" he asked as he tipped his bottle to get the contents of it in his mouth.
"Well there's Donna." Kelso informed as he quit his spinning to grab at some nuts from a nearby bowl.
"And Miss Kitty." Fez included.
Eric and Hyde looked dismayed. "Ah come on Fez, why??" Eric asked over dramatically.
"Yea man, I mean she's a good lookin' woman, you know…for her age…but she's still like our mom." Hyde defended on Eric's side, for once.
Patrick and Coleman laughed along with the Giambetti boys who were also helping out, though in another part of the bar, placing decorations around.
"Yea, I gotta tell ya, there're plenty of MILF's here in Port Charles." Max said as he supported Milo, who was standing on a chair putting up streamers and such.
"OH! BARF!!!" Eric shouted. "I can't believe you called my mother a –" he cut himself off, using a gagging sound to replace the word that no child's mother should be referred to as.
"Oh calm down Eric! It's a compliment." Kelso assured, mouth full of mixed nuts.
"Yea, whatever." Eric downed another, bigger mouthful of beer.
"Sooo…Donna?" Patrick decided to break the awkward tension with a distraction of the other girl whose name was mentioned.
"Oh, yea, Donna." Matt grinned, now remembering. "How's she?"
Eric began calmly, "Oh, well, she's tall, curvy, blonde….oh yea, AND MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" he shouted, then coughed a little as some beer had gone down the wrong pipe, Hyde smacking him on the back as if to make him stop his choking, though enjoying inflicting pain.
"Whoa, sorry," Matt began defensively. "Man, what's with all the cute girls being taken?" he asked to no one in particular, taking another swig of his beer.
"You're telling me." Kelso, Fez, Milo and Coleman said in unison.
"Sorry…" Eric began, "It's just…something happened this morning and…never mind, hey, can I get another?" he changed the subject quickly, though no one really paid attention, and brought up his glass toward Coleman and traded his empty bottle for a full one.
"Ooh Yea! When Donna totally felt up Spinster in their sleep!" Kelso shouted, decidedly louder than was necessary.
"PPPTTTPPFFF!" beer was sputtered by everyone in the establishment save for Kelso, Fez, and Eric, whom already knew the story, followed by a universal "WHATT???"
"Oh, noo…" Eric placed his hand over his face before he was urged to explain from the beginning.
Everyone cracked up with wide eyes that something like that had happened to poor Spinelli…well, this chick was hot…so it's not like it was torture or anything…even Hyde, who had neglected his zen in that moment in real disbelief that something like that had happened to Donna.
Yep…that's a story not even the biggest stash in the world could rid the mind of.
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A/N: Hey those of you who are actually reading this story I'm truly sorry if you actually anticipate the chapters to come, it's just I've been so busy and stuff…I have another chapter done and then a start of another one, so I'm getting there, I promise : ) I hope no one is too disappointed with my flakey-ness, it's not discontinued or anything, but it may take a while to finish…I know, I hate it also when authors spend years updating a story, but if you've held out this long, I hope it's not too much of a bother, and I hope you're not bored of it…more action to come in later chapters, thanks so much!!! As always, review if you want! I appreciate it, though it won't deter me from updating : D