Chap. 21 Chap. 21 Crocady Yak, Don't Talk Slack

Songs

Banana Zoo-Class of 3000

SexyBack-Justin Timberlake

Happy Happy Joy Joy-Ren and Stimpy

Ryan backed into a crowd of minions. The army of his had started out strong, but the endless numbers of minions swarming them had quickly wore them out, Ryan's face was soare after all the grimaces, and worse of all, his Ipod was died. "I think it's time for a tactical retreat." Ryan said. Asher backed into him. "You mean run?" Asher said "Yeah that." "I hate to agree with you, i mean, really hate," Ryan rolled his eyes "But your right." "ALLRIGHTY,
EVERYONE, LET'S MOVE!" Ryan said. Everyone ran to a clearing past a hill of broken cars that the minions rose from.

"God, this SUCKS!" Asher said kicking in a chunk of metal in. "I can't believe we had to just run away with our tails between our legs."
"Aw Asher," Ryan said with fake consern "Don't such a baby." Asher turned on his heel towards Ryan. "Watch it, handbag. These knives of my still have a fair amount of venom, one good slice and it's rotten reptile rubarb." Ryan raise a eyescale but said nothing in return.
"So what are we going to do now?" Snaptrap asked, holding a ice bag ot his slightly swollen forehead. "We can't beat them head on, there's too many!"
"And we can't use any of the TUFF motor veichles, they're all outta gas." Dudley said rubbing a soar on his arm. "Again, sorry, don't no what happen, just, like, flew over my head." Steve said. "Uh, guys?" Walter said. "How do you take down a level 60 hydra?" Everyone turned to him with a confused look on their face."What?" Kitty asked. "How do you take down a level 60 hydra?" Walter said. "We don't know, nerd. Stab it in the heart?"
"Close," Walter turn backwards "You get rid of it's heads." Everyone looked at where Walter was looking. "The zoo." Ryan said. "It always ends at the zoo." A red figure was seen flying in the skyline. "So if we take out Vereor," Kitty began "We take out all his goons, it's win-win, guys!" Walter continued
"Am i the only one who find it ironic that we have a zoo?" Ryan said. "So this is where it all ends." Dudley wowwed. "I'm seriously wondering why we even have this." Ryan said. "Where we either put a stop to this nightmare once and for all," Kitty said. "Did someone think i'd be funny?" Ryan said.
"Or we die in a blaze of glory." Mr. Tweetums said. "Did i leave the microwave on when i left my apartment?" Ryan wondered. "Ryan," Josylin said. "What, i think it's an importan-oh wait!I remember! My building got burned down, i forgot! Oh man, some of my best music singles i made were in there!" Asher smacked Ryan upside his head, which offened him. "Enough yammering ladies," Fransico said "LET'S GO!" He rolled into a ball and span into the zoo.
"Someone's excited." Ryan said.

The zoo in itself was broken, aged, and overall, pretty demented. The cages were mostly broken, the fountain was shattered, and the walkways were ravaged. "Banana zoo, oh baby, do what you want to do, Banana zoo, oh shorty, move like a animal, now go down low, don't stop now, swing like orangatang, now take it slow,
go on and walk now, and watch him do his thing, but just don't tap the glass-" "RYAN, STOP SINGING!" Asher said. Ryan glared at him "Hater." "So where do you think Vereor is?" Josylin asked hanging on closely to Asher's arm. "Well one thing for sure, he's not on my arm, so could you please stop trying CRUSH HIM!" Asher said waving his arm free.
"This place is starting to give me the creeps." Walter said. "Just the thought of being placed in a cage and being used as a form of entirtainment for the masses, day and night,
without rest and no privacy, what do think of all this Mr. Tweetums?" "Oh, sorry sir, Ryan's little song there reminded me that we still have that egging of Timothy McGee's house scheduled for next tuesday." "Count me in.' Ryan said "His ass is grass the second I see that little prike."

"Hello, weaklings." A new yorkian accent said. Everyone turned to see a large yak creature. There was a long silence.
"So are we gonna do this or what?" Asher said. "HIT. MY. THEME MUSIC!" Suddenly a sweet rock theme played. "Ryan. You think just because you can pull off some fancy tricks you're the best at what you do, well let me tell you something brother, you ain't no wolverine, and you don't have what it takes to take on, a nine, thousand, time champion! Cuz the nick's, Morsus Zoom, and that rhymes, with doom, your gonna be hurting, ALL. TOO. SOOOOOOOOOON!" He said striking a pose. "...What?" Ryan said. He then was punched in the face with the hoof of Morsus. He bounced off the ground once hitting it. "OW, MY SCABULA!" He then rolled on the ground for a while. "RYAN!" Kitty said. They all ran towards him. "Ryan, are you okay?"
Asher asked. "HELLO ASHER, HAVE YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK? Cus if you don't Kitty will KICK my ASS!" Ryan said in a pained and not entirely sane or consesce way. "A-are you okay?" Walter quiped.
"Oh, it seem that THAT MY NERVous systems HAS BEen knocKED OUtta wack WITH That puNCH...can't qUIte feEL The paIN...THeRE It is...ooooow." Dudley and Asher lifted the hurting frill.
"Oy, just like Vereor said, all talk, no walk." Morsus said "You'll need more then that crap you've brought to this battle if you want to survive." "Okay then big guy, there's only one way to solve this," Ryan said pointing a finger at him "THEME SONG BATTLE! GO!" Sexyback suddenly stared playing out of nowhere. "Them other boys don't know how to act
I think it's special what's behind your back
So turn around and i'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge"
Suddenly the song changed back to Morsus', much to Ryan's chargin. But then it when back to Ryan's "Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it " Suddenly the song changed again. "Happy Happy, Joy Joy. Happy Happy, Joy Joy. Happy Happy, Joy Joy. Happy Happy, Joy Joy. Happy Happy, Joy Joy. Happy Happy, Joy Joy. Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
"Dudley!" Ryan said. "Sorry, couldn't resist." Suddenly a shadow loomed over Dudley. He turned to see morsus about to attack. "How'd you get here so fas-" "RAARRRRGGG!" Dudley was frozen in place as the fist of Morsus zoomed into his face.
But it never hit. Fransico jabbed Morsus in the gut. He then jumped up and punched Morsus in the face, sending him flying towards a cage. Fransico made his arms form a straight line at his sides and summoned his red aura forming orbs of light.
"Fransico BLAST!" He put his hands infront of him a shot a laser at Morsus, causing a huge explosion. "Eat that, yak sack!" Fransico said "That was a stacked attack, no flack." Ryan said. "I'm sorry, were you saying something?" Morsus said standing next to Fransico. "Oh, nothing, i was just-wait a second..." Morsus punched Fransico skyhigh, jumped and hit Fransico with a ax kick, sending him smashing into the ground. "You should have really listened to what i said, because the nick's, Morsus Zoom, which ryhmes, with doom, your gonna be hurting, ALL. TOO. SOOOOOOOOOON!" Morsus said falling back to the ground. "And now, you'll all be joining your friend shortly."
"Actually, i barely know him." Ryan said "Same for me." Walter admitted "Yeah, and he's a crimanal to boot." a random TUFF aggent said. "I don't really even like him." Asher said. "Well you'll be joining him anyway." Morsus zoomed in a flash and was about the pound the heroes when a green dash stopped him. Fransico pained and struggled to lift the big oaf. "Man, is he always this full of energy?" Ryan quiped. "If he was we wouldn't get caught as much!" Snaptrap said.

"Guys, get outta here! I can take him myself!" Fransico strained. "That's crazy talk!" "No," Dudley said "This is crazy talk. BUH BH BOO BUH! BUH BUH BA BUH! BUH BUH BUH. -" Kitty punched him in the head.
"Sorry." "Go now before it's too late!" "But we can help!" "Go find Vereor, i'll hold this guy off!" "But, i could just like, shoot him with a laser. That might help." "No, you have to save all your energy for Vereor!" "Or i could throw a stick at him.
That might help, you know, throwing a stick." "No, there's no enough time!" "I-i think there is, i mean, you've been holding for a long time now." "You have to go!" "Okay..." Ryan said leaving the scene. Some others also joined him, but DOOM stayed behind.

"Okay, this is just annoying now." Morsus lifted Fransico up and preformed a piledriver. He then picked up Fransico by the leg upside down. "Ya see, Franny boy, you don't seem to cromprohend where you stand right here, because the nick's, Mors-" Fransico was able to shoot a aura laser into Morsus' face, sending him flying. "God, that was getting annoying." Fransico was able to pick him self up, choughing up some blood, and tried to gather his barings. "Ooo," DOOM said with pain "I felt that one." Ollie said.
Morsus flipped up. "You know your pretty gutless, even for a villain." "How so?" "Suicide is the coward's way out." Morsus' horns glowed. "Mega-horn Raid-gun!" Fransico was too damaged to dodge the attack, his legs locked into place, all he could do was stand there and wait for death's embrace. But the attacked missed.

Snaptrap and Ollie pushed him outta the way. "You guys," Fransico said "I'm already one foot in the grave, you should have attacked Morsus!" "Come on Fransico, we couldn't lose one of our most valuable DOOM members." "Yeah, you kinda carry this whole stable." Snaptrap said.
"Really?" "Of course!" Larry said. "You know, after this whole thing blows over, whatdaya say we head over to the nearest bank and, just have a good old time." Ollie said. Fransico nodded. "Yeah, let's do that." He turned to Morsus and smiled "But first, let's take of this overgrown rag of fur." Morsus rose from his stance. he had a sneer on his face. "Let's see you try."

Special thank to TFS and CGFTW/LK For some of the lines in this chapter, mostly towards the end. Please R&R,follow, you know the drill. Also,submit Ocs for my other story "TUFF Puppy,Soul Eater:Next Generation."I sure would would apprecate it if someone would make some fanart...
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